Me: ok, Phil, Cate told me that you wrote a song
Phil: yep, I had it inside me since last night
Me: ok, let's hear it
Phil: got it
(Phil started to play the song, i didn't know what he was playing)
Me: can you speed this up a bit
Phil: why
Me: I wanna say something
(He played the song faster, and the song was firework by Katy Perry)
Me: that sounds very similar to firework
Phil: what
Me: firework, Katy Perry
Phil: does it though, does it sound similar
(He stopped playing the song)
Phil: oh yes, I see
Me: very similar
Phil: I was excited about that one, I had a title for it and everything
Me: what did you name it
Phil: firecracker
Me: Phil
Phil: I know
Me: do you have anything else
Phil: I actually did write another one
Me: ok
(Phil played another song, it took me 20 seconds to realize what he was playing, but I couldn't figure it out)
Me: can you slow this one down
(Phil played it slowly, and the song was sad song by we the kings)
Me: ok, that is definitely sad song
Phil: no it isn't
Me: what are you gonna call that one, depressing music?
Phil: I was actually gonna call it heartbreaking melody
Me: Phil, you can't keep writing songs that already exist
Phil: I'm not doing it on purpose, Maybe I should do some electronic music
(He then played one more time by daft punk, it took me 10 seconds to realize it)
Me: that's one more time
(Phil slammed his hands on the piano at that comment)
Phil: you know what, I'm gonna turn the instrument into guitar and I'm gonna transpose it up a little so I don't know what key we're in, this is no way gonna match any song that's ever been written
(Phil played master of the seas, it only took me 12 seconds to realize)
Me: are you playing master of the seas from ice age
Phil: no
Me: I'm not dumb, I heard it before
(He stopped playing in defeat)
Phil: oh man, I was gonna call that one leader of the oceans
Me: yep, real original
(He changed the instrument back into piano and played real American)
Me: play anything else
(He pressed a random key and played born to die by Kelly Clarkson, and I got annoyed)
Me: I have to go to the techno trolls
Phil: wait
Me: what
Phil: I know I have something inside me, I can feel it
Me: ok, but if the next thing you play, is an internationally known song, we're gonna stop taking lessons, that's what we're gonna do
Phil: it won't be because you get to pick the next key
Me: ok, but you have one shot, ok
Phil: give me a key
Me: e major
Phil: e major, so I'm gonna import it and add some music, and give it some bounce
(He proceeded to play all I do is win by dj Khalid)
Me: Phil, stop
Phil: can this already be a song? Can it?
Me: you know exactly what you're doing
Phil: I can't stop, when I play, I can't stop
Me: I'm out
(I opened up a portal and went in)
Phil: wait
(But the portal closed)
Phil: shit