Cookie Monster at the debates
The year is 2028 and it is an open seat race. The Democrats are running a Democratic Governor from Texas who is a gay woman whose wife is a Canadian indie singer. Meanwhile, the GOP race was far from over even after the Governor of Nebraska who infamously couldn't spell Colombia correctly.
In the debate on February 23rd 2028 in Waco, Texas: the candidates present were Jessica Jacobs(R-IA), Coach Howell Stubner, and Cookie Monster.
I am your host Jake Featherston:
Featherston said:
"On the issue of tax reform, where do you stan?"
Jacobs: "I believe in a flat tax. It would help protect the job creators from being over-taxed. The death tax has punished people for making a lot of money. People like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg earned all that money through hard work".
Your turn Stubner
Stubner: "I believe income taxes are a sin against God, and know God as prayer is an essential part of Football. I also know that Texas has prospered without a state income tax. California has lost people while Texas has gained them for a reason. As a coach, I want to keep my hard earned money and not see to godless heathens."
Cookie, you go now
Cookie Monster: "Me oppose tax on cookies. Cookie Tax bad. Me also support trickle down economics. Me break cookie and cookie crumbs fall on floor. People eat cookie crumbs..."
Coach Stubner interrupted and said: "Cookie, all you talk about is cookies. At the last debate, you talked about how the trade deal with Sweden was good because they sounded like Sweden was a "land of cookies" .
Cookie Monster kept ranting about cookies and how bad a cookie tax would be.
Jacobs shouted "Stop talking about cookies because my daughter is trying to lose weight so she can get on the cheerleading squad!"
Featherston moved on to the next issue and said "enough":
To be continued ...