Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly.
Author's note: This is dedicated to Tony Morgan, Jessica Flutesucker, Kate BBB, Annie of York, Michaela_HotBabe_01 and Greg da Pervert.
iEaster Day!
Sam wakes up on Easter Day morning.
Honestly she'd prefer to go back to sleep, since she had such a great porno-dream, bur she know she can't do that.
"OMG, I'm so sexy." says Sam as she open her eyes and slowly sit up in bed.
Then she get up and put on clothes.
"Kinda cozy." says Sam when she feel her pussy getting wet.
Sam doesn't need to pee. She is just horny, as she often is.
"Yup." says a happy Sam.
Today's Easter Day and Sam will spend most of the day with Carly and Freddie.
"Kinda sexy." says Sam as she fart a little by accident.
Sam has a fart-kink so her own farts turn her on.
She often fart when she reach orgasm.
"Damn. Such a babe I am. Can any guy resist this?" says Sam.
After eating breakfast, Sam use her laptop to download some porn.
Porn that she won't be watching today.
Instead she plan to watch it another day, while she masturbate.
"Yup." says Sam.
Sam is casual, as she often is.
3 hours later.
"Alright. Ready and such." says Sam as she grab her bag and head over to Carly's.
When she get there, Carly gives her a hug.
"Hi, Sam. So wonderful to see you." says a happy Carly.
"Thanks, girl." says Sam.
Sam's happy too.
"I wonder why Freddie isn't here yet." says Carly.
"Don't worry." says Sam.
"Okay. You're so sweet." says Carly.
"Thanks. Some think I'm too hard." says Sam.
"You are at times, but I know you so well that I'm aware of the fact that you can be sweet also." says Carly.
"Alright, Carly." says Sam.
"Sam." says Carly.
Carly and Sam hug each other.
"Nice." says Carly.
"Yup." says Sam.
"I'm glad you're my friend, girl." says Carly.
"Thanks. I feel same for you." says Sam.
"Awwww!" says a happy Carly, all cute.
"Cool." says Sam.
22 minutes later, Freddie show up.
"Sorry I'm late. I kinda overslept." says Freddie.
"No problem." says Carly.
"Everyone's here. What are we gonna do?" says Sam.
"We can start by having some yummy Easter-food." says Carly.
"Sounds awesome." says Sam.
"I agree." says Freddie.
"Nice." says Carly.
Carly open a big box, revealing a lot of Easter-food.
"Wow! Smells awesome." says Sam.
"Thanks. I hope it taste good as well." says Carly.
Carly, Sand and Freddie eat.
All 3 of them are happy.
By their normal schedule this would be a day when they'd do a live iCarly web-show, but since it's easter holiday they decided to take time off.
"Carly, what sort of dildo do ya have?" says Sam.
"Uh...none. I'm not sexual, Sam. You are, not me." says Carly.
"Okay." says Sam.
"Yeah. I'll do nothing sexy before my wedding-night." says Carly.
"How are you gettin' the needed experience?" says Sam.
"I did not consider that point." says Carly.
"Wanna know some of my tricks?" says Sam.
"Probably not. Sorry." says Carly.
"Alright, girl." says Sam.
"You've more than one dildo, I assume." says Freddie.
"True. I actually have seven dildos." says Sam.
"Cool." says Freddie
"Ewww." says Carly.
"Don't worry." says Sam.
Sam wear a black leather tank top and soft very baggy pink sweatpants.
Carly wear a yellow crop top t-shirt and shiny black pants.
Freddie wear a dark-red short-sleeved shirt and regular jeans.
"Okay, I guess." says Carly.
"Yup, kid." says Sam.
"Awww." says Carly.
"Has it been decided what we'll do for the next web-show episode?" says Freddie.
"No, not exactly. I've a few ideas." says Carly.
"Cool." says Sam.
"What are those ideas, Carly?" says Freddie.
"Let's not talk about work now. Today's a casual day, for sure." says Carly.
"Alright." says Freddie.
"Yeah." says Carly with a cute smile.
"Me is so on for casual." says Sam, who love casual stuff.
She has never been a formal girl.
"Wonderful." says Carly.
"Yup." says Sam.
"Both of you guys are my best friends. I love spending time with you." says Carly.
"Thanks." says Freddie.
"No Easter-decorations?" says Sam as she suddenly notice there aren't any Easter-decorations in Carly's room.
"I was lazy and decided to skip them this year." says Carly.
"Doesn't sound like you." says Sam surprised.
"Yeah, but I felt like keeping my room all regular." says Carly.
"Makes sense and no one love silly holiday decoration crap anyways." says Sam.
"Well, I do. They're so cute." says Carly.
"Okay. Whatever floats your untouched tits, girl." says Sam.
"In my opinion, rather be untouched than have random guys grab me in naughty places and such." says Carly.
"Guess ya are free to think that way." says Sam.
"Yeah. Everyone's free to have their own view of things, Sam." says Carly.
"True." says Freddie.
Usually Carly decorate her room for each major holiday, such as Easter and Christmas, for example, so Sam and Freddie would expect her to do so.
"Thanks." says Carly with a cute smile.
"Kiss him, girl." says Sam.
"What?" says Carly.
"Give Freddie a kiss, girl. You'll enjoy it." says Sam.
"Uh...no, thanks." says Carly, feeling kinda nervous.
"Okay, sorry, Carly." says Sam.
"It's okay, honestly. You just wanted me to have fun." says Carly.
"Yup." says Sam with a sweet smile.
22 minutes later.
"Cozy." says Sam as she fat hard.
"Please go to the bathroom next time." says Carly.
"I'll try 'cause you're cute, my friend." says Sam.
"Thanks, girl." says Carly, all sweet and nice.
Even though Sam and Freddie hasn't noticed, there is sort of a single piece of Ester-themed stuff in the room.
On Carly's bed is a pink plushie of a chubby happy Easter Bunny.
It's a plushie Carly has had since she was 8 and it is one of her favorite childhood toys.
Across the plushie's round tummy it says 'Sister Easter' in big black font.
"Yeah." says Sam.
"Having you guys as my friends is awesome." says Carly.
"Thanks." says Freddie.
"Awww! Freddie wants Carly. Kinda cute, actually." says Sam in a weird baby-voice.
"Stop. I don't have a crush on Carly anymore." says Freddie.
"Yes, ya do, dude." says Sam.
"No." says Freddie.
"If ya say so, nerdy-boy." says Sam.
"Don't call em that, Sam." says Freddie.
"Freddie, why do ya have a photo of Carly in a bikini on your bedroom wall if you no longer love her?" says Sam.
"Just haven't taken it down." says Freddie.
"Lame excuse!" says Sam.
"Wrong." says freddie, feeling sort of nervous.
"Relax. I don't mind." says Carly, all sweet and cute.
"Thanks, Carly." says Freddie, being happy.
"Awww! Sweet love." says Sam, who think Carly and Freddie love each other in a romantic way.
"It's not that way." says Carly.
45 minutes later.
"And. Now it's time for this." says a happy Carly as she place a disc into the DVD player.
The movie 'Southern Jam Day' starts on the TV.
Carly; Sam and Freddie always watch this one on Easter.
It's become a tradition.
And all 3 of them like this movie.
It's a southern comedy with Kathryn McLeod and Edgar Westbridge, playing the two lead roles.
Carly drink some tea.
"Nice." says Sam.
Edgar Westbridge is one of Sam's celebrity crushes.
She think he's sexy.
"Yum." says Sam, getting a bit horny.
Her pussy is starting to become wet.
"Please, control your desires." says Carly.
"Tryin' to..." says Sam.
"It's not a crime to be turned on." says Freddie.
"Wow! Thanks, dude." says a happy Sam with a sweet smile.
Sam gives Freddie a small kiss on the neck.
45 minutes later.
"Yeah." says Sam.
She enjoy the scene in the movie that is happening now, where Edgar takes off his shirt outside and the sun shine upon him.
Sam is horny.
"Hot." says Sam.
"I gotta admit that he's handsome." says Carly.
"Yay!" says a happy Sam.
Carly is happy too.
And so is Freddie.
"Awww." says Carly.
"Yeah." says Freddie.
3 hours later.
Freddie is sleeping.
Sam ( being excited ) stare at the bulge in Freddie's pants.
It seems like Freddie has a sexual dream.
"Uh...Samantha, you shouldn't stare our best guy-friend between his legs. That's very dirty." says Carly.
Carly is clearly very serious because that's the only times she refer to Sam as 'Samantha'.
"Sorry, but I bet he has a big aesome schlong for anerd." says Sam.
"Please, we're girls and girls aren't supposed to be dirty." says Carly.
"Don't worry. Girls can be just as dirty as guys." says Sam.
"I have to disagree on that." says Carly.
"Too bad." says Sam.
Sam fart by accident.
"Like...uh...opsss!" says Sam.
"Oh, no!" says Carly.
"Chill, it's just ass-gases." says Sam.
"You know I dislike that." says Carly.
"Sorry, okay? I couldn't help it." says Sam.
"My friend, you need better butt-control." says Carly.
"I guess..." says Sam.
"Let me make it clear. I like you, but sometimes you can be disgusting." says Carly.
"Uh...me can't stop being me." says Sam.
"Yes and I never asked you to. Just that you'll be more of a lady." says Carly.
"Kinda hard for me." says Sam.
"Try. Please." says Carly.
"Okay..." says Sam.
"Hi, girls. Did I miss anything?" says Freddie as he wakes up.
"No, you didn't. Only when Sam here was being creepy." says Carly.
"What did she do?" says Freddie.
"She sat there and stared right between your legs." says Carly.
"That's not too bad. I was thinking much worse." says Freddie.
"How can you be cool with that? She was interested in what you have between your legs and that's so dirty." says Carly.
"Not sure." says Freddie.
22 minutes later.
Carly, Sam and Freddie play a video game.
"This game's awesome." says Sam.
"Yeah." says Carly and Freddie.
Sam is still horny, but tries to hide this fact.
She's not doing a great job though becuase both Freddie and Carly can tell very easy.
While playing the video game, Sam think about sex and porn.
"Yum." says Sam.
"Hungry again?" says Carly.
"Nope. Turned on, girl." says Sam.
"Ewww." says Carly.
"Chill. I'm your friend." says Sam.
"Sure, but you aren't always very girlie." says Carly.
"I prefer me just as I am." says Sam.
"Alright. I don't want you to no longer be yourself. Just that you could be less sexual." says Carly.
"Kinda hard. Sex is a big part of me." says Sam.
"Uh...at least try. Please." says Carly.
"Okay." says Sam.
2 hours later.
The sun is going down.
"I hope both of you wanna stay the night." says Carly.
"I do." says Freddie.
"Same." says Sam.
"Awesome." says Carly.
"Yup." says Sam.
Sam starts to take off her clothes.
"Nice." says Freddie when he sees the sexy black bra and the matching string-panties that Sam wear.
"Thanks." says Sam with a sexy smile.
Carly close her eyes and cover her ears.
"Do ya like these?" says Sam, playing with her own bra-covered boobs.
"Yeah. They're sexy." says Freddie.
5 minutes later.
Carly goes to sleep in her bed and Freddie and Sam has sleeping-bags on the floor.
Sam fall asleep at once.
"No, mama. I didn't poop into your purse." says Sam, talking in her sleep, having one of her weird dreams as she does almost every night.
This is typical for Sam.
Ever since she turned 12 she's had weird dreams often.
Usually these dreams don't make much logical sense.
"Carly, it's not a hairdresser-tool. Yes, that's my sister. She's lame and I'm awesome. No, never been to Russia. I didn't think you'd be into her. I mean, she's kinda a lesbo." says Sam in her sleep.
Sam's dream sure is weird.
"Fuck, yeah. Touch my ass, Derek. I don't know her name. She seem kinda weak. Of course, mama." says Sam in her sleep.
"Ewww." says Carly.
Freddie falls asleep.
"Lick...down here, Jake. Nice. Very sexy." says Sam in her sleep.
"No..." says Carly, who doesn't like to hear Sam's dream.
20 minutes later, Carly manage to go to sleep.
"In my ass, please. That's so damn cozy." says Sam in her sleep.
Just as other nights, Sam's dream this night is a random mix of a bunch of different short and mostly dirty scenarios that doesn't fit together at all.
"Carly, please go to a stripclub with me..." says Sam in her sleep.
Sam is very horny.
Her dream turns her on.
"No, mama. It's not my dildo, it's your dildo. Sure, Freddie. Only if ya wear a condom. Mama, please buy me a rifle for my b-day." says Sam in her sleep.
The End.