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This is just a crack fic, don't look at the logistics, okay? Just pretend Team Angel is there during Buffy 6x7, and have a laugh.
Buffy and Angel arrived at the Bronze with Cordelia, Wesley, Lorne and Gunn not too far behind, and found Sweet and Dawn sitting in chairs.
"I love a good entrance", Sweet quipped.
Buffy asked. "How are you with death scenes?"
Sweet just chuckled as they walked a little closer.
Buffy asked. "You got a name?"
"I've got a hundred", Sweet shrugged.
Buffy pointed out. "Well, I ought to know what to call you if you're gonna be my brother-in-law."
Dawn begged. "Buffy, I swear I didn't do it."
"Don't worry. You're not going anywhere." Sweet looked at Buffy. "I am."
"What?" Dawn asked.
Sweet looked interested, sitting forward. "Deal's this. I can't kill you? You take me to Hellsville in her place."
"What? Did you lose your brain cells?" Cordelia asked Buffy.
"That's crazy", Angel agreed with a nod. "Don't do this Buffy."
Sweet scoffed. "What if I kill you?"
Buffy was deadpan. "Trust me. Won't help."
Angel looked at Buffy in shock as Sweet said. "Hm, that's gloomy!"
"That's life."
Sweet chuckled. "Come now, is that really what you feel? Isn't life a miraculous thing?"
"Well, I'd like to know, since I don't live", Angel said, stepping forward, realizing this was the only way now.
"Oooh, you, let's see", Sweet said as the singing and dancing began.
"Life's a show, as they all paly their parts. And when the music starts, I can't open up my heart", Angel sang as he waved his hands around with a funny expression as all stared with their mouths hanging open.
"What the…..?" Gunn trailed off.
"Oh my!" Cordelia was giggling.
"Bloody hell!" Wesley said.
Buffy's and Sweet's eyes were wide.
Angel threw off his trench coat as both Cordelia and Buffy caught it together while he sang. "It's all right, if I do some things wrong."
He smiled as he waved his hands and body like that before joining his hands and doing a flowing wave motion while he spun around.
"Damn!" Buffy said, eyes wide.
"NO! STOP!" Sweet said, unable to take this butchery of song and dance.
"Yes, this is blasphemy, Angel cakes", Lorne agreed.
As Sweet's minions arrived, Angel sang. "I'll sing a happy song. Please guys sing along."
He continued waving his hands and body and also clapped like a child with a smile on his face at the music.
At that point, Sweet's minions fainted at the horrifying sight as Willow, Tara, Giles, Xander and Anya arrived, and so did Spike from another direction.
"I have no life, there's no hope. No gift, wishes don't come true. I whistle while I work so hard all day."
He then spun around, pointing his fingers at everyone around in a dancing motion, and continued waving his hands and body.
At this point, everyone was in hysterics, other than the horrified Lorne and Sweet.
"Oh my God!" Dawn face-palmed.
"Please someone bring in the Hellhounds", Giles quipped.
"He is so entertaining", Anya said.
"Tell me about it", Xander quipped.
"I'm not looking", Lorne looked the other way.
"I think this is why he broke up with me before prom", Buffy said, eyes wide in realization and jaw dropped.
Spike laughed and said. "This is why I'm the better Vampire."
"I really don't wanna be him right now", Willow said to Tara.
"I wish I could alleviate his misery with a spell, but I can't", Tara told her.
"I am sure my amazing dance moves can counter him", Wesley chuckled.
"No, this is too much feeling! I can't take it!" Sweet said as he turned into a ball of light that swirled around their heads, leaving a sparkly trail. They watched it go.
"I'm going too", Angel said he made a quick exit, everyone laughing hysterically behind him. He really didn't want to see them all again.
And done. Hope all had a laugh.
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