Welcome to Show Town Stories Season 5. In the premier of this series, we have two stories. In the first one, five Woodland Critters compete against five Tiny Toons in Family Feud. In the second one, Sojiro sues Joker's parents for custody. Let's start with the Family Feud story.

Steve Harvey was starting the show.

"Hello everybody, welcome to Family Feud!" He greeted. "I'm Steve Harvey, your host, and let's meet the families! First, we have the Woodland Critters!"

Squirrely, Foxy, Rabbity, Raccoony, and Porcupiney were the critters for the game.

"And, we have the Tiny Toons!" Steve Harvey added.

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Furrball, and Calamity were the toons for the game.

"Alright, now that we have the families, let's start the first question." Steve Harvey informed.

Squirrely and Buster came up first.

"Put the seven answers on the board." Steve Harvey requested. "Name something you would do when you are being bullied."

Squirrely buzzed.

"Tell a teacher." He answered.

"Let's see the board." Steve Harvey replied.

It is revealed that it is the top choice, worth fifty points.

"Alright, it's the top choice!" Steve Harvey replied. "Will you play or pass?"

"I'll play!" Squirrely replied.

"Okay then." Steve Harvey replied.

Squirrely returned to his table. Steve Harvey followed.

"Alright, who else can name something you would do when you are being bullied?" Steve Harvey asked.

Foxy pondered.

"Ignore them!" She informed.

The board revealed Foxy's answer to be number two spot, and worth twenty six points.

"How about you?" Steve Harvey asked Rabbity.

"Do you... fight in self defence?" He guessed.

The board showed it to be number seven, and only worth one point.

"Oh." Rabbity pointed out.

"You're next, little raccoon." Steve informed.

"Tell a parent?" Raccoony guessed.

The board showed Raccoony's answer to be number three, and worth seventeen points.

"You're on a roll!" Steve informed. "Now, porcupine, can you fill up the next blank?"

Porcupiney wondered for a moment.

"Look online?" She guessed.

It showed to be number five, and worth ten points.

"Let's take a look at the last one." Steve informed.

The last one was 'reason with them', and worth seven points.

"Since when was reasoning with them a good idea?!" Plucky exclaimed.

"Dude, shut up!" Calamity replied.

"You might get us kicked out!" Babs added.

"No, this sucks!" Plucky exclaimed. "How did they guess so well?!"

"Dude, shut up!" Calamity exclaimed.

"Yeah, the Tiny Toons are hereby disqualified for causing a huge outburst." Steve Harvey informed.

"Way to go, Plucky." Buster groaned. "How can this get any worse?"

"Oooh, my old animal friends!" A voice boomed.

"Oh crap." Furrball groaned.

And now, for the second story.

"You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlin. The people are real, the cases are real, the rulings are final. This is Judge Judy." The narrator informed. "Sojiro Sakura is suing Mr and Mrs Amamiya for full custody of their son, Ren, after Ren was in his care from his probabtion. The parents are countersuing for making Ren see him as more of a parent then they are."

"Order, all rise." The Bailiff instructed. "All parties in the matter of Sakura VS Amamiya is now in session. All parties have been sworn in, you may be seated, let's begin."

"Sojiro Sakura, you're suing the biological parents of Ren Amamiya for full custody of their child because you believe that you're more of his parent than they are?" Judge Judy read.

"That's correct, your honour." Sojiro replied. "Ever since he's been in my care, I feel like his true parent."

"This is ridiculous!" Mr Amamiya exclaimed. "He's our blood-son! Sojiro was just watching him while he was on probabtion!"

"Well, I'd like to hear your son's testimony!" Judge Judy replied. "Ren, could you come up?"

Ren came to the front stand.

"We might as well already win!" Mrs Amamiya spoke out. "He's our son!"

"You might as well not be!" Ren retorted. "You never stood by me!"

"Listen here, young man!" Mr Amamiya retorted. "When I get you home..."

"Silence!" Judge Judy yelled. "Now, Ren Amamiya, could you share your thoughts with the court?"

"After I was put on probation for that incident, I was in the care of Sojiro Sakura." Ren explained. "Ever since, I was happier than I've ever been. Not only did I make new friends at Shujin Academy, Sojiro treated me much better than my old parents did."

"He's lying!" Mr Amamiya yelled. "Shut up you little..."

"Ren is giving his testimony!" Judge Judy yelled. "One more outburst out of either of you and you shall be held in contempt of court!"

"Please allow him to finish." The Bailiff requested. "Ren, you may continue."

"Sojiro was actually more understanding and reliable than my parents." Ren continued. "He even taught me to make coffee."

"Coffee?!" Mrs Amamiya yelled. "You're choosing him over coffee. You're in for a world of punishments when we get home!"

"That's it!" Judge Judy yelled. "Since you keep making constant outbursts and threats, I am judging for the plaintiff, Sojiro Sakura, in the amount of sole custody of Ren Amamiya. Furthermore, your counterclaim is dismissed, and you have no visitation, that's all."

"WHAT?!" Ren's parents yelled.

"Parties are excused, you may step out." The Bailiff informed.

"HE'S OUR SON!" Mrs Amamiya yelled.

Mr Amamiya rushed at Ren in an effort to grab him, only for the Bailiff to hold him back, and escort him, and Mrs Amamiya out of the courtroom.

I hope you all enjoyed these stories. Bye for now.