A Zelda Sandwich!
'This is going to be great', Link thought as he headed up towards the arena. Getting new gear was always exciting and these battles in this place were always a great way of testing out new weapons and strategies and the like. "Hey Link, wait up!" The boy in the blue tunic heard a female voice call out from behind him. As he turned around he saw the familiar face of princess Zelda running towards him. Granted, it wasn't the same Zelda he knew from back home, her white and pink dress and now she had no clothes on at this moment was quite different from anything his Zelda would usually wear, but he never bothered thinking too much about that whole aspect of this fighting tournament.
"Whatcha got there?", Zelda asked curiously as she reached him and inspected the device he was carrying. "Is it a new weapon? How does it work?" Before he could say anything, Zelda had already fumbled all over the device and pushed several of its buttons. Link closed his eyes, as a bright flash of light came from his new bit of gear. Once he opened them again, Zelda was gone. 'What happened?', he thought somewhat panicky. "Down here, Link!" He heard a voice from somewhere below him, and as he looked down his face didn't become any less shocked. Down on the ground were two slices of bread, an assortment of different food items in between. "You turned me into a sandwich, Link!", he heard Zelda's voice come from the sandwich. "I'm a Zelda Sandwich!!!" He looked between the sandwich and the technological device in his hands. Zelda is now part of the meat of the sandwich. She sticks her head out from the layers of the sandwich, and looks up to see Link looking down at her with a hungry look on his face. Zelda said to Link "I see that you are hungry Link!".
Link said "Yes I am indeed hungry!"
"Good" Zelda said "Come on and eat me! I know that you are very hungry!"
Link decided to take Zelda up on her offer and decided to eat the Zelda sandwich that he accidentally made. As he picked up the Zelda sandwich, Zelda had a smile on her face knowing that she is a sandwich, and that she'll she him again after he poops her out, and respawns. As Link begins to take his first bite out of the Zelda sandwich he does so and soon enough the whole sandwich was gone.
After a few hours later Zelda reappeared as Link poop and respawn in bed next to him while he's asleep. Zelda loved the ride and hopes that he will do the same thing tomorrow.