One day Ladonna the ugly ass hick bitch was getting finished doing nasty shit with her father/uncle like all southerners do. After 5 seconds he was finished and ladonna was pissed af
"Gawd dayum it daddeh yall dun gone and crushed muh cigarettes"
she hicked. She walked into her brother Bud's room and saw him humping the absolute shit out of his raptor doll. You see he saw an old ass walk the dinosaur meme and decided to reenact it because southerners are BEHIND THE FUCKING TIMES! She kicked him in his carrot and went off to school. She arrived at school and everyone simultaneously started shitting and barfing because Ladonna smelled like tobacco juice and incest. She went up to Buster. The second Buster saw Ladonna's nasty teeth he was so grossed out he exploded, nobody gave a shit because he was a weird ass autistic loser, almost like Carl. Fuck Carl too, ugly ass ginger tard. Mr. Ratburn was sitting at his desk jerking off to illegal dark web shit and when he finished he got up and started teaching the class about the civil war. "So you see kids, the superior north burned the shit out of the south and freed the slaves"
Arthur pointed a cum stained finger at the redneck ladonna "hey SHES A SOUTHERNER"
"An excellent observation you hot piece of aardvark ass, Ladonna is indeed, an ugly ass knuckle dragging inbred low iq toothless good for nothing subhuman southerner", Brain hypothesized "yeah she's a stupid trailer trash cunt, hey everyone in town should come and point and laugh at her and her family of Bible fucking mongrels," and everyone did. Even Kate laughed, and she's a fucking baby. But keep in mind a baby in the north is still more intelligent than the average grown adult southerner.
Sherman came back from the dead "FUCK I MISSED SOME" and he burned the fuck out of Ladonna and her freak show family, everyone rejoiced and the town's IQ rate increased.
THE END