Chapter 1

this is a one-shot btw

It was a normal day at middlestone high school and everyone were inside for class waiting for it to start so they could learn how to improve their brains with books.

The brown haired teacher dude hadn't arrived yet even though twenty whole minutes had passed which was really weird. Where could he be? Everyone in class were literally scratching their heads trying to find out this crazy mystery. And by everyone I mean no one. All the kids were being really relatable and trendy on their phones and not paying attention to the fact that peter and the teacher were gone except for Ned and MJ, and also Flash maybe. Flash looked around everywhere with his mean eyes trying to find peter and get him in trouble like a total chad. He failed so hard he looked really foolish and then MJ and Ned had a big laugh because flash had failued to look for peter correctly.

But then…Ned looked really SO freaking scared and I know since he looked at the clock all the time and then he would look at peter's seat which was completely empty by the way which shows that peter had left class to do hero-stuff AGAIN. Ned was really scared that the teacher who was brown haired and didn't really have a name would suddenly bust into the class because then the big secret would be out that peter was actually spaderman and then peter paker would get into SO MUCH TROUBLE! So that was why ned was looking at the door and meanwhile MJ started talking to Ned about all the depressing facts she just LOVED to tell people because she was a very cool and edgy amazing girl who had a lot of important things to say and stuff.

Now Ned was sad. (A/N: btw, this story happens after far from home but pretend if the ending from the movie DIDN'T happen & myterio actually WAS defeated which should've totally happened AGH!-)

But at that moment peter FELL down from the ceiling and INTO his seat without making ANY noise and a little second later the teacher dude came into the room.

"wasn't that super cool ned? I guess that's why im spiderman and ur not lol" said peter shattering Neds remaining self worth as he proudly as he blew his nails arrogantly in a kind of cool way.

Ned sighed sadly as he looked at his longtime friend of 2 days and said: "u are right friend. Now we shall partake in schooling activities to feed our mortal vessels important knowledge"

And peter said "ok" and started playing on his phone like a person who definitely DIDN'T appreciate the way humanity SUFFERED! for 1000 years so that education FINALLY became accessible and affordable for everyone. Don't worry peter is a good guy because the movie said so. (A/N: but I'm revealing his TRUE self!1! wAKE UP SHEEPLE!)

SPIDER TIMESKIP

Then after school ned said to his friends that he really really wanted to go home by himself this one time for once. He was a bit sad still but he didn't know why so now he decided to find out why. Ned (-) was a pretty logical guy. (a/n: what even is his lastname anyway?)

On his way home from school he went through a dark alleyway at a bad neighborhood behind a restaurant just because he was so confused and dazed at the terrible things that had happened at school.

Suddenly an crazy voice spoke to him.

"WOW he really said that to you?! Woah, feels bad man" said the voice ominously.

Ned was REALLY shook but he tried to not let it show, since if he let it go he wouldn't be able to hold it back anymore.

"um whats going on? Why do I have a voice in my head now? AGHHH Make it stop!" Ned said, feeling pretty scared.

The voice laughed. "I am mysterio and I need ur help to get rid of the teenage boy peter parker once and for all! You will help me in this plan of mine, mister guy in the chair'." Ned gasped. How did he know?! Now Ned was shocked AND scared!

Out of the dingy shadows of the alleyway came out a bunch of people who had stark clothes on and were definitely really evil.

ned tried to run but a man with a beird and black hair went out of a shadow and stopped him. He was kind of tall, he had a fishbowl on his head. and had a beard and was a pretty mysterious guy.

"his name was mysterio" said mysterio mysteriously. Ned gasped for air because of the crazy reveal.

"help us to murder ur friend man" said mysterio.

"ok" said ned who saw nothing wrong with the arrangement.

FIN

Moral of the story: be nice to ur friends so that one day when u become a superhero ur friend WONT help a crazy illusion superhero and become a villain so he can take u down all because you WERENT nice to him.

a/n: yuh