One Wilde Time
With the room darkened, the marmot shown his flashlight right into Nick's face.
"Okay. Now raise your right paw," the marmot said, "and deliver the oath."
"I, Nicholas Wilde, promise to be brave, loyal, helpful, and trustworthy!"
"Even though you're a fox?" the rodent replied.
Suddenly, Nick felt a shove right to the floor. "What?" he said, scared on what was going to happen next, "No, no! What did I do wrong, you guys?! No, please! Tell me! What did I do wrong?!"
The marmot got out a muzzle and was about to strap it on young Nick's scared face when all of a sudden…
"MWAAAAAAAAH!" a strange noise sounded.
"What the frick?" asked the marmot, as dropped the muzzle.
"It's a bird!" shouted the zebra
"It's a plane!" the hippo said.
"No!" said the antelope, "IT'S THE ERMINE STOAT BUILDING FROM ZOO YORK CITY!"
Everyone looked up to see a giant building, except he had two arms and a face. With everyone paused now, the concrete tower started to sing.
"DON'T BE SPECIESIST, I AM A BUILDING! AND I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU!"
Everyone's jaw now dropped.
"Hey, there Steven," he sang as he took off his spire, "Foxes and Marmots are even, how would you feel if he tried to muzzle you?"
The scout bullies, as well as Nick, started moving along slightly to the beat of the music.
"Foxes, Marmots, Otters, and Ibex, They all came from the sea," the building was dancing too, "We all have to share the same world, TRIXIE WONTCHA SING WITH ME!"
Suddenly, the Chinchilla building, also from Zoo York, came in. She had a face too. Apparently her name was actually Trixie.
"Hey Stan!" said the other building (apparently the first building's name was Stan).
"Hey there, Trixie," replied Stan
"Watcha singin' about?" asked Trixie
"Oh, not much" Stan replied, "Just skyscraper stuff, like Speciesism."
Now, both buildings started dancing, and so did everyone else.
"DON'T BE SPECIESIST WE BOTH ARE BUILDINGS, LISTEN TO WHAT WE MEAN!" they sang, "love one another, sisters and brothers, OR WE WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS!"
Everyone's jaw had dropped even further now.
"OR WE WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS!" they repeated as they disappeared back into the cityscape. Stan gave one more final wink.
In awe, the marmot fainted, and so did all the other ranger scouts, except for nick.
"THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!" Nick replied.