"Urquhart!"
Fleamont Potter walked up to Elpinstone Urquhart.
"Yeah?" Elpinstone said nervously.
"I know you're dating Minnie." Fleamont said dangerously, pointing his wand at Elpinstone's face.
"Yeah? So?" Elpinstone said.
Fleamont glared at him.
"Hurt her. Hurt Minerva McGonagall and you will die a very slow and a very painful death! Hear me?" Fleamont said.
Elpinstone nodded, frightened. He knew Fleamont meant business.
"Good."
"Elphie, how was your day?" Minerva McGonagall asked her boyfriend.
"Your cousin threatened me."
"Which one?"
"Monty."
"FLEAMONT HARRY POTTER YOU BETTER RUN FOR IT!"
Elpinstone laughed as Minerva chased Fleamont out of the Gryffindor common room.
How he loved her.