A Gamer's Guide to Gaming
I woke up and it was a little bit scawy you know UwU. The twees were green when I died (AN: haha lol just remembered that he doesn't remember anything sorry can't change this because I'm in class and omg like my teacher is sooooo like condescending and uncaring, his name is mr martin and I hope wenget him #cancelled one day. He said that I can't wear my skin tight leather shorts and denim jacket over a sports bra to school and I'm just so #pissed like why does he care and why did he look i think he is a pedofile and a herbert like omg, I'll tell my principal about this immediately also my bff Stephanie (we've been friends for like over two weeks and she's just the bestest she's so cool and chill and I love her so much but her taste in boys is like so bad like how could she ever date Brandon he's just so pretencius and always tels me that my grandmar is horrible but i don't kare because i know its good i got a b- in english and it shows but he's like sooooo cute and handsome and he has a stubble on his chin and cool muscles but I'm never going to mention him like ever again because he's stupid and I hate the name Brandon like who names their kid Brandon it's a stupid name) told me that mr martin looks at me during class when he does the thingy where he asks if people are here whifh is so oppressive and Patricarkal like i just know hes a masseusegenist and he doesnt even hide it and he doesnt call me by my proper pronouns im sure i mentioned them before but I'm not going to tell you them bc their unique and youll find out where I live D: anyway back to the story) and I looked around and everything was just so white and awful it needed some colour then (AN if you disagree your racist bc white ppl have been oppresing ppl of color for like very long and when Christoffer Colombus found america nine hundred years ago he brought slaves from afrika with him and white ppl were rude to them and beat themm. Im so ashamed im white but my great great grandfathers grandfather had latinx blood so Buenoes Deas my latinx readers 3 (also i think ur word in spanish for evening is very offensive to differently abled ppl bc they get called tardes (im sorry if ur differently abled ik i cant say this but i had to bc they wouldn't understand if i only hinted and i dont mean offence) a lot) anyway back to the story) and the white lights rly blinded my eyes (AN like the song by the weekend xD) and i shut them and squinted at the ground
HELLO GAMER
Whats this? i thout to myself. Who is it talking to me right about now? I thout
I AM GAME
But what? I asked
YOU DIED AND NOW I CHOES YOU TO BECOME THE NEXT GAMER (AN to all my LGBTQQIP2SAA (sry if i forgot anything thats why i added much luv 3) ik it sounds like gay-mer when u pronouns it and im very sorry for english being so homophobic and patricarchal. I made a petition on change org (u can find it on change org / homophobic-ppls-change-the-pronounsiation-of-gamer-to-ge-mer (remove the gaps and add periods (periods are natural btw and our society is to stuck in midevil ages) where you have to) pls sogn it its important)
Im a gamer now? I though to myself. Omg this is so scary I thout
DONT BE SCARED BRANDON ITS NORMAL I KNOW YOU ARE SCARED BUT DONT BE BECAUSE ITS NORMAL the game said loudly and in text
Ok i replied
HERE ARE UR STATS the game texted greenly
STR 100
INT 100
WIS 100
LCK 100
END 100
LG 100
CONGRATULATIONS it sayd U ARE THE STRONGEREST GAMER IN EXISTENCE RN
wow i thout. This is crazy
YES NOW TELEPHORTING U TO DXD
omg I thought. It's like my fav anime (AN Rias is so cool and strong like shes my idol lol anyway back to the story) i cant wait
TELEPHORTING
i woke up in my bed and stood up and went out to grind. i went to a random dungeon and fought racists and nazis there (AN this is the least i can do #stopracism) and got upgrades. i left the dungeon and found Essay and become friends with him and he stooped being a herbert. we went to school but then OMG FALLEN ANGEL ATTACKED US (AN didnt expect this so soon right? xD anyway back to the story)
I will kill you. Said fallen angel. My name is aceno
No. I replied and used (FIREBALL BLAST NO JUTSU] but they (AN always remember to ask pronouns first dont be offensive! Anyway back to the story) dodged!
My pronouns are she/her btw. She (AN see? Easy, anyway back to the story) said and i replied. No leave dont attack. And hit her with {WATTER CANON NO SHIVANI TENSEI) and she fled
Omg. Said Essay. This is crazy
Yes i replied. It is
And we went to school and there was (AN BAM BAM BAM! xD anyway back to the story) RIAS GREGORY!
(AN sorry for the cliffbanger guys but im very tired and i have homework to do xD see you soon thanks for liking this pls review! 3)