Author Note: I just finish Ape Escape 1, 2, 3, and Pumped and Primed and I sad to say that this might be the last game of the series I could play. I know there more but the rest of the games are either games that are hard to find or are in Japanese (with no English subtitle) So to honor this franchise I using every ounce of knowledge I know for this story.
Disclaimer: I don't own Ape Escape.
Walking on the sidewalk was a twelve-year-old boy with pale skin, blue eyes, and very spiked red hair with a few blond bangs and strands going through the center. He wears a white hoodie with a zipper down the center, red pockets and inside coloring on the sleeves, light blue jeans, and white and black shoes. That kid was Spike and alongside him was his cousin Jimmy and his pet monkey Pipotchi (you know the protagonists of Ape Escape 2). As they were walking back from finishing lunch Spike just stare at Pipotchi's helmet and thought about a very interesting question.
Spike: Hey Jimmy, I was wondering about something.
Jimmy: What is it, Spike.
Spike: Well Pipotchi is wearing a Peak Point Helmet correct?
Jimmy: That's right.
Spike: But he's not acting up as the other monkeys. Why is that?
Jimmy: That's because...because...um...
Jimmy thought really hard about the reason why his pet monkey is well behaved but he couldn't think of a reason why.
Jimmy: To be honest I have no idea why Pipotchi doesn't act up like others, nor do I ever even ask why. Pipotchi do you know why you act the way you do?
Pipotchi thinks about it but quickly shakes his head no.
Jimmy: Maybe the Professor knows why Pipotchi isn't like the others. He was the one who builds the helmet.
Spike: Great idea, but we have you forgot that the Professor and Natalie are on vacation in Hawaii. They won't be in the labs for days.
Jimmy: True, that means we have to wait for them to return.
The two cousins and the monkey look at each other as they thought that they might have to do that but a light bulb appears over Spike's head.
Spike: However we do know one other person who just as smart as the Professor to answer our question.
Jimmy: Really? Who would that be?
The three of them suddenly were in front of a house as Spike knocks on the door. When the door open greeting the two was a twenty-nine-year-old woman with red hair and green eyes. She wears a white sweater with yellow sleeves, blue pants, brown gloves, and black shoes. She was the intelligent scientist Aki (you know Kei and Yumi's aunt from Ape Escape 3).
Aki: Oh my, Spike, Jimmy, and Pipotchi? What are you two doing here?
Jimmy: Hello Aki. Sorry to bother you but we have a question we like to ask you.
Spike: You see Pipotchi is wearing a Peak Point Helmet kind of like the ones the other monkeys wear. But for some reason he behaves well and doesn't act like...you know a monkey.
Jimmy: We heard from the Professor that you help work on the prototype for the Peak Point Helmet so we want to know if you know why Pipotchi is well-behaved?
Aki: I don't know myself why don't you ask the Professor?
Spike: Well he on vacation and you're the only other professor that we know.
Jimmy: Please.
The boys gave Aki puppy dogs eyes which remind Aki of when her niece and nephew do that trick on her. Regardless she just giggles a little bit and invited the boys inside.
Aki: Alright come on in.
Spike & Jimmy: Thank you very much.
As the two went inside they saw a sofa, a tv, a lamp,...a huge monitor, and some machinery. Spike and Jimmy question about the last two things they saw but they soon notice that they were the only ones here.
Jimmy: Where are Kei and Yumi?
Aki: Well Yumi is at a studio for another song she making while Kei is at a soccer game. Now, if you don't mind could you hand over Pipotchi for a moment.
Jimmy: Um, sure.
Jimmy hands over the tiny monkey to the female inventor as she carries him to a room. Spike and Jimmy question why she sending Pipotchi to a room so they follow her that leave them to go downstairs. Once they walk down all those steps, what they saw shocked them.
Spike: This lab is huge.
Aki: You boys think that the equipment and machine in the den is my lab?
Jimmy: To be fair I thought that your den was your lab.
As Spike laughs as he was thinking the same thing Aki then grabs a spray can that was near her lab equipment and spray it in Pipotchi's face that causes him to coughs a lot.
Jimmy: What are you doing to him?
Aki: Just helping him fall asleep by giving him a little bit of an incapacitating agent. Also known as knockout gas.
When she was done spraying Pipotchi, he looks sleepy and in no less than five seconds the monkey was sound asleep.
Aki: That way we don't have to worry about little Pipotchi causing a ruckus once I take his helmet off. You know if he does revert back to a normal monkey.
Jimmy: Nice thinking.
Aki: Oh, I left my magnifying glass upstairs. I can't study the helmet without it.
As the three of them walk back upstairs Aki picks up the magnifying glass that was next to the television.
Spike: So I heard from Natalie that you aid Kei and Yumi when monkeys took over for the third time.
Aki: That's right, I invented the Morph Gear to help them.
Spike: The Morph Gear?
Aki pulls out a small, white, octagonal-shaped device with a green crystalline plate embedded in the center. She then places the device around her wrist.
Aki: Since the Professor along with you two were affected by Specter's plan, I build this little device to help to catch the monkeys that were running around the world.
Spike: How does it work?
Aki: The Morph Gear allows the wearer to transform into several forms with their own different abilities and capturing styles. That way they know how to approach a difficult monkey.
Jimmy: I didn't know you also experimenting with monkeys.
Aki: But I'm not doing anything that relates to monkeys?
Spike: Then what about that one over there?
Aki and Jimmy look toward where Spike pointed at as a monkey was looking around wondering where it was. However, upon further expectation, Spike and Jimmy look at the monkey and notice that it was wearing a Monkey Helmet which caught their attention.
Spike: Hold on is that a Monkey Helmet? That means it one of the monkeys that were in the paradise room.
The monkey just started pretending he was King Kong by pounding on his chest. In short, it was having the time of its life.
Spike:How did a monkey escape?
Jimmy: Wasn't Casi in charge of watching all those monkeys while the Professor and Natalie were on vacation?
Spike: She was until he decides to bring her along.
Jimmy: Let just catch it so Aki can continue with her research.
Spike and Jimmy pull out their Monkey Net and about to capture that ape. However, another one appears and the monkeys begin communicating with each other.
Jimmy: You joking! There two of them?
Spike: Seriously what is did the Professor use to keep all of those monkeys from leaving.
Two days ago, back at the Professor's lab, the Professor, Natalie, and Casi were all wearing vacation clothes as they were about to leave. Spike and his best friend Jake were loading up the last bit of luggage as when it was loaded in the vehicle, Spike had the sudden urge to use the bathroom.
Professor: Spike can I talk to you for a moment.
Spike: Could you tell all of this Jake, I need to use the bathroom.
Professor: But Spike...
Spike ran as fast as he can to the nearest bathroom as the Professor just sigh as he went to Jake who was listening to very loud music in his ears.
Professor: Jake. I want you and Spike to sure that those monkeys don't escape the paradise room. We don't want another Specter incident again.
Somewhere on a tropical island, the evil genius monkey himself was relaxing on drinking a tropical smoothie laying in a lounge chair. For an unknown reason, he got up and look around as he takes off his sunglasses.
Specter: I got the strangest feeling that someone was talking about me?
Ok back to the Professor's lab.
Professor: Do you understand?
Only hearing bits and pieces of what the Professor was saying he gave him a thumb up and nod his head.
Jake: Yes, Professor I hear you loud and clear.
Professor: Great. Here the keys and remember to lock up when you boys leave ok.
Jake just nods his head and grabs the key from the Professor's hands. The Professor started to enter the van as Spike got out of the bathroom the moment they were about to leave.
Professor: Alright we are off then.
Natalie: Bye guys.
Casi: Goodbye friends.
Spike & Jake: Bye.
As the Professor and his assistants drove off Spike and Jake went to the big computer and started to play a game.
Spike: Hey Jake, what did the Professor tell you?
Jake: I think he says he wanted us to clean the lab while he was gone.
Spike: But the lab look clean already. Why do we need to clean it?
Jake: I don't know?
Just then the game suddenly pauses as a notification pop up on the screen. The reason why was because Helga was calling Spike (kind of like when you watch a video on YouTube but the video stop because your boss calling you).
Jake: Hey look your girlfriend is calling.
Spike: Oh shut up.
Jake: I bet she wants to go on a date with you?
As Jake makes kissy noises Spike blushes and just pushes him out of his chair. Calming down he answers the call while Jake gets back in his seat.
Helga: Hey Spike. And Jake here too. Perfect timing.
Spike: Oh hello Helga, what's up.
Helga: You guys want to go to the virtual world? They just released a brand new minigame today.
Spike: A brand new...
Jake: Minigame...
The boys look at each other as the two of them were thinking the same thing.
Spike: We be there in eight minutes.
Helga: Ok see you guys there.
As Helga ended the call, Spike and Jake look at each other again but this time with a competitive look on their face.
Jake: Last ones there have to pay for lunch on Sunday.
Spike: You're on.
As the two boys left the lab a monkey wander around as he walks into the room and another until a herd of them look outside as Jake forgot to close the door. Now back in the present Spike couldn't think of how those monkeys got here.
Spike: How they got here is a mystery to me.
Aki: I don't want to alarm you boys but those little guys have been staring at you two for quite a while now.
The kids then look at the monkeys with a blank stare before those primates started to grin. The first monkey ran outside and headed toward the town nearby. The second monkey however opens the door inside the house jump down the stairs.
Aki: That monkey is going to the lab, where I make all my inventions are at.
Spike: Not only that but Pipotchi is down there too.
Jimmy: Spike, I'll go after the one that is heading toward town.
Spike: And leave this one to me.
Jimmy then ran out of the building hoping to catch the monkey. Spike and Aki went after the monkey inside the house. As they walk downstairs they saw Aki's lab that was full of chemicals, machinery, and gadgets. As for where the monkey was it was standing in front of the humans who for some reason holding a tree branch with a big leaf connected at the end.
Spike: What's is it doing?
Aki: I think that monkey pretending to be you, Spike.
The monkey started to run in place as it was moving the same way Spike does when he trying to catch a monkey. As the monkey fell on its back it started to laugh pointing at Spike as he just got made.
Spike: You won't be laughing for long!
As the monkey begins to climb the sleeves Spike then grabs his Monkey Net and begins to chase after it. The boy quickly notices how many different bottles are on the shelves and tried to find a place he could climb safely.
Aki: Be careful up there Spike. There some dangerous chemicals that would lead to unknown consequences.
Spike: Don't worry I will be careful.
Once he found a non-messy place to climb, Spike was true to his word as he was extremely careful not to knock any bottles off the shelves but that wasn't the same for the monkey. That primate just knocks over every bottle it touches. Luckily Aki was catching every bottle before it hit the ground.
Spike: Man, this guy is knocking every just to be a nuisance.
As Spike looks to the left he saw another shelf that the monkey was heading toward, which gave him an idea. Pulling out his sky flyer Spike leaps in the air and float slowly across the shelf catching the monkey off guard.
Spike then pull out his Monkey Net as was about to catch it but the monkey pulls out a ray gun and shot beams of hearts at him.
Spike: Ok, that's new. But that weird beam won't stop me
The boy quickly dodges the beam as the monkey was finally caught in the Monkey Net.
Spike: Gottcha!
Once the monkey was in the net it was sent to the paradise room where it would be safe (don't worry Jake went back and close all the doors before locking up the place). The bad news is that just before Spike can catch that ape the primate drop the ray gun and knocking down some chemical that was about to fall on Pipotchi.
Spike: Oh no you don't.
Using his Monkey Net, Spike jumps in the air and uses his net to catch every single bottle that was about to land on the baby monkey. After that, he pulls out the Sky Flyer and floated safely on the ground without waking up his little friend.
Aki: Phew that was a close one.
Spike: Don't worry I put all the chemicals back on the shelf for you.
Just as things seem hunky-dory the ray gun hit the ground and it causes a malfunction due to the damage it took. The raygun shot hearts at Aki but she didn't even have time to react. The inventor was hit by twenty-seven heart projectiles. Upon getting hit multiple times Spike climb down the selves went toward the woman to see if she was hurt.
Spike: Miss. Aki are you ok?
Aki: Never...better...
In reality, she wasn't ok because all she saw was three Spikes as she was in a delusional state. Eventually, she passes out and Spike didn't have time to catch her. Spike worry about Aki he also remembers that they were not the only ones in the room. When he went to the lab table he checks on Pipotchi who was still sound asleep.
Spike: At least you are ok Pipotchi.
As Spike his attention back to Aki he was curious about what kind of beam hit her. Not only was it the first time he sees this kind of thing but it also seems like Aki wasn't hurt at all. So using one of those floating video phones he made a quick call to his cousin and Aki's niblings Kei and Yumi.
Jimmy: Oh hey Spike.
Spike looks at everyone's screen and notices that monkeys were running rampage behind his friends.
Kei: We did but monkeys started to appear and ruin everything.
Yumi: Next thing we knew we met up with Jimmy and now we capturing monkeys together.
Spike: Well...I call you guys because I encounter a problem.
Jimmy: What do you mean?
Spike: So I encounter a monkey that shoots beams of hearts from a strange-looking gun. Do you guys have any idea what it is?
Kei: Specter calls it the, "Ooh Ah" gun. But we just sum it as the heart cannon.
Spike looked back at the weapon the monkey use, but it didn't look like it was a cannon?
Spike: Maybe you guys should change the name of that weapon? But what does it do?
Yumi: It makes anyone who hit get hit by it be in love with the monkey.
Spike: Eww!
Yumi: Don't worry it's only for a few seconds.
Spike: That's good. Luckily I already capture the monkey but what happens if someone got hit with twenty-seven hearts?
Kei: Twenty-seven?
Jimmy: Uh, Spike the heart cannon only shoot three hearts.
Spike: You sure?
Jimmy, Kei, & Yumi: Yes.
Spike looked over at Aki who was still lying on the floor unconscious.
Spike: But hypothetically happens if more than three hearts enter a person's body?
Kei: Hard to say since that situation never occurred before.
Yumi: Why are you asking about that anyway?
Spike: Ok, I not going to hide it from you guys. The reason asking all about this is because a heart cannon shot twenty-seven hearts at Aki that causes her to faint.
Kei & Yumi: What!
Spike suddenly hears some noises and turns around. He saw that the inventor was beginning to wake up and sigh with relief.
Spike: Good news she waking up. I make sure she alright before joining in with you guys.
Kei: Ok, call if things change.
The boy ends the call while the scientist slowly got off the floor. When Spike saw her he rushes over to Aki and helps her get on her feet.
Spike: Aki thank goodness you ok.
When Aki looks at Spike's face, heart symbols were floating around her head. She put one of hand on Spike's cheek as she had a love-struck expression which scares the boy.
Aki: Spike, there something different about you.
Spike: What do you mean?
The scientist reach for the boy's arm and was touching his muscles.
Aki: And Spike, you muscle look very big. Have you been working out?
Spike: What?
She then put her hands on Spike's chest and begin affectionately moving her hands.
Aki: And you didn't tell me you have an eight-pack.
Spike: What are you talking about? Something is definitely wrong with you Aki.
Aki: Nothing wrong Spike, I just see you differently today.
Spike wasn't sure what Aki was talking about but in her eyes, all she saw was something very strange. In Aki's eyes, all she saw was a handsome strong man with spikey hair and beautiful abs. The hairstyle reminds her of Spike but other than that it.
Aki: The other days you just a kid my nephew would talk to but today you're are my princes.
Aki leans in and when her lips pressed against Spike's mouth, the boy's eyes became wide. His whole body froze as this was his first kiss but it wasn't around his own age. When Spike was release from the kiss he sinks to the floor and Aki was giggling.
Aki: Was that your first kiss? That was my first kiss too.
Spike: (What is going on!? Rubbing my arms, feeling my chest, stealing my first kiss! There no way she did those things to me on purpose so what could be the cause).
Thinking to himself Spike wasn't sure why Aki did all those things to him he then looks at the raygun and instantly realizes why Aki the way she is now.
Spike: (The love cannon of course. That why she doing weird things to me. But how do I handle this? I mean I have fought monkeys, robots, computer programs, and aliens. But how can I deal with an older woman who fell in love with me due to a beam?)
Suddenly he heard a sound of a zipper being unzip. He looks down below and saw that Aki was unzipping his jeans and Spike just move back quickly.
Spike: What are you doing!?
Aki: I was about to give you a blowjob.
Spike: What's a blow?
Aki went toward Spike's ear and whisper the answer to him. When she told him the boy's face turn red and she kissed him on the ear.
Spike: Nope! That's ok! I am good!
Aki: You sure?
Aki walks toward Spike with confidence and having a seducing look on her face, while Spike himself backs away from her with shyness and embarrassment.
Spike: You know what...I need...u-use the...bathroom. That's right! I need to use your bathroom!
Spike quickly grab the phone and ran upstairs as fast as he can leaving Aki, with a surprised expression. She then got upset as she was pouting and crossing her arms.
Aki: Trying to hide for me? Shy men are always easy to catch.
Aki then presses a button underneath the table Pipotchi was laying on that cause a strange noise. Suddenly every window and door that leads to the outside was seal with an iron gate. She then put her fingers on the Morph Gear she was wearing and begin to glow. Meanwhile, Spike was actually in the bathroom talking to Jimmy, Kei, and Yumi using a video phone.
Spike: Guys I need your help!
Kei: What is it more monkey?
Spike: No it's Aki!
Everyone look confuses as they didn't quite understand what Spike meant.
Jimmy: I don't get it?
Spike: Well remember when I told her about getting hit by the heart cannon.
Yumi: Yeeaaahhh.
Spike: Well she did fall in love, but not with a monkey.
The three kids start to understand what Spike meant was they begin to worry a little bit.
Kei: Well she probably just going to hug, so it can't be that bad?
Spike: Within the last ten minutes she kisses me on the mouth and was trying to unzip my pants!
Jimmy made a shocked face as he couldn't believe it, Yumi screams in horror as she can't believe it, and as for Kei...he muted himself as I pretty sure he was cursing.
Jimmy: Ok everyone let not all panic.
Kei: Easy for you to say! It, not your aunt that trying to make love to a kid around my age!
Jimmy: But that kid your aunt has going gaga over is my cousin!
Yumi: ENOUGH!
Jimmy and Kei stop yelling at each other as everyone's attention were on Yumi.
Yumi: After Aunt Aki did...all of those things that disgust me what happens after that.
Spike: Well I hid in the bathroom and lock myself in hoping that she can't get me.
Kei: Just stay in there, we coming your way.
Suddenly a monkey was on top of Kei's head and jump off laughing at the boy. He stomps his feet and pulls out a Monkey Net while looking at the ape.
Kei: At soon as we take care of all those monkeys.
As the call ended Spike just sit quickly in the bathroom waiting for his friends to come to recuse him but just as he was something unexpected happen. He suddenly hears a gunshot and saw something that almost hit him. He quickly turns to see what it was and saw he almost got hit by a bullet.
Spike: What the!
Stepping up and backing away from the bullet he heard another gunshot. This causes another bullet to almost hit him again this time near the arm. Spike quickly moves to a spot so that his body won't behind in the door. Soon another bullet went through the door, and another one until a bunch of bullets went through the door. Eventually, when the shooting stop the door fell, and walking inside the room was Aki was wearing a white tank top with lavender lining and a flower in the center, along with a pair of denim shorts, yellow gloves with white and orange accents, and blue shoes with flowers at the toe. She also has a pair of American-style chaps, a blue neckerchief, a golden yellow double holster around her hips, and a yellow cowboy hat.
Spike: When did you have a gun, and change clothes so quickly?
Aki: Did you forget what I told you today.
Spike tried to remember and when he did he instantly look at Aki's wrist.
Spike: The Morph Gear!
Aki: That's right, so long I wearing the device I can transform in six and a half different forms use their abilities to catch you.
Spike: This is bad! Hold on, did you say six and a half?
Aki: Technailly there seven forms but one of them isn't that useful to anyone who isn't a monkey.
She then pointed a rifle at Spike and he was surprised about what she was going to do.
Aki: Now don't move or else.
Spike: You're going to kill me?
Aki: What no! I was going to use this net shot to hold you down if you move.
Spike: What about the bullets you shot earlier?
Aki: Oh those are rubber bullets. Getting hit by one may sting but they won't kill you. Now stay still so it will all be over.
Aki walks slowly toward Spike as he didn't know what to do. He looks down a saw that the restroom hand soap was on the floor. The boy just quickly pushes the soap using his feet and causes Aki to step on the soap which causes her to lose her balance and slide to the room behind her. Spike quickly close the door and push the sofa, some books, and anything he could carry to barricade the door.
Spike: Sorry Aki this is for your own good.
The boy head to the front door notice that it was seal by an iron gate for some reason. He also tried to go exit from the window but was also sealed. Even the chimney was blocked for some reason.
Spike: Aki probably locks this place down which explains the noise I heard earlier. Man, it just like when the Professor lock his lab down on his birthday when everyone got food poisoning for Natalie's cooking.
Suddenly Spike heard a pound against the door. When he suddenly turns his head he saw that it was coming from the room that he barricade Aki in. As he back up the door begin to pound a lot more before it fell to the floor. Aki change clothes again as she was wearing a yellow qipao with floral print and a yin-yang sign in the center of the chest. She also wears a pair of tight white leggings with yellow accents, white flats, and a pair of yellow arm sleeves with white lining. Not only was Aki wearing gold earrings, but her hair change as it was now tied into a ponytail. She was holding two golden shields with red and pink tufts hanging on them.
Spike: If I had to choose between this and Natalie's cooking, surprisingly this is better.
Aki: Do you really think locking me in my own bedroom will stop me.
Spike: I was kind of hoping it will.
Aki then jumps up in the air and punches the monitor. Seeing how powerful this form is Spike pull out two Stun Clubs and got into a defense position.
Spike: Ok, I tried my best not to use my gadgets but see how strong you are now, I guess I have to fight back.
As Aki jumps toward him Spike blocks her punch using the Stun Clubs. Punch after punch Spike defends himself against Aki using all the skill he had throughout his adventures. For the attack she throws at him, Spike could block it, however over time, Aki's shields were more powerful than the Stun Club.
Aki: What's wrong can't keep up. Then I guess I make my punches even faster.
Aki decides to throw her punches a lot faster as Spike couldn't keep it up with her pace. Sadly he lost his guard and Aki knock the clubs from his hands. As Spike begins to panic Aki started to charge at him while Spike was trying to pull out another gadget.
Aki: And now you're mine.
Spike: Where is it...where is it... Found it!
At the last moment, Spike pulls out the Magic Punch and delivers a powerful punch to Aki's shields. While the inventor wasn't harmed her weapons begin to break and she reverted back to her normal self. Spike drops his gadget and begins to take deep breaths as he was out of breath.
Spike: I could...do this...all day...
After hearing that Aki just begins to think that by some little chance maybe he's right. She then snaps her fingers and begins to change again as she was surrounded by a bright light.
Spike: What's she going to turn into now? An assassin, a ninja, a knight?
When the bright light disappeared, Aki was now wearing a pink vest with gold detailing, puffy pair of white pants with indigo clothes tied to a gold belt around the top. She was also wearing white sandals with gold straps and ankle, a gold bangle bracelet, gold bangles below the shoulder, a gold choker, and a pair of gold earrings. Lastly, she was wearing a small white pointed capt with white and gold accents and multiple blue gems.
Spike:...A belly dance?
Aki then pull out a pair of blue maracas with a face on them and started to shake them around.
Spike: What are you doing? Trying to get my attention by doing a maracas dance.
Aki: Don't be silly, I trying to distract you.
Spike: Distract me? From what?
Suddenly summons a green wide genie that started to dance around. Spike didn't know what going on by to his surprise he was starting to dance too. As the boy could stop dancing he notice that Aki was moving closer to him and could move an inch of his own will. When Aki was side by side with Spike she gave him a cute little wink.
Aki: Gottcha!
Aki jumps and tackles Spike sending both of them to the floor and the genie that was dancing suddenly disappear. After Spike realizes that he was pinned down by Aki she begins to kiss him multiple times against his own will. As she was kissing Spike all over Spike tried to reach for his Stun Club to tried and knock Aki out but the moment he picks it up the club hit something that he wishes it shouldn't have. I'm not going to tell you what it is but let just say it was around Aki's legs.
Aki: You really are a naughty boy aren't you Spike?
Spike didn't know what the inventor was talking about but he soon gets the idea as Aki took off his pants and underwear. With his bottom gone the boy tried to crawl away but made no progress as Aki grab one of his legs as she begins to take off her clothes. With her fully undress she turn Spike over so he can look at her birthday suit as upon looking at it Spike's 'other rod' begin to rise up. Spike tried to move his feet but the only did he done was knocking down a book.
Aki: Becareful you have almost gotten hurt. What's this?
Aki was very interested in the book that was on the floor and start to look at it. Spike was curious about what stops her from raping him so he decides to take a peek at what was inside the book. He instantly regretted it as it was a picture of a woman moving up and down on top of a guy. Underneath the picture, it said one of the ten ways to have longer and better lovemaking. Spike blush as he turns at Aki was also looking at the picture. When she turned to face him she gave him a smile as a sign that everything would be ok. However, in reality, she inserts Spike's rod into her pussy and copies the pose that was in the book. Kissing, sucking on her breasts, injecting something gooey into Aki, Spike did things today that he would need therapy after this is done. Eventually, the boy's mind just stops working and just went with the flow. Hours later Yumi ran back to her aunt's house and when he got there Kei and Jimmy were at the front door waiting for him.
Yumi: I thought you guys will be inside already.
Jimmy: We tried but we can't open the door. We also tried going through the windows and the chimney but it was blocked by some iron gates.
Kei: This means Aunt Aki active the lockdown protocol in the house.
Jimmy: It likes the Professor's birthday all over again.
As Jimmy put his hand on the doorknob Kei put his hand on Jimmy's arm stopping him from entering the building.
Kei: Remember guys, be prepared for anything.
As the three of them nod their head Jimmy open the door (which was unlocked for some reason) and enter in the house first.
Jimmy: Hello? Spike? Aki? Are you guys ok? Woah!
Jimmy, Kei, and Yumi look around as the entire house look like a hurricane was inside the house. As they step inside they saw scratches to furniture, bullets holes in some family pictures, and some craters that look like it was caused by someone punching.
Jimmy: Unbelievable...
Yumi: What happened to our house?
Kei: Is it just me or does it seem like someone was using all the Morph Gear ability.
Yumi: Now that you said that, it kind of does?
Jimmy: Let just hope that my cousin and your aunt are ok.
Kei: The only thing that strange is all this white goo on the floor.
Yumi: Let's not mess with it until we know what it is.
As the kids continue to search around the house they saw Aki sleeping peacefully on the ground and it looks like nothing bad had happened to her. Her niece and nephew rush towards her as they check to see if their aunt was ok. When Aki opens her eyes she was surrounded by the three kids as she got off the floor and rubbing her eyes.
Kei: Aunt Aki!
Yumi: Are you ok?!
Aki: Oh hey kids. I just have the most wonderful dream about a handsome prince. He tried to run away from me but I know he was just playing hard to get. Once I got him we had the most enjoyable experience.
While the professor fantasizes about that moment the three kids shiver as they know that it probably not a dream.
Kei: I really glad I didn't touch that goo.
Aki: Funny thing is that it felt so real. I wonder why?
Kei: ...Yeah me too.
Jimmy: So if you're ok, then where is my cousin?
Spike: Right...here...
As Spike came entering the room everybody saw him cover in kiss marks as he tried to hide it by wearing a hoody. His jeans were also ripped and he was so out of breath he could hardly speak. Just as Spike was facing everyone he fell to the ground but was caught by Jimmy and Kei. Yumi didn't help because she was covering her eyes not to see the boy's condition.
Aki: Spike what happen to you? You look like you were attacked by a wild animal.
Spike: Don't...ask...
Hours later back in the basement, the kids wait silently as Aki finally finishes analyzing Pipotchi's helmet and puts it back on the monkey's head.
Aki: There, that should do it.
Pipotchi started to wake up as he was asleep the whole time. He looks around to see where he was but the moment he saw Jimmy he just of the lab table and fly toward his owner.
Jimmy: Pipotchi! I'm so happy to see you too!
Spike: So did you figure out why Pipotchi the way he is?
Aki: Well you see this helmet is the third prototype of the Peak Point Helmet.
Kei: The third?
Aki: That right the helmets the monkey normally wears increase the animal intelligence by 300%. However, the one Pipotchi wearing only improve his intelligence by only 100%.
Yumi: If that's the case why didn't you increase the intelligence?
Aki: This may be a theory but after the events of the monkeys causing mayhem around the world if the monkey gets too intelligent then monkeys will do things that humans won't even attempt to do. Making them a big threat to mankind.
Jimmy: I just happy Pipotchi the way he is now.
As everyone smiles and laughs, they heard a knock on the door and everyone turns to see who was at the door. When Aki opens the door it was the Professor with Natalie and Casi.
Professor: Hello everyone we're back.
Jimmy: Professor? Natalie? I thought you guys were still on vacation?
Professor: Well we were until a big storm hit and all the activities I had plan got canceled. So we decide to postpone our vacation and come straight back home.
Natalie: But don't worry guys, we got you all souvenirs from Hawaii.
The three dropped all the bags full of gifts when they saw the mess in Aki's house.
Professor: What in the world happen here?
Spike, Jimmy, Kei, & Yumi: Don't ask.
Jake: Hey guys!
Everyone looks behind the Professor as they saw Jake running toward the house. When they finally got there they took a deep breath as they seem like they were running for hours.
Spike: Jake? What are you doing here?
Jake: Well I wait for you and Jimmy at the arcade for hours so I decide to come to find you.
Jimmy: Oh right we were supposed to meet Jake there.
Jake: But as I was looking around, I saw monkeys making trouble around the mall.
Professor: Monkeys?
Casi: You didn't forget to tell these him to make sure monkeys didn't escape and to lock the doors up?
Natalie: Of course he did. My grandfather would never forget to do important things. I can't say the same about Spike and Jake.
Spike: Don't blame this on me! Jake told me all we need to do is clean the lab!
Every then turns to Jake as some were mad while some were just disappointed. Not wanting to see the looks people are giving him Jake try not to look anyone in the eyes.
Professor: Did you at least lock the front door?
Jake: Are you kidding me, I lock that door and all the other doors...yesterday.
Everyone got made a disappointed expression. Well everyone except for Natalie who came over to Jake a bop him right on the head. After that everyone decides to clean up Aki's house and repair every damage Aki cause when she was in...a phase. With due time the house was almost repair and Spike and almost everyone decides to take a break. While eating cookies and drinking tea Spike, unfortunately, gives a short explanation about what happens when he and Jimmy got to the house while leaving are the graphic details.
Professor: So Specter has weapons that can affect people's emotions. He really must be a genius to make something like that.
Kei: And yet he dumb enough to think splitting the Earth in half is a good idea.
Jake: Well at least everything is back to normal.
Spike: True that.
Spike relaxed in the chair he sitting on Pipotchi fly over to him as he had a worried expression on his face.
Spike: What is it Pipotchi?
Pipotchi flies around as he was looking for something or someone. He made noises like he was trying to talk, but no one can speak the ancient language of monkey.
Professor: Bet you that Pipotchi is looking for Jimmy.
Spike: Oh, I think he's with Casi in the lab cleaning up the mess.
Just then Aki stops drinking the tea she drinking and froze in silence. Everyone was curious why she not moving and begin to worry for her.
Kei: Aunt Aki? What's wrong?
Aki: Spike what happens to the heart cannon that the monkey drops?
Spike: Well it was damage so I left it...in the...lab!
Jimmy: HEEELLLP!
Everyone turns as they heard noises coming from the lab. Bursting through the door was Jimmy as he fell to the ground like his life depending on getting away. Spike and Pipotchi went to Jimmy to check to see if he's ok.
Jimmy: Somebody please stops her?!
Spike: Don't tell me...
Coming out of the same room was Casi had a love-struck expression on her face. She had heart symbols were floating around her head and was holding the raygun that was in the room.
Casi: Why are you running away Jimmy? All I just want is another kiss from you.
Jimmy: You kiss me about everywhere on my face! You kiss my cheeks, lips, and ears! What more can you want?
Casi: Well now, I want to give you a kiss down there.
As Casi pointed around Jimmy's lower area he got scared, got up from the floor, and grab Pipotchi. He slowly back away from Casi as she got closer to him.
Spike: This scene looks very familiar.
Kei: Great, now we have another love-crazed girl to deal with.
Yumi: Well, it could be a lot worst.
As Jimmy just ran out of the house Casi follow him but accidentally drop the heart cannon. The raygun broke but not before firing heart beams at Aki while she was looking at Spike. Spike freak out as Aki was giving the same facial expression as Casi.
Aki: My prince.
Spike: Not again!
Spike runs out of the house with Aki chasing out with everyone else got up to see two dust trails going in the opposite direction.
Jake: Yumi! Don't you know when you say things like that bad things always happen!
Yumi: Well I didn't know that! Nobody didn't tell me.
Kei: Come on guys let's go.
Natalie: After this, I wish I would still be in Hawaii.
Professor, Natalie, Jake, Kei, and Yumi went got of the house and split up to stop two girls from showering boys with nonstop affection. While Aki and Casi did return to normal everyone did become scared of the potential power of the heart cannon.
Author Note: I set some over the characters around three years older because I believe that time actually passes between Ape Escape 3 and Ape Escape: Million Monkeys.
