New York, December 4, 2017
The city was night with a dash of cold air moving around the city as it started to snow, buildings and roads started to turn white as they got covered in lots of snow. A red BMW X5 drives Down the streets of New York, driving down the road the car passes through streets full of homeless people, run down buildings and sex workers. The car then made its way to a huge empty parking lot full of construction and construction workers.
The workers were building a ferris wheel and other rides that would be mostly seen in amusement parks. The car then stops and the strangers get out of the car and walk straight into the construction zone, the sounds of loud buzzsaws and banging hammers overlaid the sound of the blowing wind. It felt cold and the ground felt wet and muddy.
The strangers stop as they talk to the workers, the strangers were male with fancy jackets, and nicely dressed pants and shoes. The two also had sunglasses that they took off and looked at the workers and asked them a question. "So how's the construction going? I don't want to make my new fun fair unsafe before people come and start buying tickets" the stranger asks the construction worker which then leads to the construction worker giving the man a blueprint.
The blueprint was a layout of the place with rides and food stands placed in different areas of the empty parking lot. The man then looked up at the construction worker and gave him back the blueprint which the construction worker rolled it up and put it in a Briefcase. Then give the briefcase to another worker and the worker walked away to a tent. "Good, this park will be my greatest achievement, I can think of it now. "Red slickback's wonderworld" the greatest theme park to ever stand in New York City." Red claimed to the worker as the worker asked a question.
"So what are you gonna do about that demon?" The worker asked red which red got confused but then started to Grin. "Demon? Oh yeah him, do you worry I have a plan for that little shit. He would see it coming" red commented as he laughs like a mad man as the sky begins to rain.
Hell,
"Oh yes hell, My favorite Pile of dumpster shit, where all the assholes come to be torture for the rest of their fucking lives because they did the most fucked up shit the world has ever seen. Everyone here is mostly an asshole or a killer who probably killed someone back when they were on earth. So you might be wondering, reader, why am I telling you all this?
Well that's because I'm high as fuck from this weed I had in my office, thinking of my life decisions of being a little bitch to a rich asshole just to keep a book that can take me and my team to the human world so we can do are job. What is my job? You might be asking? Well it's called "IMP" it's stands for immediate murder professionals are job is smpile people come in tell us to kill someone that got them stuck here and we do the dirty work. Of course there is a downside. What is it?" Blitzo monologues as one of his workers runs in.
"Hey sir, there's someone wanting help," Moxxie says to Blitzo, who gets up from his chair. "That's the downside everyone" blitzo says sarcastically and then walks out his office smelling the nasty air of the building.
The place was being cleaned by Moxxie's wife. Her name is Millie. Blitzo then looks at his step daughter, her name is Loona. She's the desk receptionist for his company but Moxxie doesn't think she should have that job but blitzo doesn't give a shit.
Blitzo then makes an entrance and his workers look at him. "Hello my loving team, do we have Anyone to kill this week?" Blitzo asks getting Loona's Attention. "Yes blitz did moxxie not tell you?" Loona commented which blitzo remembered that moxxie told him someone was here.
"Oh yeah I forgot moxxie told me that, well I'm going to go to the Fridge real quick I got the munchies after smoking all the pot that I totally did not steal from anyone" blitzo said walking over to the kitchen to get food. He looked in the fridge and saw that there were cans of Diet Coke. Blitzo was curious and took one out of the fridge and took a drink of the soda. He then Felt the bad taste in his mouth and puke it up.
"Fucking Christ this taste like shit, there is absolutely no fucking sugar in this shit at all. Gross, gross, gross" blitzo yelled out loud making everyone hear him and walk over to the kitchen and ask what's up. "Blitz why are you drinking my stuff!!!" Loona yells at blitzo making him question where this came from.
"Um loona, why are there drinks from the human world even in the refrigerator, I don't remember seeing this shit down here before" blitzo asks loona which she sweated and told him. "What you didn't know they sell coke down here? blitzo did you forget we are in hell where you can get anything you want. Well not everything" Loona says in a worried tone which blitzo just shrugs off.
"Oh ok, well anyways I guess I should see what this client wants from us" blitzo says walking out of the kitchen making his way to the door. Blitzo opened the door and saw a woman standing there. It was a demon lady with a wedding dress on and a flower tattoo covering her left arm.
"Oh hello client, sorry for the delay. I had to do some important business involving my crew. Come in we can talk in my office" blitzo says as she walks in and the two head into his office. "So what's your name miss?" Blitzo asks as the lady looks at him. "My name? Oh it's Sophia" Sophia told Blitzo as he writes it down in his notebook.
"Ok Sophia, so who do you want to die?" Blitzo asks calmly. "Well I was the bride for a wedding" Sophia says to blitzo.
Las Vegas Nevada, November 27 2017
"My story starts in Las Vegas, I was planning on getting married to my boyfriend, his name is teddy. but we all know that everyone has secrets, dark secrets, secrets that no one wants to know. Teddy was one of those people with a secret" Sophia said to blitzo making him confused and think about what the secret is.
"So what was he hiding?" blitzo asked Sophia as she continued her story. "That motherfucker was dating and sleeping with my sister behind my back, I found out and I cried for weeks. I didn't say anything as I didn't want to be that person. But of course he knew I would eventually find out and he had to get rid of me to keep his secret behind locked doors. So he had a plan, there was a Cliff near the Church and I was planning on getting into a car, you can probably guess where this is going. His plan was obvious he popped the left tire and when the car got to the cliff it plummeted right to the ground Leading me to be stuck in this shit hole. And of course the asshole got away with it to this very day." Sophia told blitzo as he was still reading this down.
Hell,
"Wait so you're telling me that your husband was dating your sister and he popped the tires on the car that you were in and it fell off a cliff" blitzo asks Sophia as she nodded her head. "Ok, one question" blitzo asked the lady. "What?" Sophia. Asks blitzo as he responded. "What the fuck are you doing down here shouldn't you be in heaven then down here" blitzo asked in his usual tone. She of course answers.
"Oh I actually don't know and I really don't care. I just want to get back at that asshole," Sophia told blitzo. "Ok now how much are you paying?" Blitzo asked her as she called moxxie in with a briefcase in his hand. Moxxie then put the case on the table and opened it. The case was full of cash, almost a million Dollars. Blitzo got very happy with cash signs in his eyes. He then took her hand and shook it. "Alright then that's a deal" Sophia said walking out of his office and leaving the building.
"Alright everyone we have a job to do, we need to kill some asshole who fucked that girl sister and we have to do it since she's paying some good Spanking money" blitzo said to his workers as they were questioning his idea. "Sir, is it just me or did we not do a job like this before." Moxxie asks blitzo which made him scratch his head "look Mox, no company remembers every fucking thing they Did, I mean we did some fucked up shit but I Barely remember that shit" blitzo said to moxxie as Millie hugs him.
"Come on moxxie it's a lot of money and we can definitely get a big payout so we can go on a trip" Millie told moxxie which made him convinced.
"Alright fine let's go kill this dude so I can get my paycheck" moxxie said as the three almost walked out the door and noticed that loona was looking at them with the book in her hand.
"So, let me guess you're not going to take me because you don't trust me with Protecting maybe from freaks" Loona asked Blitzo which he then walked over to her. "Look loonie, it's not like I can't trust you it's just I don't think it's the best idea to go because of the dangers of the human world and the freaks that would try to kill you" blitzo explains to loona as she got mad by what he said. "Blitz I'm 18 years old for fuck sakes I can take care of myself and kill anyone who even tries to attack me. Why can you just let me go with you!!!!" Loona yells in blitzo face then he tries to explain himself in his calm voice.
"Look loona it not that I don't trust you it's just…" blitzo said as he took the book out of Loona's hands and put it in his coat pocket and the three walked out the door and loona just stood there with disappointment in her eyes.
Las Vegas Nevada, May 8, 2020
"Alright team we are here welcome to Las Vegas where everybody is full of greed or full of lust lots and lots of lust" blitzo said as his crew mates looked at Each other as the following blitz to the spot they had to go to snipe the guy. The guy was home with his wife. Blitzo took Advantage of that fact and put out his gun and aimed it at the guy. But moxxie put his hand on the barrel and looked at blitzo. "Remember sir you have one shot don't miss it" moxxie said as he took his hand off the gun and blitzo looked back at the Scope.
Suddenly a dog came up the hill and saw the two. He then ran in to push the blitzo out of the way, the dog fortunately grabbing the gun. It then accidentally fires, hitting blitzo in the chest. making him fall to the ground The gun fire was loud and made a lot of noise. Moxxie and Millie put out their guns and aim them at the Dog. The dog then put the gun down as everyone saw that blitzo got up and saw he was still alive. He then ripped his coat off and saw the core of the book got hit which made blitzo mad.
"What have you fucking done!!!!" Blitzo said in angry
To be continued…..
