Prologue:

Senior year was right around the corner for Bruce, Selina, and all of their friends. It was an eventful summer for all of them. Bruce and Selina had called off their engagement, but continued dating. They realized they were too young and it was best to slow things down a bit. However, they were each hiding a secret from the other. But we'll get to that later.

Chapter 1: The Stache.

Bruce was running his hand through his beard as he stared at his reflection in the bathroom mirror. He let it grow out over the summer. Selina walked up behind him and ran her fingers through it as well.

"Good morning lumber jack." She teased him with a kiss on the cheek.

"I thought you liked the beard." He replied.

"I don't like it." She grabbed a handful of his facial hair. "I love it." She pulled him into a deep kiss. "It's like my own personal thigh tickler."

They arrived at Justice High, ready to start day 1 of their last year of highschool. Selina saw Clark at his locker and decided to say hi.

"How's it going, Farmboy?" She greeted him.

He turned to her and greeted her with a Mustached smile. "Hey Selina."

Selina burst out laughing. "NO!" She cried as she laughed. "No way! Bruce, check it out!"

Clark frowned and sighed as Bruce came over. He took a good look at Clark's new mustache and nodded.

"Nice! I love it." He complimented his friend.

"Thank you." Clark said shooting a smug grin a Selina. "Nice beard by the way."

"Babe, you can't be serious." She scoffed at Bruce.

"Hell yea i'm serious. He rocks it. Looks like a 70's pornstar."

Selina rolled her eyes. "Should i give you two a minute? I know it's been a couple of months since you guys stared longingly into each others eyes."

At the moment, one of the hottest girls in the school, Zatanna, greeted Clark seductively as she strutted by.

"Hey Clark. We still on for tonight?"

"Yes ma'am." He said with his farmers charm and a smile.

Zatanna smiled back and walked off.

"You and Zatanna dating?" Bruce asked.

"Nah." Clark answered. "Just a little fling. She's quite a handful in the sack. Way more magical than her magic shows."

"What about Ivy?" Selina asked.

"Ivy was fun and all. But i'm not really looking for a relationship. I'm exploring my options"

Selina shot a disgusted look at Clark. "WHAT!?" She had never heard him talk like that. No one had actually.

Bruce shook his head. "This won't end well." He said under his breath.

"That was the whole point of me hooking you up with her!" She shrieked. "So she could date a nice guy!"

"And i appreciate the one time hook up." Clark replied. "But it was just a one time thing."

"Did Ivy know it was just supposed to be a one time thing?" Selina asked.

Just then Ivy walked by. "Hey Clark." She said with a disgusted tone. She looked at Selina and greeted her with the same hostility. "Selina." She then looked at Bruce and greeted him sharply too. "Bruce."

"What did i do to you?" Bruce asked.

"Oh, thanks babe." Selina sarcastically replied.

Ivy shot them all one last hostile look before storming off.

"Oops." Clark replied with a shrug. "Anyway i'll see you two around. Later bro." He said as he and Bruce did their special handshake.

"Take it easy Magnum." Bruce said as Clark walked off.

Selina shot a disgusted look at Bruce. "Magnum?"

"Yea. Don't tell me he doesn't look like a young Tom Selleck with that stache."

Selina let out a disgusted sigh. "All i can say is that his behavior change is amazing. He gets laid literally once and turns into a total douche."

"Easy Selina."

"C'mon don't defend him! He was being a total dick."

"He wasn't that bad."

Selina rolled her eyes as she checked her and Bruce's schedule. "I guess i won't see you till 5th Block."

"I'll see you then." He kissed her and headed off to class.

Selina waited until he was out of sight to walk right out the front door, throw her schedule in the trash, and head for the car. She had no intention to attend class.

After first period Bruce went to his locker to swap books. A familiar voice snuck up on him.

"How's it going Bruce?"

He turned around to see, "Vicki?"

It was Vicki Vale. The girl who had been crushing on him since grade school. "How's it's going?" She asked.

She looked pretty before. But she was looking even better after the summer. She had a nice tan. She wore her long blonde hair down over her shoulders instead of in a bun or pony tail. She swapped her glasses for contacts. Her breast were larger. Some nice curves as well. And new clothes that hugged her new body were a nice feature as well.

"I'm doing alright." Bruce answered. "You look... different."

She smiled and tuckered her hair behind her ear. "Is that a good thing or a bad thing?"

"I meant good. You look good." Bruce stammered. "I mean, not that you didn't before."

She chuckled. "New year. New look. New me. Same could be said for you. I love the beard." She reached out and gave some of his chin hairs a playful yank. "How are you and whats-her-face doing?"

"Who? Oh Selina? Yea she's good. All good there."

She took his schedule out of his hand and checked it. "Looks like we have 5th and 6th period together. I'll see you then... Bruce."

Bruce. She called him Bruce now. Not Brucie.

"Yeah I'll see you then." He replied.

Vicki confidently strutted away from him. Bruce admired the view for half a second before snapping himself out of it.

"Selina. Selina." He thought to himself. "Settle down Bruce. You're spoken for."