An idea I got from a conversation with Aragorn II Elessar, inspired by Lucifer 3x17, where Lucifer tries to stop Axara from singing 'I Will Survive' and in the end did a duet with him.

Disclaimer: I do not own Buffyverse, Lucifer or Friends.


"So, everyone's settled here." Fred said as she, Angel, Cordelia, Wesley, Gunn, Gwen and Connor sat down, with Buffy, Dawn, Spike, Xander, Anya, Willow, Tara and Giles in the booth next to them.

"I heard Lorne's gonna have a special guest tonight. I wonder who it is." Cordelia said.

"He should be good." Buffy said.

"Better than Angel for sure." Wesley noted.

"Hey! I'm not that bad!" Angel exclaimed, offended as everyone shot him looks and he winced, reluctantly admitting what an awful singer he is as he looked sheepish.

"This is why I'm better than you, I can dance and sing better." Spike boasted as Angel glared daggers at him, while Cordelia held Angel's hand.

"You're still nice, you know that?" Cordelia assured as they kissed.

"Shhht. They're starting." Fred said as at the piano sat a handsome man in suit.

"Bloody Hell." Spike stared.

"I'll be. Lucifer." Angel said.

"You know him?" Buffy asked.

"That's the Devil." Spike said as everyone shot them incredulous looks. "Literally, yes, it's Satan himself but he's a nice guy but stuff it."

Lucifer played the intro at the piano as he started to sing.

"At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side

But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along"

A new voice but familiar joined in as everyone turned their heads to see a green-skinned horned demon enter on the stage as Lorne grabbed a mic and sang as the crowd exploded in applause.

"And now you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
"

Lucifer got up from his seat as he and Lorne got to the stage as everyone applauded and Cordelia, Dawn, Fred and Tara exclaimed in cheers, while Lorne and Lucifer sang the duet.

"Go on now, go! Walk out the door
Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore
" Lorne sang.

"Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?"
Lucifer sang but then everyone stared in shock as an uninvited guest jumped on stage, with his voice rather higher and pitchy, making them groan and cover their ears as the dark-haired man in red sweater sang.

"Oh no, not I, I will survive!
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive!
" Chandler Bing sang as Lucifer and Lorne groaned and the Scooby Gang and Team Angel covered their ears, while the guests booed immediately and started tossing their glasses of drinks and fruit but Chandler dodged.

"I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive!
" Lucifer sang as he snatched the mic from Chandler's hand as Chandler looked perplexed.

"I will survive, hey, hey!" Lucifer and Lorne sang before Chandler tried to join in and did rather ridiculous movements with his body, shaking around with his hips and arms as Angel suddenly burst out in hysterics, grabbing himself by his chest, since Chandler was probably even worse at dancing than him.

"It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart,

And I spent oh-so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry…
"

Lucifer and Lorne continued singing, while Chandler circled around, dancing and shaking his hips as Team Angel and the Scooby Gang was almost out of it in laughter, banging the tables and knocking over their glasses of drinks.

"At least Chandler provides great entertainment." Angel said as everyone nodded, enjoying the sight without having to listen to Chandler sing and amused by his dancing alongside Lucifer's and Lorne's duet.


We all know how terrible Chandler's rendition of 'I Will Survive' was but Lorne's and Lucifer's were actually great and I'm sure Chandler is even worse dancer than Angel. Plus, Lucifer's duet with Axara is always hilarious.

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Bl4ckHunter