The courts as we know it...
...are about to get carried away...!
Dark age of the law music
"The year is 2029. Aliens have landed on earth and have been abducting humans left and right. Does nobody have the power to thwart their plans?"
"OBJECTION!"
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE, ALIEN SC- WOOOOOOAH LET ME GO!" shouts Phoenix Wright as he gets lifted off the ground and into the alien's mothership.
PHOENIX WRIGHT: ABDUCTED BY ALIENS?!
WHAT WILL THE AGENCY DO WITHOUT HIM?
"HOLD IT!" shouts a silhouette that turns into JOHN PHOENIX: PHOENIX'S NEPHEW. "My uncle is USELESS! This is a job for my psychic powers!"
"HI THERE," shouts a second silhouette. "I guess I should probably introduce myself before we get started... my name's STORM! STORM SENTE!"
THE PHOENIX & SENTE ANYTHING AGENCY MUST GIVE IT THEIR ALL TO PROTECT THEIR CLIENTS...
NOT JUST FROM THE COURTS, BUT FROM ALIEN ABDUCTION!
USE JOHN PHOENIX'S PSYCHIC POWERS AND STORM SENTE'S DIVERGENT THINKING TO IDENTIFY OTHER-WORDLY CHARACTERISTICS OF WITNESSES TO EXPOSE THEM AS ALIENS IN DISGUISE!
"GOTCHA!" shouts Storm. "Witness, there is an unnatural green slime oozing out of your neck. This is a contradiction... of human biology!"
"GAAAAAH!" shouts Allen Vader.
MEANWHILE IN SPACE
"If I find the truth behind this terrible incident, maybe they'll let us all go!" says Phoenix.
"SHUTETH THY MOUTH!" shouts the mysterious alien prosecutor as he slowly descends from the ceiling. "Earthling, it is hopeless, submit to the Htrae Empire or die."
"Gulp! I can't do this alone, what am I gonna do..."
"DON'T WORRY PAL!" shouts DICK GUMSHOE! "IT'S OKAY PAL LEAVE IT TO ME PAL WE'RE GONNA GET OUTTA HERE PAL EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!"
AND THEN SCREENSHOTS FLY THROUGH THE AIR SHOWING PHOENIX AND GASPEN PAYNE IN A SPACE SUIT IN SPACE COURT AND JOHN PHOENIX FIGHTING ALIENS WITH PSYCHIC POWERS AND STORM SENTE KICKING ASSES IN EARTH COURT AND TRUCY PULLING OUT HER MAGIC PANTIES BLACKQUILL SAYING UNFUNNY SHIT AND GUMSHOE AS CO-COUNSEL AND SOME OF THE WITNESSES ARE DYLAN FITCHAR ARGUS HAKAN AND DONALD TRUMP "IN THE WORST OF TIMES, WE LAWYERS MUST FORCE OUR BIGGEST SMIIIIIIILES!"
PHOENIX POINTS AT THE SCREEN
"OBJECTION!"
ACE ATTORNEY 7: INVADERS FROM SPACE, 2021
Disclaimer: This game is not canon to Ace Attorney 5, 6 or Investigations 2. It will be a good game.
Epilogue...
John Phoenix slams his hands on the desk in Space Court.
"We won't give up!" he shouts and the camera panned to the prosecution.
"Hmph, show us what you've got then... Phoenix," says Miles Edgeworth.