(Note, I'm too lazy to write an introduction,so here's your first chapter.The scene begins inside of the CIA Building where the other workers are eating lunch, well, a depressing lunch is more like it. From a melted cottage cheese to a guy committing suicide with a pistol.

"Man, this is too depressing to watch..."Dagur said sarcastically.

"Amen to that,"Erik shared the thoughts with him.

Snotlout, who wearing a blue suit and black tie, was holding a briefcase as he watched the event unfold.

Snotlout:You know what? I'm just gonna eat at my desk.

He then walks out of the break room and looks around to make sure no one was watching him as the Mission Impossible theme kicks in, he opens a door to the stairs, walking up and opening another door on the next floor.

He then did a roll on the corridor before exiting to another door as he slid down the stair railing.

"Wow,since when did Snotloutificus can do that?"Tuffnut asked.

"Ah, dear brother! Snotlout is secretly a ninja!"Ruffnut assumed with that sickening grin of her's.

"I am not a ninja!"Snotlout shouted.

He then made his way inside the men's toilet room and went inside one of the stalls. He sets the briefcase down on the silent and opened it through biometric-based security to reveal two chicken drumsticks, a burger, fries and onion rings with a fork.

"Oh.. Looking at that meal over there all of a sudden made me hungry."Gobber said.

"How dare you cook the Chicken!"Tuffnut shouted tearfully with his beloved pet Chicken squawking.

Snotlout puts a handkerchief and took one of the drumsticks and began eating it.

CIA Director Viggo Grimborn enters the bathroom.

"Busted~"The Twins and Dagur sing-songed.

Until he heard ecstatic moans coming from the second bathroom stall.

Snotlout:Oh, Thor, yes! I want you in my mouth!

Astrid, Heather, Ruffnut and the other women's, whom Snotlout have flirted with, faces go green at the mere thought of what Snotlout just said.

"Well, it seems dear Viggo must have assumed that Snotlout is giving someone a bl -"Tuffnut began.

"Okay, I'm gonna stop you two right there."Hiccup said, not wanting for any of the children to hear it.

Viggo:Jorgenson? Are you alone in there?

Snotlout looks around behind the closed bathroom stall door worriedly.

Viggo:What's going on in there?

He then smells from what's behind the door.

Viggo:I smell good things, and I've never smelled good things in here before.

He tries to open only to find out the door was locked. Snotlout then dumps his meal on the toilet and flushes it.

Spitelout just face-palmed at his own son's idiocy in the screen. Other people snickered at the sight of it.

Snotlout:Be out in a moment!

Viggo was still standing outside of the bathroom stall where Snotlout was in as his eyes were wide as saucers as he heard the flushing of the toilet.

The audience is already laughing at the mere ridiculousness of this scene.

Snotlout:Finishing up now!

Flushing can be still heard.

Snotlout:Just one guy left, he fell behind his friends!

The audience was already in an explosive and uncontained laughter in this scene.

Viggo then pulls out his pistol and breaches through the door, only to see Snotlout, with his pants down, sitting on the toilet with a fork in his hand.

"OH GODS!"

"WE DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT!"

The women who have rejected Snotlout covered their eyes at the sight of pantless Snotlout being in the toilet.

Snotlout:Oh, hello.

Viggo then looks at him in suspicion.

Viggo:Why do you have a fork?

Snotlout:It's not a pretty story, sir.

Viggo's eyes widened at what he meant by that.

Viggo:Withdrawn.

He closes the bathroom door behind him, leaving Snotlout alone as he sighed in relief.

The audience was in mirth as they all laughed at the sheer amount of ridiculousness in this multiverse.

"That was promisingly funny!"A viking shouted with mirth.

"What did Snotlout mean by that?"Fishlegs asked.

"Honestly, not even me and Minero knows what it means."Simon said," Okay, onto the next one!"

Minero belongs to a friend of mine.