I never created Office Space.
Scowling, Milton glanced from his lunch to the dark sky as he remained near the building. ''I'll complain. I'll complain if it rains. I'll eat lunch elsewhere,'' he muttered. Milton remembered the sun a few minutes ago. He wondered if the sky turned dark just to annoy him.
Milton ate a bit of his sandwich. He expected a downpour any second. ''If I hear thunder, I'll really complain,'' he said. Milton wondered if he was fast enough to get into the building if it rained. There was one way to find out.
Milton didn't smile when the sun appeared. Not even the blue sky caused him to feel happy. He started to eat a bit more of the sandwich.
''I won't be happy if I get a sunburn. I'll complain. I really will...''
THE END