Charlie Brown Inflates, and boils himself with hot water

by Georgefood

One day, Charlie Brown decided to inflate, and boil himself with hot water, knowing things would get bad later on.

One day, Charlie Brown looked at pictures of people inflating with a pump, and people boiling themselves with scalding hot water.

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Since those people inflate, and boil themselves with hot water. I wonder if I could do the same thing." Charlie Brown said.

So, he decided to search for a pump. Luckily, there was a pump, and he decided to take the pump, and go to the bathroom when he got home. Linus saw Charlie Brown, and got all concerned.

"Ok. Now, for the moment of truth." Charlie Brown said, as he put the tube in his mouth, and turned both the pump, and hot water on.

"Charlie Brown?" Linus said, all concerned.

"He's in the shower. Linus? What is going on?" Sally, his little sister said.

"Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown, open the door." Linus said, as he knocked.

Charlie Brown refused, as hot water came pouring on Charlie Brown, and air came in Charlie Brown.

"Charlie Brown, open the door! Charlie Brown, OPEN THE DOOR!" Linus said, as he banged on the bathroom door.

"Linus?! Just tell me what is going on!" Sally said, all freaked out.

"What is going on?" Lucy said.

"Linus keeps banging on the bathroom door!" Sally said.

"Charlie Brown! CHARLIE BROWN, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!" Linus screamed.

Charlie Brown decided to turn the heat, and the air up. Causing steam to release like a tea kettle.

"CHARLIE BROWN, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!" Linus screamed, as he banged on the bathroom door very hard.

Then, Charlie Brown was so hot from all the scalding hot water, that he turned the heat up all the way, and lied down, and he turned the air all the way.

"CHARLIE BROWN?!" Linus said, as steam went out of the bathroom.

Then, Linus kicked the bathroom door open. Then, he saw the unthinkable. The unimaginable. The Big One. The mother of all things that Charlie Brown has done. He had severe burns, and air was in Charlie Brown, as he kept turning the heat up, faster and faster.

Then, Charlie Brown did the unthinkable. He turned the hot water all the way up on the water heater, as more air kept pouring in on Charlie Brown.

Then, everyone cheered Charlie Brown on as more hot water kept pouring in on Charlie Brown.

"I-I can't handle anymore hot water! My body is burning!" Charlie Brown said in pleasure.

"You can handle more hot water! I'll tell you when to stop! SO, SHUT UP!" Lucy screamed at Charlie Brown.

Ok-Okay.." Charlie Brown said, as he kept turning up the heat, causing more hot water to pour in.

"STOP! I know how to make this more exciting." Lucy said.

"What?" Charlie Brown said.

"Ever heard of toilet paper being shoved?" Lucy said.

"Wait, what now? Now that is a little over the line." Charlie Brown said.

"Ohh, Please." Lucy said.

"You can handle it. Can you?" Schroeder said.

"I-i guess.." Charlie Brown said.

"You heard Charlie Brown. Make sure he does not stop." Lucy said.

"I was only joking." Charlie Brown said.

"Nope. I heard you, Charlie Brown." Schroeder said.

"What kind of Toilet paper should Charlie Brown handle?" Sally said.

"I'm thinking Two-Ply." Lucy said.

"Ohh yeah. That is what Charlie Brown should handle." Schroeder said.

"You heard Schroeder, Charlie." Lucy said.

Then, Schroeder tied Charlie Brown to the bathtub.

"Ok, guys. Ready?" Lucy said.

"Ready." Schroeder said.

"Ready." Sally said.

"Ok, guys. Start with the toilet paper." Lucy said.

"Untie me, Schroeder. You're out of your mind if- Mmmph." Charlie Brown said as he had toilet paper shoved in him.

"That's right, Charlie Brown. Take all the toilet paper you need." Lucy said.

"You're crazy if you're thinking I'm going to be tied while toilet paper is being shoved in- Mmmmmph!" Charlie Brown said as more toilet paper was shoved in him.

"Want more toilet paper shoved in him" Schroeder said.

"Hmmmmmmm. Yes." Lucy said.

"You're out of your mind!" Charlie Brown said muffled.

15 minutes later, his belly was filled with 200 tons of toilet paper.

That caused Charlie Brown to muffle scream in pleasure.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" MORE TOILET PAPER IN ME!" Charlie Brown screamed muffled.

"You got it." Lucy said.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!"

Then, everyone turned to see Linus all infuriated as Charlie Brown choked, and spit out toilet paper, and was relieved.

"I do not fucking know what came out of your mind... But you had BETTER untie Charlie Brown in the next 5 fucking seconds, before I beat the living shit out of you at lunch tomorrow.. Linus said in a threating voice.

Then, Schroeder untied Charlie Brown.

"I gotta get to school. See you all in Lunch." Charlie Brown said.

Then, Linus approached Lucy in a furious way.

"If you EVER abuse Charlie Brown by putting Toilet Paper in him, I will FUCKING beat you up, along with Schroeder at Lunch.." Linus said.

"I understand.." Lucy said.

"It is THAT BAD enough that Charlie Brown suffered scalding burns in him, and I will be DAMNED if I will let Charlie Brown be tortured by YOUR SORRY ASS, ALONG WITH SCHROEDER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!" Linus screamed.

"Yes, Linus." Lucy said.

"Now, at Lunch, I will be sitting next to Charlie Brown. And I BETTER not see Charlie Brown missing.." Linus said in a furious voice, as he slammed the front door.