'Be quiet'- Was what Shi thought at this very moment. I understood that i was going to die but even though i thought i was prepared there was this one thing that kept flashing in my mind. 'What happens next' no matter what people say they can't confirm anything about death because none of them have substantial evidence of it.

I want to say everything will be alright and I will get saved but miracles are miracles because they have such a slim chance of happening. If miracles happen every time then it wouldn't be a miracle it would be a common occurrence in your daily life nothing special. I guess this is just how life works I guess i don't even get to go to high school but eh what can I say i'm already going to die might as well embrace it.

I still wish I could've finished the anime of Tensei Shitara, wait why am I even thinking that I'm going to die whatever might as well just close my eyes and drift off into whatever is waiting for me. As I close my eyes darkness engulfs me (or at least it feels that way).

-Line Break-

Ahh this is so fucking boring When you die your consciousness or is it a soul whatever it just floats around in this dark space or whatever you call it. The only thing to take my mind off of it was counting and continuing to count that kept going on until I understood I was insane. (Approximate time in weeks to years:Weeks:70544071 Years:1352900, Over 1m years)

After these long hard years in this void alone I finally heard a voice that wasn't mine.

[Hello and congratulations]

Confusion filled my brain but what's more is the happiness that I was finally able to talk to a sentient being like myself. The thoughts were about to continue before the voice spoke again.

[Sorry I was supposed to come earlier but do to some inconveniences i couldn't by the way i'm what people call god but you can just call me Sai]-Sai

"Ok but why did you say congratulations to me though?"-Shi

[I was just about to get to that because one you weren't supposed to die that early and two you weren't supposed to stay here this long but in return i will let you reincarnate with 3 Wishes]-Sai

"First Where do i get to reincarnate and second what are the limits of the wishes"-Shi

[To your first question, anywhere you can imagine are you surprised? And for the second question I can't make you a literal god but besides that you can wish for anything.]-Sai

"Well were i wish to reincarnate probably naruto because majority survived even without plot armor whereas some of the animes i've watched majority died mob or not so i would go with naruto because slime seems a little too cracked for my taste and for the three wishes i want The Gamer System and infinite chakra and Instant Mastery because these seem like the easiest to get around"-Shi

[What village and what clan?]-Sai

'I don't even have to think about this i have to go to Konohagakure to get the sharingan because there is a chance that i can get the Mangekyou or if i'm lucky the Rinnegan'

"Konohagakure and the Uchiha Clan"-Shi

[Ok, Do you intend to roll your perks now or later]-Sai

"Later"-Shi

[Ok Transporting bye bye and enjoy your new life~]-Sai

After he said that I felt a pleasant warmth before he heard four voices and there were five people in the room. One of them was what I think to be the Obstetrician and two were my parents or at least I think they were and the fourth was a baby with black hair on him so not much to say there also a what i make out to be a six year old child but than the Obstercian (Going to change it to OB)

"Uhm it seems one of your babies is a little strange."-The OB said

Mikoto then glared at him before looking at the two babies in his hand seeing one had black hair and the other had the polar opposite… She was confused as to what happened but the OB explained what happened but all i (Shi) heard it for was a genetic fuck up. Not to the level of losing my sharingan because that would defeat the whole purpose of being born into this clan because otherwise i would've got the byakugan.

-Line Break-

A/N: hi hi it's your favorite sadistic author here but besides that i haven't watched naruto in the longest so i might be altering a few things not personalities i want to make my mc in my image but not exactly.

I'm currently settled down in a crib after Mikoto breastfeeding me which I have to say is pretty embarrassing. I'm guessing my twin is Sasuke because I look like that emo bastard. Wait, shouldn't i have this gamer mind thing or whatever that cools my head down or something.

'Menu'-I thought in my head

[Skills]

[Stats]

[Perks]

[Quests]

'Quests'-I used my consciousness to press the quests button.

[Quests]

[Starting Up: Figure out how to use the systems functions. Reward:+1 Level]

A/N: Tutorials are automatically assigned things like tutorial quests give you no room to choose.

'Perks'-Shi

[Perks]

[Perk Generator Tickets:5]

[Owned Perks: Chakra Crazy]

'Generate 5 Perks'- I thought and I got 5 simultaneous notifications.

[Gained:Abnormal Curiosity]

[Gained:Coldness]

[Gained: Greed]

[Gained:Minor Selfishness]

[Gained:Major Pride]

A/N: Idk if i should go with human style descriptions for things with his things but i will do my best i'm bad at writing emotions so please don't flame me feel free to give constructive criticism etc, and tips.

[Abnormal Curiosity]

They said curiosity killed the cat but who cares the cat wasn't human it had its limits and limited it was watched as your curiosity flies to new heights. (+1 Intelligence for every level up)

[Coldness]

Your mind may be in turmoil in a tough situation but your face never changes from being cold and putting on a facade to those who see it.

[Greed]

They say greed is a sin yet humans still have it and never stopped having it so why shouldn't you? (+2 Dexterity from every 50 Items Stolen/Tooken)

[Minor Selfishness]

You're selfish, that's why you should worry, you don't have to help people, you should just keep to yourself right no need to help others. (Stats halve when working on a team) (Exp Required Halved When working alone)

[Major Pride]

Haha, you think you can win against me even the gods wouldn't dare. You think you're superior so I can do that like I'm just breathing out air. (When noon comes your stats will be doubled but you will be extremely arrogant so arrogant it might lead to your death)

[Chakra Crazy]

As a gift from god when he gave you unlimited chakra he knew when someone looks at your chakra cap they will think what the hell is going on so this gives you chakra control maxed out.

A/N: I'm minorly on some seven deadly sins shit because i still watch it even though i dislike it's power boosts lol but besides that the mc might cringe you but he like dio very much so he will sometimes act like him and i want to make a cool fighting style were he uses the animes he's watched as a fighting style per-say Gon he will be like (Gathers chakra into fist "First comes rock: paper, rock" and just blasts them away) btw i might do another fanfic on bleach or HxH you decide i don't really care. I never really liked the idea of ID Create and ID escape because that is just a room for getting op amazingly fast but i want to take this kinda slow yet keep it up with the plot and also get the mc op and there was a lot of things that inspired me such as Mob in naruto or something like that but let me stop rambling and go ahead and do this. By the way this will be my new -Line Break-:«... ...»

'Skills'-Shi thought

[Skills]

[Chakra Control(EX)(Passive & Active)]

[Sharingan (Locked)]

[Instant Mastery(EX)(Passive)]

I mean the sharingan is cool and all but I just thought of a problem. If sasuke is supposed to get eternal by getting itachi's eyes after he gets the mangekyou how am i supposed to get it too i need one family member with the mangekyou to obtain it but the thing is i don't want to mess up the plot of the story meaning i can't touch EMS at least until i find a solution.

'Stats'-Shi

[Stats]

Shi (Titles: )

Level 0

Chakra Cap:∞

Health Max:100/100

Max Stamina:1/1

[Strength:1]

[Dexterity:1]

[Speed:1]

[Intelligence:1]

[Chakra:∞]

SP: 0

[Quest has been you like your rewards?]

[Y/N]

'Yes'-I thought and as I thought that I didn't feel anything then I went back into 'Stats' and I saw my level had risen to one. I was expecting something like a refreshing feeling over my body or something but this is a little anticlimactic. At least I'm in Naruto.

«... ...»

Five Years Later

A/N: Uchihas usually get taught great fireball jutsu around the age of 7 or 8 so im settling for 7 and i'm making the uchiha massacre when they are 9 and that makes itachi 14.

A considerable amount of progress was made like opening up my chakra paths and checking my elements and learning how to put chakra in my body (Chakra Strengthening). I had all four which is good for me because that will make my journey easier seeing how earth is trash and wind is trash with it but not that bad. Basically every level up i get 5 SP and one point into intelligence because of the perk and basically all it does is speed up my thought processing .AlsoI'm trying to balance it out between speed and strength adding 30% of the points into Dex and on one average level up it goes like 1.75 into speed and strength and the remaining 1.5 into dex.

Through all these tasks I'm only level three. Meaning i have 10.5 into speed and strength and 4.5 Into dexterity and 3 into intelligence. A few skills only such as walking, crawling and Inspect and after seeing my parents i felt like these stats were trash.

I noticed there was a lot of hate because i had fucked up hair yet they didn't care but when i thought how they all had black hair a thought surfaced to my mind 'Alabama?'. Then I thought about how weird that would be and just ignored that thought. Aside from that I had a system quest that said unlock inventory I had to become level five.

A/N:Fucking hell don't my cussing i have to include id create and id escape because if i don't well he can't level up besides quests. I'm adding the skills in so don't be surprised when he does it this is kinda bs bro this is going to be a lot of fkin work. Btw he is old enough to leave the house etc. do things so is sasuke they are like brothers but i'm not good at typing emotion like i think i said before.

I walked outside my home and walked into an alley nearby without letting any residents notice me or at least I hope they don't.

"ID Create"- As i said that one option popped up called [Bandits] I tapped on it then the scenery warped.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii well i'm just gonna leave you on a cliffhanger because it's too much work to continue and i'm working on the HxH fanfic and bleach fanfic and if i go with inf too much Fk off because we all know how cracked it would be to have infinite of anything. Besides that tell me what you think tell me