Trying something new out with these four stories. Whichever gets the most attention/best response gets updated next. Tell me what you think in the reviews. Smut should start up next chapter or so. So stay tuned.

Lincoln Loud tiptoed through the kitchen. Slipped out of the back door and glanced around. It was dark. There was no one around. He smirked as he quickly jumped out of his house and sprinted towards his destination.

"Jackpot." The twenty two year old said with a grin before he dropped the towel around his waist. This was going to be sooooooo freaking awesome! After all no one else had thought to use this! He thought back to that morning when his family first saw it.

"Oh goody! A hot tub!" Lola Loud shouted in excitement as she bounced up and down. She was obviously the most excited among her multitude of siblings. And it was hard to blame the eighteen year old. The other's were all clamoring forwards to get a good look at the new hot tub that sat squarely in the backyard.
"Calm down on the bouncing sis." Lana said, her hand snaking out and cupping one of her twin's still bouncing all natural triple D's. Lola instantly turned a bright red and batted at her grosser sibling's gross hand while snarling.

"Would you both knock it off?" Luna snapped as she snorted and wrapped her arms around both twins and giving them a little shake like a dog with a bone. They both frowned. Fingers curled. Easily ready to go all catfight on their sister's ass.

"Now kids this is only for very special occasions. It would be way too expensive to have it on all the time. So we will have to use it in shifts okay?" Lynn Loud Senior told his kids. The man had a shock of white hair across his bald head. His paunch had grown into something resembling a tire and he had deep deep lines across his face.

The past few years had not been kind to the man. Between work, trying out a few new jobs, getting fired from those jobs, and having to raise so many kids he had aged terribly in the past few years. And now with this hot tub he had another massive amount of debt to work off. Which obviously meant he had to not only get a third job but a fourth one.

The eleven children of the loud house all let out irritated groans at their father's nagging. After all it was a kick ass hot tub! Sure it might only be able to hold them three or four at a time, but that was part of the fun right?

"Well how long do we have to wait to use it?" Lily Loud asked, stamping her foot and glaring at her taller parents. Lisa rolled her eyes at her immature roommate. It frustrated the young genius that more of the older members hadn't moved out of the house already. She wanted to expand her scientific work space so that she could maximize her experiments.

"Well it needs to sit all day to clean out. In theory you could use it tonight." Rita said tapping her chin in thought only for her shorter husband to put a hand over his blonde bombshell wife's mouth. Rita's eyes widened in surprise before narrowing in irritation. How rude could you get?

"But! I'm saving it for a very special date just around the corner if you kids know what I mean. So no one is permitted to use it for at least a week!" Lynn Sr. Said forcefully making eye contact with all of his multiple offpsring. They all groaned again. Making sounds of disgust and irritation.

"Wait. Like what are you saving it for? What's coming up next week?" Lori asked as Lynn took his hand away from his wife's mouth. Her perky bright pink lips curled up into a coy smile.

"Oh it's just your father and I's anniversary." She said, slipping her hands into her tight form fitting milf jeans. Her hips had been passed on to around half of her girls. And all of them were hoping that they would be as curvy, as voluptuous as their absolutely stacked double M cup mother. The m's stood for milf! (At least that was the running joke that the kids had. They would never say it in front of her though).

"Wait are you two going to-?" Lori began only to turn green and shake her hands and dance from one foot to the other. "EW! EW! EW!"

"Seriously? You two couldn't just keep that to yourselves?" Lincoln deadpanned as he rolled his eyes. Like his sisters he was making a absolutely disgusted face. He could see why his Dad would want to fuck his mom. Rita was hot! All curves, massive squishy tits that stood up to gravity, firm butt cheeks and nice swinging hips that looked like an army of kids could come tumbling out of them still. Her body pracitcally screamed fertility goddess! And then his dad...

Well life had been hard on the old man. Between work, more work, and raising the kids he was bent, stooped, white haired, noodle armed and high strung. He had seriously let himself go over the years.

"Look you kids are more then welcome to use the hot tub once your mother and I are done with it next week. We just need to remember to return it by the end of next week or else we will have to either A) get another job, or B) Put another mortgage on the house." Lynn Loud Senior said as Rita chuckled and bopped his nose.

"Honey you work way too hard for that! I mean four jobs already? When would you sleep? Or see the kids?" She asked. "Speaking of which."

The eleven youngsters all turned around and had headed inside. Not wanting to be privvy to their parents PDA.

Lincoln flopped onto the floor with a groan.
"Well that stinks." He grumbled before grunting as Lynn flopped down and put her head on her older brother's stomach.
"Preach bro."

Lincoln glanced around the room as his sisters came marching back in. His living room had gotten smaller as all of them slowly grew up. Lori had moved back in after her fiancee cheated on her, Leni had gotten roped into a cult then a pyramid scheme then did some shady politics in Brazil and was now legally barred from leaving the house without adult supervision.

The two oldest Louds had had their hearts broken, egos bruised and now found themselves back home. If it wasn't for the free rent they would have probably been more irked by their lives so far.

Meanwhile Luna constantly crashed at the Loud house between her numerous gigs. She had taken a year off from touring to enjoy her latest fat paycheck and work on her next album. She shifted on the sofa, readjusting her tight rocker jeans, they were faded and worn and falling off her pretty impressive ass. Sure her older sisters had the tits, but she rocked that same booty that their mama had! She came in third booty wise behind the twins, and was fifth tit size but she didn't care.

"You could say that we're all 'in hot water' huh?" Luan chuckled at her own joke before pausing and raising a finger. "No wait. We're not. That's the whole problem."
"Well as far as puns go that one didn't hold any water." Lynn said with a snark only to get a dark glare from her beanpole buck toothed sibling. Luan did the jokes around this joint! She would have to have a long hard talk with the muscle bound shortstack!

"Anyone else have anything to chime in about how much our lives suck and how one of our parents should have probably been chemically castrated?" Lincoln asked the room at large. Only to get a few grunts back. All of them were too irritated to argue or complain.

"What does chemically castrated mean?" Innocent wide eyed Lily turned to Lisa. The young scientist opened her mouth to explain only to be cut off by four hands that clamped over her mouth.

"Don't you dare!" Lola and Lana snapped quickly, their breasts and butts pressed together the two were so close. They glowered down at their younger kid sister who just rolled her eyes in response. After all Lily would have to learn at some point! Probably tonight when everyone else was asleep and Lisa could retreat back to their soundproofed bedroom.

"Let her finish." Lucy mumbled as she popped up seemingly out of nowhere behind the beaten up old sofa. Everyone collectively jumped before glowering at their creepy goth sister.

"Later." Lisa mumbled between her sisters tight manicured and filthy fingers.

"This is so unfair. I mean they get something cool that only they can use but we're stuck just watching them use it!" Lincoln grumbled kicking the floor.
"Or listening." Lynn pointed out. All of them shut up and perked their ears up. They could hear wet smacking kissing noises coming from outside. Everyone in the room shuddered and stuck out their tongues totally grossed out.

"Well I'm going to bed. It's already late. And it's not like we can just sneak out of the house and use it at night. The doors are all locked!" Leni said in her usual vapid airheaded way before walking up the stairs. The others either trailing after her to their respective rooms or going to other parts of the house. Peeling off to find something to do instead of sit in a hot tub and enjoy themselves.

Lincoln was left laying on the floor before perking up with a mischevious grin.

"Yeah...right..."

Lincoln chuckled again as he turned on the jets and slipped into the hot tub with a sigh. He grinned. It was amazing! Made all the more amazing since he was totally buck naked and it was the middle of the night and he was told not to!

Taboo it made even the most normal things a thousand times better.

"Maybe dumb Leni couldn't figure out how to get outside. But not old Linky." He said congratulating himself in the third person as he relaxed. The jets were really helping his back! He felt so relaxed already!

"All that's missing is a gorgeous babe or two and a cold drink." Lincoln said. He knew that he couldn't enjoy himself for long. Half an hour, maybe an hour, then he would have to turn it off and get inside. Otherwise someone might notice the bill.

He leaned back, eyes closing, body relaxing, boner bobbing near the top of the water. Then he heard the sloshing of ice cold beers, and two sets of feet walking towards him. He shot up and turned around, eyes widening in shock.

"YOU!" He said before blushing as the duo paused and gasped.

Review. Faster updates for this and other stories if this and other stories get more reviews. Would love to see art work of this or any of my other work. Faster reviews for my other less popular stories means that more updates at a faster pace. Or just more stories like this one.

Also any requests in reviews will probably be ignored.

Also just to be clear. I do not do pedophilia, all characters are aged up in this stuff or aged down depending on the character, no loli, no yaoi, no shota, I don't do watersports (Shit/Piss/fart fetish shit)I don't do stuff like vore or entire bodies getting shoved into places (Shrink play) I don't do blood play or torture (Ball/cock crushing etc) or certain old people, (Yes I am a fucking hypocrite) . Also if you ask for something in reviews that normally means I won't do it. So anyone who asks for that will be disappointed. If you have questions/requests/suggestions PM me instead.

Also I have an ao3 account now so that's a thing.

Trying something out where I post a number of stories, whichever gets the best response gets updated first.