Warning:
This Rap battle is filled to the brim with SPOILERS, SPOILERS SPOILERS for the animated shows "The Owl House" and "Cleopatra in Space".
SPOILERS!
Read at your own discretion.
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Cleopatra Philopator VII vs Luz Noceda
(Fascinating Rap Battles of Animation)
by
Hatoralo
Luz:
Who is that ancient teenie
The princess of the Nile? More like a weenie
I am a magical student of the best
I wipe the floor with you like all the rest
I am a student of the arcane and magic
I need only paper to make my enemies' lives tragic
When I start to cast my fans are in awe
I alone was able to raise the bar
One day in magic school, and I change their policy
Looped one day you broke planet Mayet, you walking catastrophe
If I want to get a lesson in destruction, I'll visit you
But taking a lesson in wits would not give me a single clue
Cleo:
Luz Noceda, it is a pleasure to meet you
I will defeat rapping against through and through
A commoner may beat a princess, that is no lie
But I could take you even while blindfolded and gagged, you fry
My fighting skills are the best at Yasiro Academy
Nobody saw such slick fighting from anyone else but me
The Xerxex cower in fear when they see me coming
If you see me, Plasma-Staff in hand, you better go running
I see that you have Disney on your side
But they are no guarantee to overcome me in this fight
Maybe Star Butterfly can help you out against me
Because right now you are more harmless than a pea
I don't need the help of that accidental genocidal moron
Like your proactive genocidal boyfriend who can't move on
Gozi did not come over you in over 30.000 years
Can't say what is so special about you even after a million beers
My mentor the Owl Witch is the best in the biz
Edalyn Clawthorne:
I taught Luz to become a powerful true whiz
Your lessons would not even be worth a clever dis
My Owls are cute, your cat mentor is ugly
I hope he got neutered 'cause his kittens would not look cuddly
Cleo:
Khensu, your retort to this malarky?
Khensu Kasaar:
I hope you don't want to tell me about family
Your over emotional sister turned you into a monster handily
Also, Cleo actually gets regular attention from me
You go screw off for your next hair-brained scheme
Edalyn Clawthorne:
You telling me about evil family, you third rate has-been?
Isn't your mother the Arch-Traitor of all that you believe in?
Khensu Kasaar:
Stuff it, you white-haired messy crone
You were forced to sell concessions by a clown
Cleo:
Luzura, I have not heard the greatest things
You can write romance, sure, but when it comes to action, you need king's
Help and you suck at making a move on Amity
Better do it soon, or I'll woo this cute kitty
Luz:
Stay away from my girl, princess of sand
Don't make threats you can't execute, you can't
Light, Fire, Ice, and Plants are at my command
I say it to you Cleowhotra, you are small, I am grand
Your friends are not that impressive either
A clumsy Cyborg that so often has a seizure
And your fish friend is friendly, helpful and happy
But her dating abilities are just crappy
Cleo:
You want to teach me about bad friends, really?
Your King is annoying, hyperactive and quite silly
Willow Park is Poison Ivy if she was a diddy
And Gus' qualities are an illusion of that kiddy
I have no magic, but I need none
My Plamas staff and my skill get the job done
I am the chosen one of my gods, listen up
When I activate my power, entire fleets get scrapped
Emperor Belos:
I am Belos, Emperor of the Boiling Isles
And nobody can take on my styles
My mastery of sorcery is like no other
You can't take me and my people don't even bother
Octavian's a clown, a silly piece of sushi
He makes stupid jokes, how are we supposed to take him seriously?
He lacks grace, dignity and respect
When I am finished with him, he'll be less than a speck
Xaius Octavian:
Trying to insult me, wannabe Vader/Palpatine clone?
I think you got a bit silly sitting on your throne
At the end of Season 3, I succeeded at crushing P.Y.R.A.M.I.D.
Taking the Council and Pharaoh Yosira as prisoners on top of it
Your results at the end of Season 1 were horrendous
The portal you needed got blown up by an sorceress' apprentice
Luz played you like a greenhorn, you are no Bill Cipher
Now get out of my way or I'll squash you like a spider
Luz:
I won't get sucked into your awful Fandom, snakehead
I would rather spend my time with Boscha or be dead
That you are even trying to beat me is not good for your sake
You better get Zaid and then go and kiss a Snake
To end my argument, I want to say the following:
This fight was not at any point for me worrying
My Cubone King could have dealt with you on his own
You better step aside before I have you dethroned/
Cleo:
You have a great company, being part of its crew
You have the greater legacy to support you
But you should remember Luz, that a newcomer can shine
Let me tell you this can be in even more rhyme
I have more freedom, can take more than one risk
You are chained by standards, I can be more brisk
I also have an actual story to tell during the first season
You ignored your story until the last second against all reason
Cleo: My show is a sleeper hit, in it, I fight with grace
Luz: Me too, but unlike you, I actually aired in the states
Cleo: You have better ratings but I have more creative designs
Luz: You have better VAs, I clearly have the better jokes and lines
Cleo:
Cleo: You want to be a hero, a magic user with some wits,
But deep down, you're just a knock off of the full metal alchemist!
Luz: "Asterix and Cleopatra" has more class than your story
Even Osamu Tezuka's Version received more glory
Luz:
To end this battle once and for all
I want to say I am braver, have more gall
You are protected in your little academy
I live in a Darwinist nightmare in a world of fantasy
I survived monsters, assholes and a dictator
Your organization was almost ruined by one traitor
I am Luz Noceda, future master magus from Earth
Now back to you for your last chance to prove your worth
Cleo:
Low ratings? Bad streaming service? Few fans?
I am not worried, I will deal with these bad hands
Many murderous bad guys wanted to see me dead
Don't call me coddled, 'cause I can tear my enemies to shreds
I am Cleopatra Philopator VII, descendant of the gods
I will end the Empire of Octavian against all odds
Luz, I would say I have put you through the wringer
In the name of Ra only the Egyptian can be the winner
Who has won?
Who is next? In case you like this, I am willing to make more.
You decide… In the comments.
I want to thank my proof-reader ultrabud2 for proofreading.
I want to thank my writing partner MamaAniki for lending me some rhymes he came up.
Until next time! P.S.: I want to thank ultrabud2 for helping me adding "Cleopatra in Space" and "Kid Cosmic" as categories to upload under.