Isiah: What up! Isiah and Tom here!
Tom: How's it going, beautiful readers?!
Isiah: And welcome to The Woman Joke. We're back with yet again another random fun story.
Tom: I feel like this one will be one of the funniest ones we did yet.
Isiah: I think so too. By the way, there will be words in bold letters meaning that the character is talking to the reader...just like how we are.
Tom:...
Isiah:...This just got awkward. Let's just get into today's story.
Tom: Alright, let's go!
Mateo: Hey guys. So the other day I'm hanging with Elena and Isabel and make me do this thing called the Loyalty Test. Hmm, wonder what this is about.
Princess Elena, Princess Isabel, and Mateo were in his workshop trying to test him.
"Now, Mateo. We're gonna ask you three questions to test your loyalty with women, okay," Elena said.
"Sure, go right ahead," Mateo said.
"Okay. Question Number 1: Are you a soft charmer or an aggressive charmer," Elena asked.
Mateo chuckled as he answered with, "I'm quite the soft charmer. I like to be real smooth, you know?"
Isabel stepped up as she spoke. "Question Number 2: Do you perfer to making love before or after marriage?"
"After marriage of course," Mateo answered honestly.
"So far you have perfect loyalty with women, you just have to answer one more question," Elena said. "Question Number 3: Does this hurt?" Before Mateo could answer, Elena took a step up to Mateo and kicked him right in his crotch making him fall onto his knees, holding on to his crotch in pain.
Mateo: What kinda shit is that?!
Elena and Isabel watched as Mateo was groaning his mouth off and laughed loudly at him.
Mateo: I have tears rolling down my eyes and these two are rolling on the floor laughing their asses off. This had to be some kinda woman joke because I don't get it. But to be sure, I decided to try it on some of my guy friends.
Mateo was out at the park doing the loyalty test with Chancellor Esteban.
"I like to have a cool and soft charm when it comes to women," Esteban said.
"Alright, cool. Number 2: Do you perfer making love before or after marriage," Mateo asked.
"If I wanna make it to the light side of the spirit world, I gotta do it after marriage," Esteban said.
"Okay, cool. Number three: Does this hurt," Mateo asked as he kicked Esteban in his crotch. The elderly chancellor yelped in pain as he did this and fell to the ground holding his crotch while Mateo looked at him with a satisfied look. "C'mon man! I'm old and you're just gonna fuck up my kids like that!"
Mateo let out a laugh and asked, "What kids were you planning on having at the age you're at?"
Another Victim
Mateo was in the Royal Guard locker room giving the loyalty test to his friend Gabe.
"I'm a very smooth charmer," Gabe said with a cool point to Mateo and adding a wink to it.
"Alrighty. Do you perfer making love before or after marriage," Mateo asked.
"After marriage to keep things intact," Gabe answered honestly.
Mateo let out a smile as he spoke. "Cool, alright. Number 3: Does this hurt?" Before Gabe could respond, Mateo kicked him in the crotch making the guardsman shout in pain.
"You mother-" Gabe cut himself off when he had to hold his crotch in pain, looking at Mateo who was looking at him with a satisfied look like he did Esteban. "I'm gonna fuck you up so bad, Mateo, I swear to God," he managed to say.
As Mateo was leaving the room, he looked at Gabe again and said, "That is if you can catch me." He then chuckled and left the locker room leaving Gabe with just his pain.
Mateo: So, two things I've learned from this. One: It is a woman joke. And two...
Mateo was in the Delgado household giving the loyalty test to Carla.
"The next question is do you perfer to making love before or after marriage," Mateo asked his friend.
"Hmm. I'm gonna go with after marriage," Carla said.
"Cool beans. Now question number three-"
"Does this hurt," Carla quickly cut off Mateo along with kicking him in the crotch making him groan loudly in pain and get onto his knees, eventually getting onto his stomach as well.
Mateo: Yeah...apparently all women know that joke.
"Mateo, c'mon now. I learned that when I was 13. I've been hitting my guy friends in the crotch for years now," Carla said noticing Mateo still in the pain he was in. "Are you okay?"
"Y- Yeah. I'm okay," Mateo managed to say.
"Good. And by the way for future reference, I would think twice before trying to hit a woman in their happy place," Carla said. "Like seriously?"
Isiah/Tom: Damn!
Isiah: *chuckles* Oh that Mateo.
Tom: There's no telling what goes through his mind.
Isiah: Right. I think today's moral of this story is this: Don't try to hit woman or anybody in particular in their happy place. You could get in deep trouble. Maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, but you're gonna get it eventually.
Tom: That's right.
Isiah: And with that being said, we hope you guys enjoyed this story. By the way if there's for some reason you haven't seen Avalor's Nightmare Aftermath yet, I really urge you to check that out, because a lot of unique and real stuff is going down in that story.
Tom: And with that being said, don't forget to leave a nice review. No hateful or rude comments please. As always, we love you guys. Thanks for supporting us everyday. We'll see y'all later. Holla at your boys! YEAH!
Isiah: As always, until the next story.