Since I ship Ammo Baron x Techno Baron, I feel like writing a smut involving these two considering I drew pornographic art of Ammo Baron x Techno Baron and posted them on Fur Affinity, Weasyl, Newgrounds and that Rule 34 website.
Summary: Techno Baron is fantasizing about having sex with Ammo Baron, so Ammo Baron decides to make Techno's sexual fantasy come true.
Techno Baron woke up in the middle of the night, gasping and breathing heavily.
"It was just a dream." he said.
Then, he noticed his pajamas and helmet on the floor and realized something; he was completely naked under the covers and he was sweating as if he were in a furnace. This time, it wasn't a normal dream, it was more of a wet dream. He had been masturbating in his sleep. In fact, he was dreaming about having sex with a certain someone he has a crush on...
"Ammo Baron." he said with his face turned red.
He remembered that he and Ammo Baron had been secretly dating for years. Sure, Ammo Baron has a lot of girlfriends, but still. Ammo Baron is tall, buff, hot, dreamy; he's the guy Techno Baron wants to fuck. The thought of him and Ammo having sex makes him moan with pleasure.
"Oh, Ammo," he said. "I wish I could be with you right now."
Then, he did a lot of thinking.
"Maybe I should call him."
Meanwhile, Ammo Baron was sleeping in his tent, wearing a white undershirt, heart-printed boxers and socks. Then, he hears his phone ringing and wakes up to answer it.
"What?" Ammo Baron said.
"Hey, Ammo, it's me." a familiar voice answered.
"Techno Baron?" Ammo Baron asked. "What are you doing? It's the middle of the night."
"I know, I know," Techno Baron replied. "But I wanted to tell you something."
"This better be important." said Ammo Baron.
"It is," said Techno Baron. "It's about us."
This made Ammo Baron confused.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Remember when you told me you had sex with a lot of women?" Techno Baron asked.
"Yes." Ammo Baron answered. "Why do you ask that?"
"Well, since we've been secretly dating..." Techno Baron said, pausing for a moment. "I have been fantasizing about having sex with you."
This made Ammo Baron blush in surprise. Him having sex with Techno Baron? That is something he had never done before.
"Ammo, are you there?" Techno Baron asked.
"Y-yeah, I'm still here." he said nervously. "You know, I am actually surprised to hear that. To tell you the truth, I've never had sex with a man before." Then, he smiled. "But since we're dating, maybe I will do something about it."
"You will?" Techno Baron asked.
"Sure," Ammo Baron replied. "See you tomorrow."
Then he hangs up and blushes. He had never had sex with another man before, but considering that he's dating Techno Baron, maybe it is time to take their relationship to the next level.
"Nice of you to come over, Techno." Ammo Baron said, inviting Techno Baron inside his tent.
"Thank you." said Techno Baron. "You know, your brother, Twitch, Vinegar, Barracuda Joe, Hypno Baron, Squid Baron or even Shantae find out, we're probably not gonna hear the end of it."
"Good thing I gave my entire army the day off." said Ammo Baron. "I don't want them getting involved."
"So, what are we gonna do now?" Techno Baron asked.
"Maybe we should take our relationship to the next level." Ammo Baron said, closing the tent.
Techno Baron blushed and said, "You mean..."
"I know I would never have sex with another man, but in this case, I'll make an exception," said Ammo Baron. "You."
Then, he comes to Techno Baron and hugs them before kissing him on the lips as Techno Baron kisses back. Then, Ammo Baron pulls down his pants and boxers, revealing his huge dick, making Techno Baron blush as he takes off his eye-concealing helmet, revealing his red eyes. He stares at his buff, cycloptic crush's penis and begins touching it.
"T-t-techno, w-what are you d-doing?" Ammo Baron asked, blushing nervously. "I'm nervous."
"Look, Ammo, I'm nervous too, but it's our first time doing it." replied Techno Baron. "I always wanted to try giving you a blowjob."
"Are you sure?" Ammo Baron asked again. "I always let women give me a handjob. Maybe even a blowjob."
"Then pretend I'm a woman," said Techno Baron. "I promise I won't bite."
Ammo Baron sighed and closed his eye, hoping that Techno Baron won't use his teeth to bite his cock. Then, Techno Baron starts licking Ammo Baron's dick gently, making Ammo Baron blush as he feels the Lizardman's tongue on his dick. He wasn't kidding when he said he had let his girlfriends give him a handjob or a blowjob, but he didn't expect Techno Baron taking it slow, so he moaned a little. Techno Baron kept licking Ammo Baron's dick until he started putting it in his mouth, making Ammo Baron open his eye in shock.
"T-t-techno?!" Ammo Baron said, blushing in shock.
Then, Techno Baron started sucking Ammo Baron's dick without using his teeth. It seems that Techno Baron was doing a good job keeping his promise. This made Ammo Baron moan even more as he becomes aroused by this. Techno Baron kept sucking Ammo Baron's manhood as the tall, buff cyclops climaxed again and again.
"Oh, Technooooo..." Ammo Baron moaned. "Ooooooh, I'm cumming... I'm coming... I'm..."
Suddenly, his dick started bursting semen into Techno Baron's mouth, much to Ammo Baron's shock.
"Oh my god!" cried Ammo Baron. "Techno, are you okay?"
Techno Baron swallowed the semen and looked at Ammo Baron as he smiled.
"I'm fine," he answered. "It's salty, yet sweet."
Ammo Baron sighs in relief as he blushes. Then, he pulls down Techno Baron's pants and underwear, revealing his dick. It's pretty small, but it's also erected.
"Nice dick." said Ammo Baron.
Techno Baron laughs nervously and says, "Thanks. I guess I am pretty horny."
"Well, since you made me cum, maybe I'll do the same with you." said Ammo Baron.
Then, he turned Techno Baron around and had him lay on all fours before grabbing Techno Baron's hips.
"Ammo, what are you doi-" Techno Baron was cut off when Ammo Baron inserted his dick right into Techno Baron's ass, making him scream in both pain and pleasure.
"Ka-Pow! You like that, don't you?" Ammo Baron asked, smiled.
"I d-don't know." Techno Baron stuttered while blushing.
"Then let me help you." Ammo Baron said.
Then, he starts thrusting into Techno Baron's ass as Techno Baron squeals a bit. Then, he starts moaning in pleasure as he begins drooling. Then, he becomes aroused.
"Ooooh, harder, Ammo..." Techno Baron sighed lustfully.
"You got it, Blamity Bloo!" Ammo Baron obliged.
Then, Ammo Baron thrusted his dick harder into Techno Baron's anus as Techno Baron climaxed again and again.
"Ammo, I'm cumming!" cried Techno Baron. "I'm cumming!"
Suddenly, Techno Baron's dick exploded as semen came bursting out as Ammo Baron's dick bursted out semen into Techno Baron's anus, making Techno Baron moan with pleasure. He turned to Ammo Baron, who is smiling.
"Kablooey! You may be short, but I'm really glad that you're handling this really well." said Ammo Baron. "You're a lot better than I expected."
"Thanks." he said, taking off his jacket. "Maybe we can take it up a notch."
"Getting naked, eh?" Ammo Baron asked. "Then I'll join you."
Ammo Baron and Techno Baron took off their clothes, except for their helmets, sat on Ammo Baron's bed and looked at each other. Then, they hugged each other and kissed as their tongues started playing with each other. Suddenly, their dicks touched each other, making the two blush in surprise as they stopped kissing. There was an awkward silence for ten seconds until Techno Baron spoke first.
"You know, maybe we should try a little frottage."
Ammo Baron sighed and said, "Alright, you can go first."
Techno Baron smiled and started rubbing his small penis against Ammo Baron's bigger manhood. Techno Baron moaned a bit as he blushed as Ammo Baron did the same. Then, Ammo Baron rubbed his dick against Techno Baron's and the two kept climaxing. As Ammo Baron and Techno Baron are still embracing each other while frotting and climaxing again and again and again, both their dicks squirt out semen, staining their chests and waists. Their bodies grew hotter as they looked at each other while Techno Baron lifted up his helmet a bit to reveal his red eyes.
"Oh, Ammo..." Techno Baron climaxed.
"Oh, Techno..." Ammo Baron moaned back.
The two kept frotting, climaxing and cumming while they were blushing and sweating. They kept going on and on for an entire hour until they stopped and hugged. Both Ammo and Techno Barons are covered in sweat and semen as they look at each other.
"That was amazing." said Techno Baron. "Thank you."
"You're welcome." Ammo Baron replied. "You may be short, but I think you're cute."
"Y-y-you mean it?" Techno Baron asked, blushing.
"There's no doubt about it," Ammo Baron said, putting the sheet over their lower bodies. "I love you."
"I love you too." Techno Baron added.
Then, Ammo Baron and Techno Baron began to kiss. Unknown to Ammo Baron and Techno Baron, a certain half-genie was watching the whole thing in shock from outside.
"I can't believe it!" Shantae said. "Not only are Ammo Baron and Techno Baron dating, but they were also having sex!" Then, Shantae becomes concerned. "However, I guess I will support their interspecies same sex relationship, so I won't tell anyone about that or what I just saw."
Well, there you have it, my first Ammo Baron x Techno Baron smut. I did include Shantae just for the hell of it.