Author: Catlover51
Genre: Crack/Humor
Summary: Voldemort is caught off guard by something he never heard before.
Warnings: Explicit Language
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters that are in Harry Potter.
Harry is suffering uncontrollable amounts of pain, being put under crucio is really no joke.
But then again who decided it was a great idea to create a spell that causes people under it immense pain? He feels loathing for the monster who throws unforgettable spells at living creatures like goddamn candy.
So Harry Potter does any wizard with a non-magical upbringing does in a frustrating or emotional situation. He swears.
"Fuck you, Voldemort!" He cursed.
Suddenly, the crucio stopped. Harry feels a lingering pain but it isn't just as intense. Harry shakes his hand and does not ponder on why The-Supposed-No-Mercy-Dark-Lord stopped his torturing, because who really knows how a mad man think, he punches a nearby death eater then takes their wand to Apparit.
Voldemort and the death eaters blinked dumbly in sync, disturbingly similar to a confused cat, at the now empty space that use to hold the boy-who-lived-to-confuse that just defeated one of his followers in a distastefully muggle way.
The dark lord was still pondering on what he heard, 'What was that word? Was it a spell? What in Merlin is it? Why is it screamed out?'
The death eaters, not wanting to catch the ire of their crucio-as-candy-giving Dark Lord. Kicked away the knockout of one of their ranks and ran away like a group of antelopes facing a prey haunting lion.
Author Note
I do know Volde had a non-magical upbringing but for the purpose of this silly one-shot we are going to pretend no adults ever swore in the orphanage or he just has just never heard it before now.
Hope you at least laughed a little.