This was supposed to be a normal day, the sun was shining, flowers were in full blossom and nothing could go wrong.

And then someone shot her in the back of her head.

- Deerie?

She heard a familiar voice. It sounded auto tuned for some reason, maybe it was just a shock after her weird nightmare.. She rub her sleepy eyes with her hand and said:

- I had a crazy dream… - She complained and hugged him, he felt somehow different, but it was him.

- I know, I know, honey. But… it wasn't a dream…

- WHAT!? - she fully opened her eyes now. The girl was laying down in some unfamiliar place on a bed. He… he looked more like anthropomorphic deer then himself? He had red skin? And Fur?! Antlers?!

Some women came into the room now, she was carrying a teacup. She had an unnatural doll-like white skin tone and red cheeks. After her two more figures enter the room, one more weird than another. Girl was now in full panic mode. She touched her face, it was also covered in soft fur all over her cheeks and nose. She was not a normal human anymore. What else her hands turned into hooves.

-Want some tea for your guest, Al?

The four armed (?!) creature with enter the room afterwards, started to talk now as well.

- I wonder if you did something especially wrong to end up here, too, Al. How old is she even? You are taking such little girls into hotel rooms?!

- Hey, "Deerie" wants to learn some tricks from older college? - he winked.

Alastor was furious even without these remarks. The day didn't go as he planned.

- Watch your mouth, An… Anthony! - he growled hesitant to call a prostitute by his nickname. - She is 16 so don't you dare!

- Dad! What is going on here?! - she cried. - Where am I?! Why do you look like… like… this?!

- "DAD"?!

All of the people in the room stare at Alastor in disbelief.

- So… you're telling me, my dad is a demon? - The girl was now sitting and sipping a tea served by the woman with blond hair.

- Yes, um… if he is your real dad.

- I certaily am. - Al growled again, his arms crossed as he disliked the implication. - My wife may be a crazy person who summons powerful demons just to have a romantic dinner with him, but she is faithful. That's for sure.

- Are we in a hidden camera or something?

- This is more like "take your kid to work day" gone wrong. Oh, and now I have to call your mother too. PERFECT!

- Al, you know the rules, dead can't just go and have a kid with a living person!

- That's why it was a secret, princess. - he answered - Also, who cares about the rules when you are already doomed for eternity?

- He gots a point, Charlie.- The grey skinned woman with the eyepatch speked for the first time.

- So am I an unholy abomination that even hell frowns upon? - Oh, God… - Teenager rubbed her forehead.

- Ok, so let me get this straight, dad…You're a demon?

- Yes.

- Powerful one?

- Very.

- And you also anthropomorphic deer? And now I am too?

- As you can see. Yes.

- And here I thought you call me Deerie cause my name is Daria. - she sighted. - Dad jokes, am I right?

Angel Dust giggled a bit. He did not expect Radio Demon to be this kind of parent, or any kind of parent at all.

- I admit it was hard to resist, so I just started calling you that.

Young deer girl stepped out of the bed she was sitting on and started to walk towards her father with angry manner.

- So, I went to catholic school for girls, never even kissed a boy and was an active member of church choir and still I end up in hell?!

- " Catholic school for girls"? - Angel Dust whispered.

- I swear it was her own idea...

Daria just facepalmed at the realisation.

- I did everything right! I'm here just because you and I are related!

She was now floating in the air revealing feathery wings and shining holo that was on her head.

- Daria… you're an angel! - Alastor clapped his hands - that's wonderful… you look beautiful, deerie… - he looked at Charlie and Vaggie who were silent up until now. - And here I thought I would need that stupid hotel in case youre time will eventually comes.

- And I'm so screwed, right?

- Tell me one reason why wouldn't we report an angel roaming around hell? - Vaggie asked.

- Cause you guys are my favorite…? - He smiled.