This is a gift to the amazing Caro! She is graduating nursing school on May 4th! As you may, or may not know, May 4th is International Star Wars Day! May The Forth Be With You (MTFBWY) is a play on words from the famous Star Wars phrase, May The Force Be With You. So May The 4th Be With You all, and enjoy this ridiculously fun story I made for Caro! And please congratulate her! Nursing school is no joke! I'm so happy and excited for you!
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"I need those coordinates for the Navicomputer! Now!" Jack Solo yelled from the flight deck of the Abydos Falcon.
"Uh, still working on it. Almost got it," Daniel Skywalker replied through the communication link.
"These guys are on my ass. Hurry up!"
"Aahhrrr-waaahhrr- yuhhhh," Tealc'bacca replied.
"No, you fuzzball, I can't just punch it! We could fly through a star and that would end this little journey very fast."
"You could have planned this a little better," Princess Sam Organa snidely said.
"Listen here, your worshipfullness, I'm doing the best I can. Daniel! Now would be a good time!"
The Abydos Falcon was taking heavy fire from Darth Ba'al's fleet. All Jack Solo wanted to do was get the money he received from the Princess and get it to Apophis The Hutt as fast as he could. He really wanted to clear the bounty on his head. But so far, luck was not on his side.
Jack helped Daniel blow up Ba'al's first Death Ha'tak. He received money and a medal from the Princess for his efforts. His first mate, Teal'cbacca, did not receive a medal. Teal'c was upset, but he didn't let it show. It was a bit embarrassing for the Princess, to not have any extra medals laying around.
They thought that they had destroyed Darth Ba'al and Emperor Anubis. But Anubis was not onboard when the Death Ha'tak exploded, and Ba'al was out in the battle in his private TIE Needle Threader.
The Abydos Falcon was being pelted by fire from TIE Death Gliders. The Falcon's shields were holding for now. They had to get out of here or else they were going to be pulled into Darth Ba'al's Imperial Cheops Class Warship with that tractor beam. It would not end well if that happened.
"OK! I got it," Daniel said, as he barged into the flight deck. He gave Jack the coordinates. Teal'c put the coordinates in the Navicomputer. Jack pulled back on the hyperdrive controls, and they were in hyperspace. They escaped Ba'al again and would live to see another day.
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The Abydos Falcon landed on the ice planet Hoth. It was here that Daniel would leave his friends behind to go train with Thor and learn the ways of The Force. Daniel wanted to be an Ancient Jedi and use a lightsaber. He also wanted to learn how to ascend.
Jack didn't believe in those hokey religions and Ancient weapons. A good old P-90 at his side would get him out of any battle he found himself in.
But Daniel believed. Daniel believed everyone could ascend to a higher plane of existence. And he was certain The Force could get him there. You just had to believe.
Darth Ba'al's fleet found out about the Rebels on Hoth. Daniel took off in one of the X-Wing 302's. The new ones. Not the one that sent Teal'cbacca and Jack Solo out into space with no hope of surviving. Daniel's X-Wing 302 was fully tested and had no recall device in it.
Daniel loaded R2-DHD into the X-Wing 302. He loved having R2 with him. Daniel left Hoth to go to the Othalla system to find Thor and learn the ways of the Force.
That left Jack to evacuate whomever he could in the Abydos Falcon. It just so happened that Princess Sam got stranded and separated from her transport. Jack had to take her, and the golden MALP droid, with him on the Falcon.
Princess Sam was helping with the repairs and upgrades to the Abydos Falcon. She was in a Jeffries Tube and couldn't turn a large switch back on. She hurt her hand trying. Jack happened to be walking by and saw her having difficulties. He reached around her and put his hands on hers to help her turn the switch. She roughly shrugged him off.
"Hey, Your Worship, I'm only trying to help," Jack said.
"Would you please stop calling me that?"
"Sure, Sam."
"You make it so difficult sometimes."
"I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right."
"Occasionally, maybe. When you aren't acting like a scoundrel."
"Scoundrel? Scoundrel. I like the sound of that," Jack said, and starts to massage Sam's hand.
"Stop that," Sam said.
"Stop what?" Jack asked innocently.
"Stop that. My hands are dirty," Sam said shyly.
"My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?"
"Afraid? I'm not afraid. When did you first notice?"
"As we met. You're trembling."
"I'm not trembling," Sam said as Jack moved in closer.
"You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
"I happen to like nice men."
"I'm a nice man."
"No, you're not, you're," and Jack gently put his warm, silky lips on Sam's.
They kissed softly, yet deeply, for a few moments. All of a sudden, the golden MALP droid tapped Jack on the shoulder.
"Sir! Sir! I've isolated the reverse power flux capacitor!" the golden MALP yelled.
Jack was annoyed, and slowly peeled his lips off of Princess Sam's warm, hot mouth. He turned to the golden MALP, and Sam slipped away out of the Jeffries Tube.
"Thank you. Thank you very much," Jack said angrily to the golden MALP.
Jack turned to look back at Sam, but she was no longer there. With the feeling of her still on his lips, he turned the switch on, and returned to the flight deck to find a place they can go and hide for a while.
Jack Solo had a price on his head. Finding refuge would be almost impossible for him now. He was searching for a star system they could hide in. Nothing was coming up that would be safe.
Sam came up to the flight deck to sit with Jack and Teal'c. Then Jack noticed something.
"Harry," Jack said.
"The Harry System? I've never heard of it," Sam said.
"No, Harry's not a system. He's a man. Harry Calrissian. He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him. We go way back."
"Can you trust him?" Sam asked.
Jack did not answer her.
"Last I heard, he made himself king of Cloud Arkhan. It's a floating city above Bespin, and they mine for naquadah gasses. I won this ship from him in a poker match. Let's hope he is still not bitter," Jack said.
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Back in the Othalla system, Daniel landed his ship on the swamp planet Hala. He found Master Thor, and was learning much from him. He was learning to use the Force. He lifted a box. He lifted some rocks. He stood on his head. All with his mind wrapped up in the Force. Thor gave Daniel some very wise words.
"Daniel, stay away from the darker side, and if you start to go astray let the force be your guide. I know Darth Ba'al's really got you annoyed, but remember if you kill him, well, I actually don't know what would happen if you did that. No one has been able to get rid of him. No matter how hard we try," Thor started rambling.
Daniel put Thor in a backpack to continue his training. Daniel slung Thor over his shoulders and they took off doing some more training. Daniel rappelled down trees and cliffs. He swung from branches like creatures called monkeys that live on a planet called Earth in a galaxy far, far away. Then Thor began instructing him again.
"Run, run, run, jump. I can be your backpack while you run," Thor sang to Daniel as he pushed Daniel to his limits.
Then Daniel got a psychic message through the Force. He saw his friends being hurt and tortured in a city in the clouds. None of his friends had the Force, nor did they know how to ascend.
Daniel wanted to leave immediately to go help his friends. Daniel asked Thor if his friends would die.
"Hard to see. Always in motion is the future," Thor told him.
"I've got to go help them," Daniel said.
"Decide you must how to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could. But you would destroy all for which they have fought and suffered," Thor said, right before Daniel stood up to collect his things.
Daniel put R2-DHD into his spot in the back of the ship, then climbed into his X-Wing 302. He left Thor, and his training, behind.
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Jack Solo landed the Abydos Falcon on a platform up in Cloud Arkhan. He lowered the ramp, and Princess Sam, Teal'cbacca, the golden MALP, and Jack slowly walked out to meet the welcoming party on the platform.
"My friend. See? Teal'c, keep your eyes open, OK?" Jack whispered as the group walked closer to them.
"Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler! You've got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled," Harry Calrissian said to Jack Solo.
Jack stared at Harry, and motioned and mouthed, "Me?" to Harry.
Harry went toe-to-toe with Jack and stared him down. Jack didn't move. All of a sudden, the people behind Harry took out various instruments and began to play a cheerful anthem. Rose petals were thrown at Harry's feet and there was cheering and clapping from those who were not playing an instrument.
"Well he seems very friendly," Princess Sam chided to Teal'cbacca. Teal'c grunted in agreement.
"Just kidding! Hey guys! Long time no see!" Harry eventually laughed out. He had a big smile on his face.
"What are you doing here?" Harry asked.
"Oh, need repairs and stuff. I was hoping you could help," Jack said.
"What have you done to my ship?" Harry exclaimed, looking up at the bottom of the ship.
"Hey, I won her fair and square," Jack replied.
Princess Sam stepped out from behind Teal'c and Jack. Harry noticed her immediately.
"Hello, what have we here? I'm Harry Maybourne, the administrator of this place. And who are you?" Harry asked, giving Sam a once-over with his eyes.
"Sam," she replied. "I see you are already familiar with General O'Neill," she continued.
"General? You made General?" Harry asked, looking at Jack.
"You made King?" Jack replied.
"Well, it's not a contest, Jack. Let's see what we can do for the Falcon," Harry said, motioning for them all to come inside the city.
They all went inside, and Harry gave them a tour of his kingdom. The naquadah gas mining was coming along very well. New advances in containment technology meant they could store the gas at much higher temperatures than ever before, and it would not become unstable.
They also had made advancements in cryo storage for shipping. It meant that even biological components could be frozen in sarcophagi for long journeys, or for long storage, and nothing would harm the lifeform. It was all very impressive.
Harry welcomed them all to dinner that night. Right before they left for dinner, Teal'cbacca came running into their room with the golden MALP in pieces. The droid had gotten lost at some point in the day, and this was the result of his misadventures. Teal'c put the droid into a large backpack and carried him on his back.
An elaborate celebration fit for a king was set up. As Harry opened the door to the very large dining room, someone stood up. It was Darth Ba'al.
Teal'cbacca growled and pushed Princess Sam behind him. Jack Solo reached for his P-90, but Darth Ba'al used his ribbon device on Jack, and the energy blast knocked the P-90 out of his hands. When everyone was disarmed, Ba'al glowed his eyes at everyone and smiled.
"He arrived right before you did. I had no choice," Harry said.
"Thanks, friend," Jack replied.
Then Darth Ba'al turned on his gravity wells. Everyone except Jack and Harry slid down into a holding cell within Cloud Arkhan.
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Daniel Skywalker entered the air space around Cloud Arkhan. No one stopped him. Daniel landed and got out of his X-Wing 302 with R2-DHD in tow. He made his way through the city, and found it odd that there was no one around.
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In the gravity well prisoner cell, Teal'cbacca worked to put the golden MALP back together. He flipped the power switch, and the MALP slowly came back to life. The princess just watched as the lights on the golden MALP started to come on, and noises started coming from the golden MALP.
"Jaffa Troopers! Here? We are in danger! Oh no! I've been staff blasted!" the golden MALP exclaimed.
"Oh, my! What have you done? I'm backwards, you stupid furball. Only an overgrown iratus bug like you would be stupid enough..." and Teal'c shut the golden MALP off so he wouldn't have to listen to him anymore.
Two Jaffa Troopers brought Jack Solo back to the prison cell. He had been tortured, and it was obvious. He was in pain, and needed rest. Teal'c laid him on a make-shift bed. The Princess knelt down beside Jack and began to comfort him. She ran her finger through his hair and didn't leave his side.
"Why are they doing this?" she asked.
"They never even asked me any questions," Jack huffed in reply.
The door opened and Sam looked up. She rolled her eyes and looked at Jack.
"Harry," she said quietly.
Jack tried to stand and grabbed Harry by the throat, but he stumbled and fell in front of Harry. Teal'c picked up Jack. Harry tried to speak quickly.
"Jack! Listen to me!" .
The Princess put a hand on Jack's arm and looked pleadingly. Jack nodded his head at Sam and looked back to Harry.
"Look! Ba'al has agreed to turn the Princess and the Furling over to me. They will have to stay here in my kingdom, but at least they will be safe."
"What about Jack?" Sam asked.
"Ba'al is turning him over to a bounty hunter named Hathor Fett," Harry said.
"Ba'al wants us all dead!" Sam yelled.
"He doesn't care about you at all. He's after someone named Skywalker," Harry said.
"Daniel?" Jack asked.
"Yes. Darth Ba'al set a trap for him."
"And we're the bait," Sam said.
"Some king you are! You fixed us real good, didn't you!" Jack yelled.
Jack hauled off and punched Harry. The two men got into a fight. Jack put Harry into a head lock just as two Jaffa Troopers came into the room and raised Zats at them all. Jack let go.
"I did the best I could. I have my own problems," Harry said.
Harry left the cell with the guards. Sam comes to Jack's side again.
"You really have a way with people," and gently kissed him on the cheek.
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The prisoners were all led into the carbonite sarcophagus room. The Serrakin workers were busy preparing the machinery. This would be the first test on a non-Goa'uld biologic being.
Jack leaned in and asked Harry what was going on.
"You're being put into a carbonite sarcophagus," Harry said.
They watched Hathor Fett walk up to Darth Ba'al.
"What if he doesn't survive the freezing process?" she asked.
"You have frozen people before. It will work," Ba'al said.
"He is worth more to me alive," she said.
"The System Lords will compensate you if he dies. Put him in!" Ba'al barked.
Teal'cbacca realized what was going to happen. He yelled loud, and spun and tried to fight with two Jaffa Troopers. Jack realized that Teal'c was about to get injured, or worse, by the Jaffa Troopers.
"Teal'c! Stop this! This won't help me! Stop!" Jack begged.
Teal'c looked around confused and sad. He was making sad noises when Jack grabbed his arm and looked up to him.
"Hey, buddy, look at me. The Princess! You have to take care of the Princess for me. Do you hear me?"
Teal'c shook his head and grunted in understanding. Jack looked into Sam's eyes. They shared a moment in time where everything that had been building between them came crashing down. Jack leaned in to kiss Sam passionately. Their kiss was broken up by the guards, who placed Jack onto the round freeze platform.
Sam leaned into Teal'c and held him as she looked at Jack.
"I love you," Sam said to Jack.
"I know," Jack said with a smirk on his face.
Jack was lowered beneath the floor level where they were standing. He did not take his eyes off Sam.
The Serrakin turned the machine on and a puff of white mist rose from the circle in the floor. A few moments later, a sarcophagus rose from beneath. It fell on its back with a loud 'thump'. Teal'c yelled again. Sam jumped at the thought of Jack being frozen inside the sarcophagus.
Harry walked up to the sarcophagus and saw the green light flashing.
"He is alive, and in perfect hibernation" Harry said.
"He is all yours, bounty hunter. Reset the machine for Skywalker," Ba'al said.
Hathor Fett activated the levitation mechanism on the sarcophagus and took Jack to her ship, the Eskal 1.
Ba'al's First Prime entered the room and walked straight to Ba'al.
"My Lord, Skywalker is in the building," the First Prime said.
"See to it that he makes it here. Take the Furling and the Princess to my ship," Ba'al said.
"That was not part of our deal," Harry said.
"I am altering our deal. Pray I do not alter it more," Ba'al said, flashing his eyes at Harry.
Daniel and R2-DHD were walking through Cloud Arkhan trying to locate his friends. Sam, Jack, Teal'cbacca, and the golden MALP were being led through the corridors as bait to lure in Daniel. Harry was taking them towards Ba'al's ship, but he looked as if he had another idea. Sam kept looking for Daniel as they walked. She finally saw him.
"Daniel! Don't! It's a trap!" Sam yelled.
They were cut off from Daniel and R2-DHD. Daniel found his way into the carbonite sarcophagus room. It was there that he came face to face with Darth Ba'al.
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Harry admitted to the others that there was still time to try to save Jack. Sam and Teal'c didn't believe Harry, and Teal'c tried to strangle him. But they eventually ran with Harry to the landing bay where Hathor the Hutt had parked her Eskal 1 ship. But they were too late. They watched Hathor Fett take off with Jack.
Coming back down the hallway they saw R2-DHD. Harry gave an evacuation notice over the intercom to all of his kingdom. All of them boarded the Abydos Falcon and got the heck out of there.
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Daniel and Ba'al were left to face each other. Daniel took out his lightsaber and dueled with Ba'al. Ba'al also had the ribbon device, which was hard for Daniel to avoid all the time. Ba'al kept throwing objects at Daniel using the ribbon device. Daniel was able to deflect most of it. But not all of it.
"You have learned much, young one. Obi Wan Desala has taught you well," Ba'al said.
"You may find I'm full of tricks," Daniel said.
They continued this lightsaber fight for some time, moving from room to room. They finally came to an outcropping which overhung the large interior center of the city. It was a huge, vast, open space. The walkway on which they fought on was not that wide. It was barely large enough for the two of them side by side.
Daniel slipped and fell to his knees. Ba'al took advantage of the situation. Ba'al struck Daniel's right arm, slicing the arm off from just below the elbow. Daniel watched his own arm, still holding on to his lightsaber, fall into the vast area beneath them.
"Hey! You cut my arm off!" Daniel yelled.
"Now you and I match. We are more alike than you know. Has Obi Wan Desala told you about your father?" Ba'al asked.
Daniel used his legs and one arm to back himself away from Ba'al. Daniel was now hanging on to a piece of metal, and was kneeling on a piece of metal no wider than his boots.
"She told me enough. She said that you betrayed and killed my father," Daniel said, wincing in pain, and trying to hold on for dear life.
"No. I am your father," Ba'al said.
Daniel was shocked at this revelation. He did not believe Ba'al.
"No! It's not true. That's impossible!" Daniel yelled.
"Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Come, my son, and you will rule by my side."
"Noooooo!" Daniel yelled again.
"You can destroy Emperor Anubis. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. Come with me. This is the way."
Ba'al reached out a hand to Daniel to help him back up onto the ledge. Daniel looked for ways out of this. He went over every option in his head. He came up with only one way out of this.
"I will never join you!" Daniel yelled, then he let go of the outcropping, and started to fall down the vast expanse below them.
Daniel was sucked into an exhaust tunnel. He was dumped out beneath the city. His knees caught on an antenna or something on the bottom of the city's belly. He tried to climb up and get back into the exhaust tunnel. He cannot do it with one arm.
He hung upside down by his knees. He closed his eyes, and started to reach out to Obi Wan Desala with his mind. When he did not hear anything from Obi Wan, his mind shifted to Sam.
"Sam," Daniel said out loud.
In the Abydos Falcon, Sam got a weird feeling. She sensed Daniel is in trouble. Sam saw where Daniel was located. It seemed as if Daniel sent Sam a mental image.
Sam told Teal'cbacca to turn the ship around. She told them all that she knew where Daniel was. They flew back to Cloud Arkhan, and they did find Daniel hanging on the belly of the city. Harry went up to get Daniel and brought him on board.
Teal'cbacca flew the Abydos Falcon with Harry. Sam stayed with Daniel and tried to make him as comfortable as possible. The crew onboard the Abydos Falcon met up with the rest of the Rebel Jaffa fleet. The Falcon docked to a medical ship. Daniel was immediately taken for surgery, where he was given a bionic arm. It did not go unnoticed that Darth Ba'al also had a bionic arm.
Daniel thought that maybe Ba'al was right. Maybe Ba'al was his father. It would explain why Daniel had such an amazing connection with the Force and ascension.
Sam went to find Daniel in medical after his surgery. They talked for a while, but her mind and heart were elsewhere. She wondered how Jack was doing. She missed him already. Sam couldn't help falling in love with Jack Solo.
Sam stood by the large windows in the medical bay with Daniel. They looked out at the Rebel Jaffa fleet. A distant galaxy came into view. Daniel comforted Sam and put his arm around her. The golden MALP and R2-DHD joined them by the window. Daniel's mind was on his new potential father. Sam's mind was on Jack. Little did either of them realize what both of their destinies had in store for them in the very near future.
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The Rebel Jaffa fleet found out that Hathor Fett delivered Jack Solo to Apophis the Hutt. Princess Sam, Daniel Skywalker, Teal'cbacca, and Harry Calrissian had to find a plan to rescue Jack Solo from Apophis' palace on the desert planet of Vorashtooine. Daniel had grown up on Vorashtooine. His Uncle Urgo and Aunt Gaiwryn died here protecting Daniel.
A bounty hunter came up to the carbonite sarcophagus that contained Jack Solo. It was inside the palace of Apophis. The bounty hunter's helmet muffled the voice so Jack couldn't tell who it was. And Jack was blinded by the bright lights inside the sarcophagus, so he couldn't see either.
"Where am I," Jack asked.
"Apophis' palace. You have hibernation sickness," the bounty hunter said, holding Jack up. He was shaking due to being frozen for so long.
"Who are you?" he asked.
He could not see the bounty hunter take off the helmet.
"Someone who loves you," he heard the voice say.
"Sam!" Jack said.
They collapsed into each other and kissed passionately. After a few moments, they heard a very familiar laugh. Jack's countenance dropped at once.
"Hey, Apophis. Look, Apophis, I was just on my way to pay you back, but I got a little sidetracked. It's not my fault," Jack pleaded.
"Wow, he's gained some weight," Sam whispered to Jack.
"Kree! Yang chas Solo chone Furling!" Apophis said.
Jack and Teal'c were brought to Apophis who had them thrown into jail. Princess Sam was taken as one of Apophis' slave dancers.
Daniel came to try to rescue his friends once again. Daniel tried to bargain for the release of his friends. Daniel's Jedi mind tricks did not work on Apophis.
Daniel was thrown into the Reetou pit and had to face a fully grown Reetou monster. It was a close call, but Daniel was able to use the Force to see the out of phase creature in the pit with him. Daniel ended up having to kill the Reetou, which made the Reetou's owner cry.
All of them were brought to Apophis The Hutt's Alkesh party barge. Hathor Fett was also on board.
The party barge was parked along the infamous Iratus Wraith Pit of Carkoon. It was nothing more than a giant sucking mouth in the sand. The majority of its body lay beneath the surface.
Jack could almost see now. Daniel used the droids to help carry out a plan that ended in a wild fight that included Daniel's lightsaber, Jack's P-90, a bunch of Zats, and some staff blasters.
Hathor Fett misfired her ribbon device, and her rocket pack went off and shot her into the side of the Alkesh sail barge. She slid down onto the sand, and ended up being sucked up by the Iratus Wraith monster, where she will slowly be digested over 1,000 years. Or would she really?
Daniel, Jack, Harry, and Teal'c fought with Apophis' guards. Princess Sam choked Apophis and she killed him with her bare hands, and almost bare body. The golden MALP and R2-DHD were there to help destroy the Alkesh party barge. Our heroes all escaped on an undamaged Alkesh Skiff.
Daniel decided to go back to finish his training with Master Thor. Thor had become weak. His clone body was failing him. He would die soon. Before he died, he had some words for Daniel.
"Do not...Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or snake you, he will. Daniel, when gone am I, the last of the Ancient Jedi will you be. Daniel, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned. Daniel. There is...another... Sky...Sky...walker."
Daniel watched as Thor ascended. Daniel climbed back into his X-Wing 302 went back to meet up with his friends.
They all found out that Emperor Anubis and Darth Ba'al had built a new Death Ha'tak. Many Nox had died to bring them that information. A plan was developed to try to destroy the new ship, and hopefully get rid of more bad guys in the process.
As part of the plan, Daniel let himself be captured by the Jaffa Troopers. He wanted to go talk to his dad and try to turn him back to the light side of the Force. Daniel accepted that Ba'al was his father. He was brought before Darth Ba'al and Emperor Anubis.
"You do not know the power of the dark side. All you have to do is take a snake and you can rule by my side," Ba'al said.
"I will not join you, father. You will be forced to kill me," Daniel told his dad.
"If that is your destiny. So, you have accepted that I am your father," Ba'al said.
"I have accepted that once a great human named Anakin is my father. We found technology that can safely remove the symbiote. Father, come with me, and we can take your snake out," Daniel tried to plead with his father.
"No. It is too late for me, my son," Ba'al said. Then they walked into the transport to take them up to see the Emperor.
Darth Ba'al took Daniel to Emperor Anubis' brand new mothership. Ba'al handed the Emperor the lightsaber that Daniel had with him. Daniel looked at the large fish tank behind the Emperor's chair. It was full of symbiotes. He could see one very large symbiote. That must be the queen, Daniel thought.
"You want this?" Anubis asked Daniel. "I can feel your desire to take a snake. Give in to your hate and let us snake you. The longer you wait, the more of my servant you shall become," Anubis chided Daniel some more.
Daniel eventually used the Force and took the lightsaber from Anubis. Daniel ended up fighting his dad again, only this time Daniel seemed to have the upper hand. Emperor Anubis knew that Daniel was much more powerful than himself and Ba'al put together. Daniel refused to kill his dad. But during the fight, Daniel cut off his dad's arm. Again.
When Daniel thought his dad was down for the count, he threw his lightsaber over the side of the railing and refused to fight him further. He wasn't going to kill his own dad. He could sense the good still in him.
But Anubis had different plans.
"If you will not turn, you will die," Anubis said to Daniel.
Anubis launched blue lightning at Daniel and tried to kill him. He had one of his Lo'taurs come out with a fresh symbiote.
"Father! Help me!" Daniel begged.
As Anubis approached Daniel with the snake, all of a sudden Ba'al stood up.
Darth Ba'al picked up the Emperor and threw him over the side, along with the symbiote still clutched in his hand. Both Ba'al and Daniel watched a huge blue explosion fill the cavern below them, and move up the walls and past them.
Daniel dragged his dad onto a shuttlecraft and evacuated to the planet below, where the rest of the Rebel Jaffa fleet were located. Darth Ba'al died in Daniel's arms. They flew down to the forest moon Edora. A celebration was happening.
Daniel found out that he and Princess Sam were twins. They were for real brother and sister. And Ba'al was, indeed, their father. Daniel wanted some alone time and stepped outside of the celebration. There he saw the ghost images of master Thor, his dad in his true human form, and Obi Wan Desala.
Princess Sam and Jack hooked up, and would eventually be married. They had lots and lots of sex. They would go on to have three children. They had a set of twins, one boy, one girl. They named the boy Jacen and the girl Jaina. They had one more boy and named him Anakin.
In the void of the deaths of Darth Ba'al and Emperor Anubis, a new threat emerged. Mitth'raw'nuruodo, better known as Thrawn, began creating his own new empire. Thrawn was a blue-skinned Chiss who hailed from the planet Rentor in the Unknown Regions, a dangerous and uncharted region of the galaxy.
Over time, the Princess and Jack would run into many alternate versions of themselves. In each of the alternate realities, they were together in some way or another. In one of the alternate realities, they had only one son, and they named him Ben. But Ben gave in to the dark side of the force and changed his name to Kylo Ren. It drove that Sam and Jack apart, and Jack eventually died by the hands of their son.
Sam and Jack were very happy that nothing in this reality would come between them. Their kids, on the other hand, had some issues. Their children did break their hearts.
All three of their children would go on to train with Uncle Daniel. Anakin died in a battle. Jaina ended up having to kill Jacen after he became an evil menace.
But, those stories have already been written. Tonight, Sam and Jack were cuddling on the couch watching Jaina play with their granddaughter, Janet. Jaina eventually took Janet home. As soon as the door closed, Sam turned to Jack and smiled.
"You are using your Jedi mind trick on me again, aren't you?" Jack asked with a sinful smile.
"I sure am. Is it working?" she asked.
"Ya, sure you betcha!"
They both stood up and decided it was too far to walk to the bedroom. It turned into a long night in the living room by the fireplace.
THE END
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OK, I've pulled from a lot here! The movies, the books, the Weird Al Yankovic song "Yoda", Bad Lip Synch "Seagulls (stop it now), and obviously the TV show. I've used transcripts and have used direct quotes, but I did not indicate it in the body. This is all just for fun, no copyright or plagiarism is intended. The Thrawn I am referring to at the end is from The Heir To The Empire trilogy by Timothy Zahn. That will forever be my head canon. I truly hope you have enjoyed this. Mashups are my favorite, and this one just flowed right out of my mind. Most of all, I hope you enjoyed this, Caro. Congratulations on nursing school! Now go kick ass on your license exam!