'no what im saying is, how is he going to say that he regrets killing his brother while damning him in the same sentence. i mean its doflamingo, so i wouldnt put it past him but really.'
'what about the ope no mi. what does justice have to do with it. how does justice eat a devil fruit.'
'how does a rocket launcher eat a devil fruit.'
'you heard that too? what about the sword that ate one, which one was it.. the elephant?'
'didnt that one go to the cipher pol.'
'shh we're not supposed to know that.'
'oh right.'
'someone should really look into how doflamingo knows all this.'
'he's a dragon, so i don't think they'd bother.'
'wait i thought he tried to become a dragon again. he sure gripes about it a lot.'
'no you're right, its just he acts like one so much you forget.'
'its clear he hasnt though.'
'even when i brought my fathers head, they still didnt take me back,' the soldiers said in unison.
'he needs new lines.'
'therapy more like.'
'you'd figure with that shichibukai status, he'd at least get the benefits.'
'we get benefits?'
'yeah but you have to go through sakazuki for them.'
there was a long sound of groans
'i thought admiral kizaru dealt with benefits.'
'does he?'
'offically but it'd be about 6 months before he even gets to it.'
'still beats sakazuki.'
'youre all doing it wrong. you need to get sandy, you know her she works down the bay, to submit the form. she's been filing our group's claims for years now, sakazuki can't even get close to her now.'
'you mean, she can dodge the dog's lava. thats skill.'
'yeah. someone remember to put her on the board.'