"You sure this is going to be fine?" SpongeBob SquarePants asked nervously while wearing a water helmet due to him being at the starting line in Mute City. "I don't exactly have a boating license-"
Captain Falcon simply laughed with confidence while brushing back his yellow scarf. "Oh I've seen your 1st movie. You didn't need 1 to drive a sandwich."
Spongebob rubbed the back of his square head and adjusted his pants. "Well this is quite the weirdest boat I've been in-"
"It's not a boat; it's a car that is akin to your Patty Wagon!" Capt. Falcon exclaimed upon acting so boastful in a showboat fashion.
"Well in that case...!" SpongeBob laughed for he started up the Blue Falcon vehicle he was permitted to drive in, crashing into the racers going around him and the yellow absorbent creature being the only remaining driver left on the track as a result, his infamously bad driving doing immense damage to the track itself.