Hi! So I have written KP fanfics before, but never posted any here... so, this is a first I suppose. I'm planning on this being about two chapters a day. (Not for me. For them. Each day for them, is two chapters. Or there about.) so 28 chapters roughly.

Little side note: this is an AU with out powers and super people, so I imagine them looking the same but normal skin coulors. But you can see them however. They may be a few notes about looks in later charters.

Disclaimer; I don't own Kim Possible or any of the characters listed. If an oc is present, I will announce witch ones. This story and au is written by me, HDMart/Mysterious-I


It wasn't meant to be like this. Junior told her she had a spot. A spot on the free, all access cruise. That's what he had told her. What he hadn't banked on, was his father taking her name off the list.

That's what lead miss Shelia go to this very awkward situation. With her bags all packed, stood at the station and being told she's not on the list.

"Ask junior, you know the billionaires son? Ask him. I'm meant to be on that list" the more she spoke the more her voice turned into a growl and the poor dock worker looked less happy.

"Ma'am, please leave the line. Your not on the list".

Shelia, or as she preferred it, Shego, took her things and stood out of line, she pulled out her phone and began to ring junior, only to be met with the most annoying answering machine she has ever heard.

She hung up and that's when she heard her opening.

"But sir, for the competition winners, we need to have both party's present." The dock worker stated to the frazzled looking man, a good 15 years older than herself, with long black hair and a nasty eye scar. Not to mention a hideous blue leather lab coat that just screamed awkward.

"B-but, she's em.. elsewhere..." was all he managed to awkwardly stutter out.

Shego saw it right there before her eyes.. her ticket. With out a moment hesitation she jumped into the conversation, casually linking arms with the random man. "I am so sorry I'm late! Traffic was hell.." she put on her best 'I'm a nice person, and you should think nothing of it' voice, that somehow still managed to fall dry.

The daft man besides her, now arm locked with a beautiful stranger, looked positively startled, confused, like a deer in headlights.

He looked Shego straight in the eyes. Her (although a little crazy) ones staring back at him like daggers. It only took him a moment to click. She was doing them both a favour.

"I never thought you'd make it.." he said with a bright fake smile. The dock man sighed, clearly not caring.

"Enjoy your time, Mr and Mrs Lipsky"

With that Shego and Lipsky made there was onto the cruise. They shared a glance, and it was almost like they where meant to be partners in crime, because with out even a word between them, they knew what to do. Head to the room first, ask questions later.

Once at room 294, he opens the door and they both rushed inside.

The room was spacious. It had a tv build into the far wall, a large circular sofa aimed at it. Beautiful cream carpets and baby blue walls. Not to mention two large door windows leading out to a balcony. On either side of the room a door, leading of to the two separate bedrooms and on-suites.

The separate bedroom thing made Shego very happy. It was one thing jumping to join some random man on holiday. It was another to share a bed.

The man whipped around once inside the room and made a weird "nghhh" noise.

"Who the hell are you?" He asked, almost stomping his foot like a child.

Shego smirked "Relax, I needed a way in. And you were about to lose yours. I did us both a favour, alright?" There was a slight bite to her tone, almost daring him to say 'not alright'.

He make another noise before looking away, "and who is my.. 'savour'?" He asked as he eyes her with suspicion. Meanwhile Shego was keeping herself busy poking her head into Both of the bedrooms, weighing up which one she should steel.

When her investigation was over, she found they were identical. And threw her bags into the random room. "Shego"

"I'm.." he thought for a moment. He hated his real name. Theodore drew Lipsky. Or drew as everyone called him.

It was awful. But there was a name, he was quite pleased with. And seeing as she also chose a new name he couldn't help cut thick 'why not?'

"Dr Drakkin"

Shego eyed him up and down "uhu... okay.. well then, doctor D. Let's go over some ground rules, she'll well?" Although she had asked it there really wasn't any room for negotiation.

'Cheeky bugger! Comes into my holiday and tells me the rules?!'

"One: if anyone askes I'm a friend nothing more. Two: this is a bus's issue arrangement nothing more. Three: touch me, and your gonna find out if you can survive overboard. Got it, doc?" She placed a hand on her hip, holding up three fingers.

"Nggh. Yes Shego, I 'gots it'."

"Of course there are loads of rules implied in those rules but seeing as your a.. doctor. I'm gonna assume you have a brain" she shrugged a little smug at having high jacked this random mans vacation before turning and heading to her room.

"Never assume" he muttered before his eyes widened. "Of course I have a brain, Shego!" He yelled out.

He stood there awkwardly in the middle of the room, his suitcase still in hand.

On one hand: he had managed to Come with out his mother.

On the other hand: he was stood with who he assumed was just a little bit crazy.

Then again he was a mad scientist. And well, crazy equals genius...

He shook his head before heading to his room. He felt this two week holiday was going to way to long..

Meanwhile, Shego was putting on her best bikini to go hang by the pool. After all nothing happens on the first day, so it doesn't hurt to chill for a bit. She wouldn't see Dr Drakkin again till dinner that evening... But, undenounced to the pair, they both had a smellier thought. Its weird how the two strangers talked as if they had known each other for years..


Thanks for reading, make sure to give it a review. What do you thinks gonna happen? Who do you thinks gonna apear? What's your favourite things about cruises? Tell me the lot down below!