You've Got Mail Glee Version

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Glee

Chapter 1: Helping A Closeted Gay Friend

Kurt Hummel had been divorced from Blaine for only six months. When he started talking to a closeted gay guy he only knew as TopGunHulk online. He didn't know all that much about him other than that he lived in Ohio, was injured in a wreck, and worked at an auto body shop. Since Kurt knew that there were two shops and they both used to be owned by his dad. That made him curious as to who this might be. He met him through a website for single gay people a month ago while in a chatroom. After seeing a picture of his dick which someone else in the chat dared him to share and Kurt was the first to comment on the picture saying, "That can't be real!" To which TopGunHulk replied saying, "It's all real TheDevilWearsPradaNow."

Before he sent him a private message saying, "Hi, this is my first time here and I have never really done anything like this before. My sister dared me to do this after I came out to her. Up until a year ago I considered myself straight and let's just say something happened overseas that changed that. It's not something I really want to talk about yet. Anyway, after seeing a picture of an openly gay friend. I knew I wasn't straight anymore and I really hadn't been into girls since what happen to me."

Later that same week, Kurt stopped by the shop that Noah Puckerman was now working at. After he injured his leg in a car accident he had while trying his hand at race car driving. Kurt knew that it couldn't be Noah that he was talking to. Noah was an ass and the guy he was talking to was sweet.

Then one day, Kurt was helping Noah work on a car when Noah brushes Kurt's bangs out of his face. The action sent a tingle up Kurt's spine, but he just brushed it off as nothing. At one point, Kurt noticed that Noah had two cellphones. But when he asked him about it, Noah just changed the subject.

As time went by, Noah was becoming sweeter and Kurt started to wonder if Noah was TopGunHulk. But as far as he knew Noah was straight. How could The Sex Shark be TopGunHulk? Then one day, Kurt couldn't stand not knowing anymore. So, he sent him a private message asking, "Do you think we should meet?" TopGunHulk just replied saying, "Sure. How about the Lima Bean Saturday at noon." TopGunHulk told him what he was going to wear and when Kurt saw Noah sitting at his favorite booth wearing those exact clothes. He couldn't believe it. Noah Puckerman was gay and sitting across from him at the Lima Bean.

The first words out of Kurt's mouth were, "You're TopGunHulk, Puck? You, Noah Puckerman, are the guy I have been talking to for months?" Noah just said, "I thought you would figure it out when you saw Puckzilla, but when you didn't even out me in the chat I knew I had to send you that private message. That's why I have two cellphones, Kurt. I was too scared to put my number on that site and I knew if I did. You or Blaine would know it was me right off."

Then Noah takes Kurt's hand and says, "I love you, Kurt. Look I know this is fast here but I knew I loved you when I saw that you posted a picture of yourself in a speedo." Kurt doesn't respond right away which makes Noah let go of Kurt's hand and say, "Fuck, I knew this was a fucking mistake." Noah is about to get up and leave when Kurt says, "I love you too, Noah." As he takes Noah's hand before he leans in to kiss him.

Soon the two men are in Noah's house just outside of Lima and Noah is standing naked in front of Kurt. As Kurt just stares at Puckzilla as he is sitting on Noah's couch naked jerking off. Before long Noah is sucking Kurtzilla and Kurt is coming into Noah's mouth. Then they move to his bedroom where Kurt fucked Noah in the ass. As he was bouncing up and down on Kurtzilla. After Noah fucked Kurt in the ass, they cuddled, and Noah says, "Kurt, I was raped overseas a month before you posted that picture and that's why I dumped Quinn that same day. Kurt, you are the only person I told about the rape. I still can't bring myself to tell Sarah and my Ma died thinking I was straight."

Soon Kurt is laughing before he says, "God, Brittany, I am going to kill you! The Dolphin tamed The Sex Shark!" This makes Noah bust out laughing before he posted on Facebook, "I'm gay and I love Kurt Hummel-Anderson. Mr. H. this is not a joke and I'll let Kurt tell you how it happened." Soon Burt was calling Kurt and saying, "It doesn't matter to me how it happened, Puck and Liza Marie misses her Dada, son. By the way, Puck. Liza Marie has been calling you Papa Hulk for the past two months. She has been staying with us for the summer."

Then Noah hears a tiny voice say, "Papa Nono, I had a bad deam about bad men hurting your butt last year and told Papa Blaine before he decided to be a big meanie and stop loving Dada Kurt or me." Soon Liza Marie was crying before Noah says, "Liza Marie, I love you and your Dada Kurt forever. You are my daughter now and I will never leave you. Liza Marie, your Aunt Beth is my biological daughter and Aunt Quinn just gave her away. I didn't want to give her up but I knew it was the right thing to do. Liza Marie, How would you and Dada Kurt like to live with me?"

To be continued in Chapter 2 which will be up soon