Ghirahim's cooking adventure
Legend of Zelda
Pairings: None
Warning: Organs being cut and eaten, crack, extreme violence
Disclaimer: I don't own The Legend of Zelda.
Chapter count: 1/?
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"Hello and welcome to Ghirahim's cooking adventure! Today we will be dissecting and cooking Koroks from Breath of the Wild!" A narrator saids.
There is applause from the crowd.
"And now here is your host, Ghirahim from Skyward Sword!"
Ghirahim steps out and bows to the audience.
"Today, we will be making stuffed liver with a side of ribs."
"First, you have to cut off the head of the Korok." There was a scream and the head fell off cleanly.
"Take the head and leave it on the side. It does unnerve all those pesky Heroes. Next slice across the ribs and peel off the tissue and flesh." The tissue and flesh is on the side of the board.
"Remove the ribs with the lungs still inside and pull... out the liver." The ribs and liver are on the board, dripping blood.
"Next, grab the seasonings. For this I recommend Moblin Horn and guts. Make sure you chop them up nice and small and rub them on the ribs. For the liver, grab some nice ground up lynel horn and hoofs.
Stuff the liver with it and seal it tightly. Put the liver in the oven for an hour and the ribs outside in a volcano."
*One hour later*
"Let's pull out the liver and the ribs." A nice meaty smell now emits from the volcano.
"Next, just serve and enjoy. Note, this meal isn't meant to be enjoyed by Hylians."
"That looks good, doesn't it folks?" The narrator saids.
"See you next week, everyone!" And with that the show is over.