RE satella doesn't much care for anything. This is crack don't read it I don't want to know

Satella the maid.

"I'm Satella, the witch of envy, heard you were hiring maids"

If there is something that surprised rem than a witch cultist blatantly asking to be a deadbeat in the mansion is another cultist spouting nonsense to her. Anyway without a second though longer Rem grabbed her flail in an attempt to smash the crazy heretic into oblivion before any of the putrid smell stain herself.

"Well if you want then let me convince you~" Satella words shifted slowly to a seductive tone. But rem would find herself stained in a different way as the scent that was once putrid begun to seem inviting, as her arm midswing dropped like a leaf and the flail destroying the floor.

"what is this you cur" rem voice started strong yet ended with a soft whisper as the miasma lulls her more into the heretic arms.

"The authority of lust, please let us begin~ our private interview~" fate to black

After a completely hot and lesbian scene that I would only butcher if I try to write it.

There Subaru lay on the bed like a sleeping princess waiting for her true loves kiss.

*smooch* *haa!*

Subaru awoke in a yelp butting heads with whomever kissed him, only to see Emillia? in a maid outfit.

"Emilia-tan wa-what, why did you kiss me, did you finally accept our pure and destined love" his words came out at first with a surprise then made a series of exaggerated hand gestures mid-sentence.

"I am a maid tailored for you, my dear master and I will support you on your future endeavours," Subaru felt something invisible grip his whole body before he is pushed out of the bed "we must first begin your early morning routine, follow me dear master" the line was delivered with a smile befitting of an elegant maid before leaving for the door.

Subaru wracked his head for anything he did that made this loop so different than his last one, and wondered if this is finally the break he needed, will his maiden become a mentor that would unlock his secret hero powers. The thought excited Subaru as he throw away all his worries and followed his Emilia-tan? out of the room

Well the maid did lead Subaru into greatness but not in the way he thought after all, Satella wanted Subaru to grow as a person that he can be proud of. So they both reach an ending they want.

Of course a jealous blue haired maid followed in pursuit, cursing the man from stealing the love of the witch.

AN: this was made as to vent frustration out of my body don't know if I will continue this but if I do expect trashy crack.