DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of these characters.

Just so that anyone out there gets the idea, I write and update whatever I please. You have to understand that these stories don't just pop right out of me like I'm some kind of machine. Yes, I upload one story, put in a few chapters then add yet another story and neglect the other, I'll admit that, but that's just how my mind works when it comes to this, okay? I'm sorry that I'm testing your anticipations and your patience, but give me a break. Case in point, I'm getting extremely tired of getting one "Are you going to update the other story" comment after another. Just be thankful that I'm even writing these things at all.

Anyway, back to this story here. This is going to be harem fanfiction of sorts. Let it be known that there will be huge SMUT content heading your way, so prepare yourself for some spicy lemon scenes in the future. You've been warned.

"~ She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin

I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed
Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh
Love me dead!
Love me dead! ~"

- Love Me Dead by Ludo, 2008

Toronto, Canada
January 31, 2020
Friday
8:44 AM

Sheets and sheets of pure ghostly white painted the grass and the roofs and the trees like a soft blanket. It was that time of year and it was only just the beginning of it, as well. Winter breezes filled the overcast morning air, bringing along with it the soft, monotonous cacophony as the expanses of nature was hard at work, artistically-inclined as usual. The school bus drove through the soggy asphalt road and arrived at the high school right on time. As soon as Jackson Overland Frost stepped off the bus with the other students, he looked around and found his three friends, Hiccup, Eugene, Kristoff, Guy and Nod waiting for him by the bench. It was the last day of the month of January and then it's onto February, with snow all around, the temperature at roughly 12 degrees below and Valentine's Day was only day's away. Once he joined up with his friends, they all got up from their seat and were ready to head in from the cold.

"Morning, you guys." greeted Jack.

"Hey, man." Kristoff responded, giving him a light (at least to him) pat on the back.

"How about this weather, huh?" Jack replied, getting a good look at the snow all around them. It was his favorite time of year. He was always a winter person. There was a lot of fun to do like snowball fights, building snowmen and so much more. It's almost enough to feel like a child again, even as you've grown up.

"You're telling me." spoke the ever-sardonic Hiccup. "Oh, it's so amazing."

Call it intuition, call it a hunch, but Jack could tell from the dry tone in his voice that Hiccup was definitely not in the best of moods at the moment. Him and Hiccup have been friends since the second grade and they've had each other's back for the longest time. Two weeks ago from now, Hiccup and Astrid had broken up, which was jarring, but not unexpected. They've been dating for over two years and, needless to say, their relationship wasn't exactly picture perfect. Now Astrid has always been a bit hard on the guy, bossing him around and landing punches whenever she sees fit. Then one night, she calls him up on the phone and tells him that she's looking to see other people. Astrid probably lost interest in him. It hit Hiccup really hard where it hurt the most. They've been dating for a long time and all they've done was exchange a flirty banter and kisses, especially punches. They haven't even had sex yet.

"Oh, cheer up." Jack rested a comforting hand on his shoulder as the boys entered the building. "Things will get better eventually."

"And she probably wasn't the right one for you anyway." Guy shrugged with honesty. He, too, didn't even need to ask why Hiccup was so down in the dumps today. "I mean, face it, she was kinda controlling, to say the least. And that's saying something."

"Yeah, like 'I need to go fuck someone else. Someone who is more hot.'" Nod mockingly bragged, putting on his best Astrid impersonation, which only earned him a smack upside the head by Kristoff.

"So who am I gonna ask to the Valentine's Dance?" asked Hiccup, ignoring Nod's immature jab. "I got nobody."

"You're a bachelor now, my man." Eugene boisterously assured him, putting his arm around his body, bringing him into a one-arm embrace. "There's plenty of chicks out there. Like Shego."

"Too scary." denied Hiccup.

"What about Eep Crood?" mentioned Kristoff.

"Too brash, too rowdy. And she smells like feet." Hiccup shuddered at such a thought. "I doubt she ever bathes."

"Well, there's Fiona-"

"No way. She farts too much." Hiccup almost immediately, crossing his arms.

"You sure you're not into that?" asked Eugene with genuine curiosity, but that didn't sit too well with his friends.

"Eugene!" barked Hiccup as he blushed not with embarrassment, but with furious annoyance.

"Hey, I'm just saying. You never know. Wise man once said on the internet, 'fart sex is better than no sex'." explained Eugene while the other boys merely shook their heads and rolled their eyes. The dude was honestly a perverted numbskull sometimes.

"Can we drop it?" Jack interjected.

The boys seperated to go look for their lockers and put their things away. Both Jack and Hiccup arrived at theirs and as they unlocked the doors and placed their books and other items inside, Hiccup couldn't help but ask the obvious question.

"So who are you going to the dance with?"

"Well, I'm being honest, I'm going to try and ask Elsa." Jack answered, looking at him.

"You mean Elsa Arendelle? The snow queen from history class?" Hiccup inquired, raising an eyebrow. Of course, this wasn't strange to him. Jack has had a huge crush on Elsa for the longest of time. The girl was just so beautiful, with her flowing platinum blonde hair tied into a French braid, always wearing blue, that purple eyeshadow, she was totally a hottie. She practically had men groveling at her feet, worshiping such flawless beauty. She and Jack have spoken from time to time, but Jack has never had any luck asking her out once. In fact, he's always been such a wallflower, afraid of speaking his mind or opening up to certain women in fear of screwing things up. But that didn't mean he didn't have personal desires.

"Yeah, that's the one." nodded Jack with total confidence, but Hiccup was not fooled.

"Dude, you've never even gotten close to asking her out." Hiccup reminded him with a deadpan. "How will you know if she'll even say yes?"

"Well, if she doesn't, then she doesn't. I mean, I want to have a decent relationship with the one. And I think she's the one." confessed Jack as they both made their way down the direction to the cafeteria.

"If you're sure, then why not ask her right now?" Hiccup reasoned as he pointed forward, turning his friend's attention in front of him and Jack gasped when he noticed Elsa, herself, in all her picturesque glory, veering towards their direction with her sister, Anna. They were laughing and talking to each other until Elsa saw Jack before them and smiled kindly.

"Oh, hey, Jack." Elsa grinned as the two met face to face. Jack's face was heating up right now as he tried to find the courage to utter a concrete sentence to his crush, the literal goddess standing right in front of him, the beautiful and sexually-attractive girl of his dreams.

"Um, hi…...Elsa." stammered Jack with no control over the glowing red hue on his cheeks. Hiccup gave him a slight nudge on the back, encouraging him silently.

"So what's going on?" asked Elsa.

"I…...well, I...uh….just want to say, um….." Jack tried and tried to say the words while Hiccup waited with anticipation. "...that your recent post was…..stellar."

"My post? Oh, right, that." Elsa laughed, such a lovely melodic sound that graced Jack's ears. However, Hiccup exhaled a sigh of vexation. "The one about the snowman. Heh! Yeah, that was hilarious. That was all Anna's idea, though."

"Well, you said you wanted fun." Anna reminded her with playful annoyance, smiling nonetheless.

"We named him Olaf, by the way." Elsa remarked. "After the snowman we built together as kids. It was a good way to get in touch with your inner child."

"Yeah, totally. Awesome." Jack nodded vehemently in an almost obedient fashion, not noticing Hiccup unimpressed frown. "Hey, I was hoping I could…..uh, tell you something. Something important."

"Well, can it wait, maybe?" asked Elsa, not wanting to hurt his feelings. "Maybe see me at lunch. Then you can tell me everything."

"Sounds good. I can't wait." Jack responded, still emotionally reserved.

"Sweet! See ya then." Elsa winked at him as she left down the hallway with her sister in tow.

"I'm telling you, he's perfect. He's so cute." Anna whispered in her sister's ear once they were out of earshot, causing them both to giggle. As soon as they disappeared into the crowd of teenagers, Hiccup gave a hard shove.

"What the fuck was that?" He scolded him with irritation. "She was right there!"

"I'm sorry, okay. It's just not easy for me. I've never actually asked anyone out before. I get nervous around girls I find attractive." Jack expressed in a stressful manner, hanging his head in shame. "I'm gonna blow it for sure."

"Look, man, you gotta express yourself more." advised Hiccup. "You need to break free from your invisible box of isolation. Try to be honest with yourself and talk more. Otherwise, you're gonna end up letting the perfect one get away and you're gonna be sorry. Like, really sorry."

"Easy for you to say." sighed Jack with a shake of his head. "You got to endure like two years of emotional abuse before it all blew up in your face."

"Hey, I told you! It was a mutual breakup, okay?" Hiccup avowed with instant denial.

"Whatever."

Classes proceeded as usual. Jack was sitting through one lecture after another in each period. Jack knew he was in every class as Elsa, but they never sat anywhere near each other, much to his disappointment. However, they would exchange a few glances towards each other. Elsa would smile and waved at him and Jack would just simply wave back, because that's as close to an interaction they would ever get during class. But Jack hoped that one day, he'd have the guts to ask Elsa out and be his girlfriend. He prayed to God himself to give him the strength and the motivation to simply say "I love you". But alas, it was all for naught. Jack was on his own in this one. He had to man up.

Elsa was just among the many bangable broads in school. Her sister, Mavis Dracula, Gogo Tomago, just to name a few. And yet Elsa has never allowed any man to enter her life in the past, at least not that anyone's heard of. Perhaps she's saving herself the right one to ask her, someone who she could deem worthy of her bed. All Jack needs right now is the right moment, the perfect window of opportunity. After the first three periods, it was lunch time. Today they were serving Salisbury steak with curly fries, same as every Friday. It was either this or that caesar salad with the olives and tomatoes. He was sitting with his friends as always.

"So I was thinking we could hit the arcade tomorrow afternoon." suggested Hiccup in a conversation that Jack was having any part of.

"Nah, man. I gotta study for this test next Monday." Eugene replied. "And my parents are gonna confiscate my van if I don't ace that test. I've already flunked the last three tests."

"That's cool. As long as you're not sitting through another episode of Bob's Burgers." Kristoff smirked, reveling in his friend's offended reaction.

"It was exclusive content, dickhead. I wasn't going to miss another." defended Eugene.

"Yeah, let's not grab the bull by the horns and say we did it." snarked Nod patronizingly. "Principal North will haunt you, but not as much as Mr. Pitchiner. That guys the stuff of nightmares."

"Hey, Jack."

The soft and familiar feminine tone derailed Jack's train of thought and brought him back to reality as he lifted his head to see Elsa of all people standing there before him, hands behind her back in a tentative manner and a genuine smile on those lovely, cupie doll lips of hers. Feeling his heart beat faster than a Cherokee drum, Jack blushed madly at her presence, but remembered that she promised to hear him out at lunch and Elsa was a woman of her word. It didn't take a genius to figure out what this meant for all of Jack's friends instantly got up from the table and departed to leave the two alone together.

"See ya, pal." Hiccup whispered. "I believe in you."

The moment they were gone, it was just him and Elsa as the latter took her seat next to him on the table. A bit too close, to be specific, much to Jack's growing secret pleasure that he fought his very best to not show openly to the angel before him. For her part, however, Elsa seemed amused by his reaction and not the least bit creeped out or confused at all. It's like she was aware of the psychological and sensual hold her aura had on the poor boy.

"So what did you want to tell me?" Elsa asked as she listened with all ears.

"I was thinking that maybe…."

"Yes?"

"...that maybe…."

"Uh-huh."

Elsa focused just on Jack at this point and only Jack. For he could've sworn that Elsa was expecting this turn of events and knew what Jack wanted to say while she waited patiently to speak his peace.

"...that maybe if you wanted to go out tomorrow." Jack breathed a sigh as he finally said his bit, glad to have that out of his system.

"Me? Really?" Elsa asked with widened eyes.

"Yeah. I'd…..like to get to know you more, you know. Like maybe we could catch a drink, see the city, whatever you feel like. It's your call, honestly. I'm okay if you don't wan-"

"I'd love to." squeaked Elsa with sudden excitement, silencing Jack's string of unconscious babbling. "Sounds like fun. What did you have in mind, exactly?"

"Well, there's this ice rink down Earl Rd. and I know how much you enjoy ice skating, right?" suggested Jack. "Plus there's also-"

"Ice rink it is then." Elsa spoke with frankness, having made up her mind.

"What? Really?" He asked her surprised, earning him a nod. "But I've never actually skated before and that last time I did, I almost broke my head."

"I can teach you. And I'll make damn sure you won't break your head or anything….important." Elsa assured him with that cool and inviting sense of confidence and determination with a slight smirk in an almost seductive way before winking at him, making him blush even more.

"No problem. Sounds like a date." Jack forced out.

"Can we exchange numbers? So I can call you when I'm ready?" asked Elsa.

"Um, sure." answered Jack as they took their phones out and gave each other their phone numbers. This was it, Jack thought. He actually did it. He asked Elsa Arendelle out on a date. And to think it took him this long to actually grow a spine. After they were done, Elsa got up.

"So, I'll see you tomorrow, Jack." Elsa said sweetly and left him alone at the table, completely bewildered and gobsmacked. Then suddenly his friends, who were sitting at an adjacent table aside from them and listening to the whole thing, returned to their white-haired friend, surprised that he finally gained the courage to ask his crush out and it paid off.

"Well done, kid. Well done." congratulated Kristoff, bringing Jack into a warm embrace and gave him a noogie, which the latter just accepted.

"It's about fucking time, snowball. You finally grew some balls." Hiccup gave him a smack on the shoulder with a smirk of approval.

Meanwhile, Elsa laughed and rolled her eyes playfully at the scene from afar as she returned to her table with her sister. Anna, who was smirking mischievously, had been watching everything and was the one to urge her older sister toward Jack, since Elsa, too, was nervous about speaking to him since she also had a crush on the white-haired teen.

"So how did it go?" asked Anna, anxious for some gossip.

"We'll be skating on the ice rink tomorrow." replied Elsa with a big smile on her face.

"Nice!" Anna cheered with victory. "You better show him a good time. A man won't sleep with a woman unless she knows what he wants."

"Oh, Anna." Elsa chuckled, shaking her head at her. She loved her sister with all her heart, but honestly, she can be quite a child sometimes. Can't take a lot of things too seriously. "I've already got big plans for him. And offer, if you will. One that will not refuse."

"And what's that?" Anna asked with a slight head tilt.

"Not here. I'll tell you when we get home."

"No, tell me now. Since you brought it up, I need to know." Anna begged and pleaded, desperate for some juicy intel.

"Anna, please. There's too many people here. I want this to just be between me, you and all our friends, you understand?" Elsa reminded her in her best strict tone.

"Oh, fine." Anna rolled her eyes as she took a bite out of her fries.

So that's the first chapter as well as eve of the month of February and the holiday of love. So we all know what that means. :)

As you can obviously see, Jack is the shy loner type in this story, but as the story progresses, he'll most likely start to crack his outer shell and become more open and socially engaged. Not only is this a Jelsa story, but also a Jack/harem as well. Our favorite winter spirit will be having romantic and sexual encounters with several other girls in the near future. This story with involve a huge crossover with tons of other known animated films/TV shows.

But for right now, Elsa is his primary love interest. Near the end, I can promise that the choice of who Jack will stay with will be up to you.

Anyways, thanks for reading. Stay tuned for the next chapter and stay safe from the coronavirus!