Hello fellow readers/writers I am doing a contest forum with BabaLooWho! Yay... So, she picked the first challenge and it was to write a scene with your least favorite character in your favorite scene. Did I get that right? I hope I did... honestly, it is a really evil question. I like all of the PJO characters. If I had to chose my least favorite though- well you will have to wait and see...
Least favorite character: the minotaur
Favorite scene: The beach (just a random beach could be figi could be padre island could be of the california coast(never been to any of those places))
"Hello Demigods, Gods, Monsters, and random mortals who hacked Hephaestus Tv. Welcome to... 20 ways to kill a minotaur! I am your host, story writer, and all around crazy lady... Dawn!"
"Get on with the show!" someone yelled off screen.
"Shut up! for the first way to kill a minotaur we have a special guest all the way from New rome!(if you are a mortal then you didn't hear any of this and it is fake) It is... Drumroll please... Perseus Jackson!" I announced over a speaker.
The camera rolled down to show Percy glaring at me.
"Don't call me Perseus." Percy scolded me.
"Ok, Perseus, so you are here to demonstrate the first way to kill a minotaur." I told him. You are not the only one that can tick off every person they meet.
"So, what do I do?" Percy asked.
"DIDN'T YOU JUST HEAR ME? I SAID KILL THE MINOTAUR!"
"Where is it?" Percy asked.
Then a figure stepped up of the shadows and grabbed Percy by the neck before strangling him to death.
"Someone call asclepius! We need a vial of the physician's cure! Annabeth will kill me!" I yelled. It came out really loud in the speaker and now everyone is temporarily deaf except for Percy, who is dead. When my hearing came back I noticed a blonde stalking towards me.
"We are supposed to be killing the minotaur not each other!" I yelled before running off camera.
"I swear, I am gonna kill you!" Annabeth yelled.
"Can we make that two orders of the physician's cure?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, we are back! Don't worry, both me and Percy were given the cure. Annabeth is now being held in a cell somewhere down the beach so she can't kill me, again..."
"You should have at least told me the minotaur was there!" Percy said, rubbing his neck.
"And you should tell your girlfriend not to kill me. Now, Ah, where were we?"
"You were telling me to kill the minotaur." Percy stated dryly.
"Yes, this show is called 20 ways to kill the minotaur. Not, 20 ways to be killed. Though... we have shown two deaths already..."
"You are supposed to be killing the minotaur! Tartarus is charging really high to send him back instantly after he is killed. GET A MOVE ON!" yelled the camera man.
The minotaur appeared next to Percy and Percy launched himself at it, his sword being in his hand instantly. The minotaur sunk his feet into the sand and got ready to charge. At the last second Percy jumped out of the way and...
"The goal here isn't to kill me!" I groaned before dying.
"Yes, it is." Percy said on camera.
"Hello and Welcome back to 20 ways to kill me- I mean- uh- the minotaur"I said, "So, we officially quit trying to get Percy to kill it because it just ended up with me dying. I am not sure that there are enough ingredients in the world to make me another dose of the physician's cure. Another note, we now have Asclepius on standby."
"Why am I here again?" asked asclepius from off camera.
"Because people keep dying and they aren't supposed to." I told him.
"You insolent MORTAL! You keep raising people from the dead and I will send you to tartarus!" Hades yelled appearing in front of the camera.
"Come on! I mean, THIS I SUPPOSED TO BE HOW TO KILL THE MINOTAUR! I AM DOING A CHALLENGE AND YOU PEOPLE ARE RUINING IT!" I yelled at the god.
"You dare take that tone of voice with me?" Hades asked. Then, he snapped his fingers and I died, for the third time.
[PLEASE STANDBY WE NEED TO RAISE DAWN FROM THE DEAD WHEN HADES ISN't WATCHING BE BACK SOON]
AN: How was that? I liked it. Now, I just need to publish it and add a link to the forum.