HEFFLEY DIARIES

by skyatnight13

Greg isn't the only one with a diary. Susan, Frank, Manny and Rodrick have one too! Except Manny's to young to write, Rodrick probably doesn't know how to, and we already see Greg's diary. So it's only Susan and Frank's diary.

1. Chapter 1

Happy reading!

PS. I usually tend to write short chapters. You have been warned.

Frank:

I'm not happy today. My boss Peter Johnson gave me more work to do once I got home, and I could tell he was expecting me to work as I was driving home. Susan wasn't happy when she learnt I have extra work, either. She was expecting me to spend time with the boys tonight and I have to work on my civil war battlefield. Something embarrassing happened at work too. I was in the middle of my meeting when Susan called. I didn't even notice I had the phone on the speaker function. Susan just called to say three things:

1. Manny remembered all the lyrics to 'Itsy Bitsy Spider'

2. Manny also remembered to wash his hands after using the bathroom

3. Greg got an A on his test about classic nursery rhymes. I don't remember learning that when I was in his grade. Besides, it's all down to Manny's TV time.

Now every single one of my clients know that up until now, my son did not wash his hands after his kidneys and large intestine were put to work. #*& . Darn. Drat. Then, another bad thing happened. The head mistook as Frank the SWEEPER instead of Frank the Civilized office worker. So utterly EMBARRISSING! Life is hard. I'm writing this from the bathroom and Susan thinks I'm taking a shower. Pooped.

Sensitivity: Internal & Restricted