'Ugh where am I...' I said waking up, as I looked around I realised I'm in some kind of white room and began to panic because I'm not supposed to be here. The last thing I remember was going to sleep in my living room. 'Did I get kidnapped by the cia or something' then I slap my self in the face' what kind of stupid thought is this why would the cia kidnap a nobody like'.
Suddenly i stopped panicking for some reason and started to think clearly and realised i was completely naked and my disgusted body was at full display' ugh my insecurity are coming out again' before i could finish debating with my insecure self some kind of transparent screen showed and it started for second before calming down again for some unknown reason.
[welcome variant SB235057] the screen displayed.
I was speechless for a few seconds before asking what the screen was and what the random letters ment.
"What are you and where is this and what do you mean by that"
[I'm the collective consciousness of the omniverse you can call me Azathoth and this place is outside of the omniverse and the serial number is ment to represent variants of you from different alternate universes]
"Does that mean there is "other mes' in other alternate universes?...wait there is OTHER UNIVERSES AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AZATHOTH AS IN LOVECRAFT AZATHOTH" and before i ask any of the endless questions going inside my mind I was forcefully calmed down.
[ No i'm not that azathoth just took his name as nickname because of our similarities and yes other universes do exist even "fictional" ones and as there being other yous' well most of them never make it past freshman year in highschool and the ones who make ended up in mental hospitals you're one of 5 who are sane] azathoth said.
I was speechless..I mean yes i was kind of depressed in freshman year and had a lot of suicidal tendencies and was put in a medical center for a couple of days but i eventually got over it and just accepted the fact that not everything is gonna be the way i want it to be. I never expect it to be this bad 'guess i was lucky huh' i nervously thought .
"Damn i never thought it would be this bad, but can you tell me why i'm here" i was weirdly calm for someone in this situation.
[I want you to take my place and be the next azathoth]
"Why me, out of all the people in the omniverse why me and why do you want me to be in your place? Don't tell you're bored or something"i had a lot of questions and only one mouth to ask.
[I just picked you randomly and yes I'm bored. I've been doing this job for a number of years your human mind can't comprehend and I'm omnipotent and omniscient and omnipresent and want to just vanish. so will you be my successor?] azathoth asked.
"How about No" I said 'i don't want this kind of job i cant even stay in one place without the need to do something and he wants me to be the consciousness of the whole omniverse and why is he even asking me if he knows what i'm gonna say' i thought
[well the reason i'm asking you is because why not and yes i can read your mind and since you're not willing to how about an offer you, can go to any world you want (you always day dream of that) and have as many adventures as you want till you're finally bored of it, then you can become my successor how about that] azathoth offered.
I was actually tempted by his offer but then I remembered my family " what about my family what gonna happen to them?" I asked
[Well I know you don't want them to miss you especially your mom so how about I erase your existence from their mind and make your father's business successful and make them have good luck till they die] said azathoth.
That's actually a good offer so i accepted it "deal" i said.
[well then since you agreed i will send you to "two distant strangers" as the protagonist since that was the last movie you watched. Well Good-]I didn't let him finish that. "Wait wait WAIT..just like that, no wishes , no cheat code? And also i don't wanna go there.I don't want my black ass dying every day" i said as fast as i can
[ calm down i was just joking and about the cheats i can give cheats but you need to pay for that] azathoth said while giving me a huge grin.( A/N: i don't even know where that came from. it just a screen)
*Gulp* "Pay how exactly?" I asked with sweat because of how scary his grin on the screen was.
[well nothing that serious and you'll thank me for it. Just gonna take things you hate like your name and memories of you from when you were 10-13. You know all the things you wish you could forget] azathoth said.
*sigh* 'that not big of a deal and it's actually beneficial to me i don't know how is this a payment' i thought before agreeing " okay then what kind of cheat I can get?" i asked
[well you choose three from this list] as he said that a lot of cheats and abilities appeared on the screen.
{ strength(superboy prime for example)
immortality
magic
invulnerability
psionics….}
As I clicked on each one of them and read their description I became more shocked. These powers are the OPst shit I've ever seen.
"Aren't this too OP and what the difference between absolute immortality and invulnerability aren't they the same thing" I asked
[meh who cares as long as you're happy with them and about the second question yes they're kind of the same but I just put them there cuz why not].
and when said i couldn't help but facepalm myself 'is this really what a being with three Os should act like' i thought.
[when you're like me and can whatever you want why should you act a certain way]
'Dammit i forgot he could read my mind' i thought " whatever I pick these three" i said and marked 1,4,5 on the screen. [okay then what world you wanna go to first?]
"I wanna go to…"