"AH YES IT WAS MOTHER'S DAY IN FROSTBITE FALLS AND ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT THEIR RESPECTIVE MOMS WERE COMING OVER TO VISIT FOR THE WEEKEND..."

"Boy I haven't seen my mom in YEARS!" Bullwinkle exclaimed.

"Yeah me too!" Rocky replied. "Can't wait til they see what super cool adults we've become!"

"SUDDENLY THERE WAS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR AND INSIDE STEPPED A WHITE, FEMALE FLYING SQUIRREL WITH A TALL, LIGHT-ORANGE FEMALE MOOSE. THIS WAS NONE OTHER THAN MISSILE J. SQUIRREL, ROCKY'S MOTHER, AND VERA J. MOOSE, BULLWINKLE'S MOTHER."

"MOM!" Rocky exclaimed, rushing over to hug his mother.

"Oh, Rocket I've missed you so much my little peanut!" Missile kissed Rocky on the forehead.

"Missed you too, mom.." Rocky replied.

"MOMWINKLE!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, grasping his mother.

"SONWINKLE!" Vera hugged her boy. "How's my big boyyyy?!"

"Doin' great mom!" Bullwinkle replied, then turned to Missile. "Wait a minute, Mrs. Squirrel, if you're name's Missile, and Rocky's real name is Rocket, what's your husband's name?"

"Torpedo." Missile replied. "Torpedo J. Squirrel, don't cha' know. Ah, he was the perfect match for me...and he still is..."

"Yeah, that's seriously dad's real name." Rocky replied.

"Ooh, Vera, did I ever tell ya how Rocket was gonna have a twin sister?" Missile asked Vera, ever the chatty Minnesotan.

"Nope!" Vera replied. "What happened?"

"He ended up absorbin' her in the womb, don't cha' know." Missile replied, then gave Rocky a noogie. "But I'm so happy with what I got! Yes I am my widdle Wocket!" She began making kiss noises and smooching Rocky's head.

"Moooom.." Rocky replied, a little embarrassed.

"Oh, well Did'ja know about Bullwinkle's favorite stuffed animal growin' up?" Vera asked, pulling something from her pocketbook. "I got it right here actually, he called it Mister Hoppity!" Bullwinkle's mom chuckled and handed her son a stuffed white rabbit. "He'd always pretend to be a magician and pull it from his hat."

"And ta think he does that all the time now on that big Jay Ward TV progrum, don't cha' know!?" Missile laughed. "But it's never worked."

"Not yet anyway Mrs. Missile! I've gotta get me a new hat!" Bullwinkle replied as everyone laughed.

"Say son, you ever gonna tell Rocket how you feel about him yet?" Vera asked. "You've been livin' together for what, 50 odd years now? I think it's time he knows the truth."

"Ooh, amen to that!" Missile replied. "C'mon son, it ain't the 60's anymore, you can tell him..."

"—that we're great friends?!" Rocky responded, avoiding the topic. "Oh yes he's aware of that already, c'mon, how about we all go down to the Bowling Alley?"

"MEANWHILE, BORIS, NATASHA, AND FEARLESS LEADER'S RESPECTIVE MATERNAL FIGURES HAD COME TO FROSTBITE FALLS AS WELL. THEY ALL INVITED THEIR VILLAINOUS KIDS OUT FOR TEA AT THE FROSTBITE FALLS BOTANICAL GARDENS...and things were getting awkward..."

"Hello, mozer..." Fearless Leader awkwardly smiled, having just arrived at the park.

"FRAU HEIDI J. LEADER (who was pretty much a curvier, feminine version of her son, down to almost the exact same face) DID NOT THINK HIGHLY OF FEARLESS."

"Hallo, Fearless..." she grumbled, clearly not wanted to be with her son. "Ow' are zings een Amerika? I hope you are not DEESGRACE TO LEADER FAMILY NAME HERE LIKE JU ARE AT HOME, YEZ?!!"

"FEARLESS LEADER GULPED. MRS. LEADER COULD GET QUITE ABUSIVE IF SHE WAS IRATE. AS FOR BORIS AND NATASHA'S MOTHERS, THEY PRETTY MUCH RESEMBLED THEIR KIDS—BORIS' MOTHER WAS RATHER SHORT, WITH LONG HAIR AND A GAUDY DRESS AND HIGH HEELS, WHILE NATASHA'S MOTHER WAS TALL AND SLIM, WEARING A NAVY BLUE DRESS WITH WHITE HAIRS FROM AGE WITH A FEW WRINKLES ON HER SLIM FACE. THEY DID REALLY LOVE THE FACT THEIR RESPECTIVE SON AND DAUGHTER HAD SUCCESSFUL (well mostly successful) CAREERS AND WERE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER."

"So...Borisovich.." Tanya smirked. "Ven you gonna marry my daughter? Mayke honest voomahn outta her?"

"Uh..." Boris started to speak.

"Vell, Mama, I do love him wery much, but ve steel conseederink..." Natasha chuckled awkwardly.

"*идеально!* Ve start veddink dees summah!" Tanya exclaimed, clapping her hands together, turning to face Tatiana and Frau. "And you are all eenwited!"

(*perfect!*)

"Ooh, congratulationski, ju two!" Tatiana hugged Boris and Natasha, despite neither of them having agreed to a wedding yet. "Natalya, honeybun, I peek out perfect fabric svatches for veddink dress! Ju vant see?"

"Maybe layter Meeses Badenov.." Natasha replied.

"Oh, nononono, none of dees "Meeses" stuff, ju call me Tatiana..." Tatiana replied, wrapping a hand around Natasha. "Since after all, ju are gonna marry my boy, da? Mayke grand-baybeez for me?"

"Borisoviiich..." Tanya pulled Boris closer. "I understand you on heavier side, dollink, so ve get beeger tuxedo!"

"But I—" Boris started.

"Beeger tux?!" Frau Leader slapped Fearless Leader on the back. "Mein *dünn* son could use summa dat bulk!"

(*skinny*)

"MOZER, PLEASE!" Fearless Leader responded.

"DÜMMKOPH!" Frau slapped her son across the face this time. "I goink to make lots of bratvurst for dis boy! As eh child he vas all'ays so thin! Ees like, vhy ju no eat?"

"Boris vas wery fat baybee." Tatiana chuckled. "But ees not like dat changed.."

"EY!" Boris retorted. "I'm NOT fat!"

"Ooh, I haev picture of Natalya's first steps!" Tanya smiled, pulling out a picture of a baby Natasha in a small purple dress, from around the time her teeth were starting to come in. "She fell on face more zan vonce."

"AGH! MAMAAAA!" Natasha exclaimed, very embarrassed.

"AND SO, TANYA, TATIANA, AND FRAU PROCEEDED TO EMBARASS THEIR RESPECTIVE NOW-ADULT OFFSRPING (with more childhood facts like how as a young boy, Boris was scared of cows, and how Fearless Leader wet the bed till he was ten). WELL IT LOOKS LIKE THAT'S THE END OF OUR MOTHER'S DAY EPISODE, WE'LL SEE YOU—"

"Son?!" The narrator's mother just walked in.

"Mother?!" The narrator exclaimed. "What're you doing here?"

"Oh, just thought I'd drop by to say;" The narrator's mother cleared her throat. "TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE! That's all. You readers out there want to see my boy's baby pictures?!"

"MOTHERR!!" The narrator grumbled.

End.

Happy Mother's Day!