John Phoenix was hanging around in 221B Baker Street with DGS people who were his family and were way better company than his Uncle Phoenix.
Herlock Sholmes turned on the TV (which he imported from the John Phoenix era) and the news said that DGS was being localized!
Ryuunosoke smiled to himself. He was the one that saved the translation. But then he remember that they've been translated all this time and this was because of the tireless efforts of Scarlet Study.
Ryuunosuke decided to go thank Scarlet Study for their hard work up until now. He, Susato and John Phoenix left the house and called for an omnibus.
"Take us to Scarlet Study Headquarters," said Ryuunosuke.
"Okay!" said Beppo, and they went to SS HQ, but there were some people outside and there was also an orange taiko drum with a smug smirk on his face talking to them.
"I'm sorry kid, it was really fun watching you squirm to get your friends to get involved and only a handful of them cared enough for a half-assed response. Anyways, I gotta to other stuff. You be good now!"
The taiko drum took off, but then he came back and continued arguing with the crowd. This was strange to John Phoenix as it was a direct contradiction to what he just said.
John Phoenix's psychic powers told him this guy was nothing but trouble, and Ryuunosuke and Susato agreed even though they didn't have psychic powers. They had to deduce it from the fact that he was talking like an anime villain. They did deduce this. This is why they are smarter and better than Phoenix Wright.
Ryuunosuke asked the crowd for a transcript of the argument, and fortunately someone recorded the whole thing.
"Okay, let's watch all of this from the start" said John Phoenix and he rewound the hours of footage all the way to the beginning.
The recording started with someone saying something but it was too inaudible to hear (this is a smart metaphor for how the tweet was deleted), then Uwabami, a translator and sentient taiko drum, started talking.
"You're on the high horse of expecting that everyone playing our translation is as fluent in English as you are. That's kinda arrogant, don't you think? In o-"
John Phoenix fell asleep.
"Hey! John Phoenix! Wake up" Susato tried using the Susato Wake-up Slap on John Phoenix but his skin was as strong as titanium so he felt nothing.
"No. This is boring. It's too long. Listen, I don't know what's going on but we can just say Uwabami's racist and we'll probably be right."
"John Phoenix, we can't be so presumptuous!" said Susato. "We should scrutinize the entire footage first in order to judge each party fairly, otherwise we are no better than Gregson and Van Zieks!"
At that moment, the footage, which was still playing, had Uwabami say "You assume that everyone speaks tumblerese."
Uwabami went to jail.