Izuku and Mirio's Totally Innocent and Educational Chat

by Brypops

Izuku and Mirio have bonded quite a bit, as heroes, over Eri, as students, and as Senpai and Kouhai. So it only makes sense that two people so close would hop online and have a little chat on a rare, free, lazy Sunday afternoon... About the people they've slept with. (Chatfic, Crack-ish, Izuku and Mirio are Fuckbois and bros Yuuyu x Neijre x Mirio Tsuyu x Ochako x Izuku)

Phantom_Menace has invited SmallMight to a Chat
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SmallMight has accepted

SmallMight: Hey Toogata-Senpai! What's going on?

Phantom_Menace: Nothing much problem child, what's up with you?

SmallMight:... I can tell you're smiling right now, behind that screen

Phantom_Menace: Ever watch Robocop? IK it's like 200 Hundred years old, but...

SmallMight: Oh yeah! It's so cool! But why?

Phantom_Menace: Alright, well: Where's your sense of humor!?

SmallMight: *Robotic voice* Right. Here. *Punch*

Phantom_Menace: *Knocked out*

Phantom_Menace: lol

SmallMight: lol. Okay, I forgive you.

Phantom_Menace: Great! So... How are Uravity and Froppy doing? Are they doing YOU perhaps?

SmallMight: No of course not! What's wrong with you, Senpai?!

Phantom_Menace: I was only teasing you. But with two girls you must get that a lot

SmallMight: Heh... A little bit, yeah. Mostly by my mom, All Might and Kaminari-Kun

Phantom_Menace: Yeah sorry about that.

Phantom_Menace: What about that one bully, Bakugo?

SmallMight: No, he doesn't tease me about that.

Phantom_Menace: You should really do something about him.

SmallMight: *Sighs* I know, but I found my own kind of way to get back at him.

Phantom_Menace: Really?

SmallMight: Yep. But I don't really want to get into it

SmallMight: But what about you? Aren't you dating Hado-Senpai and Haya-Senpai?

Phantom_Menace: Guilty as charged. I've counted at least 200 Thousand times I've been called a lucky bastard with a MILLION well on the way.

SmallMight:... Was that a Lemillion reference or a Star wars one?

Phantom_Menace: Is it too much to ask for both?

SmallMight: Senpai, you're the best.

Phantom_Menace shared an Image
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Phantom_Menace: SHITSHITSHIT IGNORE THAT

SmallMight: SENPAI WHAT THE HECK!?

*6 minutes later*

SmallMight: Okay... 1: What were you trying to send me and 2:Whose BARE ASS is on the screen?

Phantom_Menace: A pic of a dog smiling. and 2:... can you PLEASE keep a secret?

SmallMight: Of course, I've got your back, Senpai.

Phantom_Menace: Okay... Nejire and Yuuyu let me swing, their only rule is that I share pictures with them.

SmallMight: For real?

Phantom_Menace: Yep, thanks for understanding Izuku.

SmallMight:... Can I call you Mirio then?

Phantom_Menace: Oh sure. And look, I'm super sorry for that. I know that it's really awkward and I can leave if you'd like.

SmallMight: It's no problem, Mirio... So, who IS that?

Phantom_Menace: Funny story, really

SmallMight: Please do share.

Phanntom_Menace: Ever hear about Nejire's parents divorcing?

SmallMight: Bull. CRAP.

Phantom_Menace: Nope.

SmallMight: My clown radar is going off the charts.

Phantom_Menace: you wanna see another pic?

SmallMight: Jesus this is a rabbit hole... But sure!

Phantom_Menace: Alright, you horny broccoli boi

Phantom_Menace shared an image.
(It was a picture of an older woman, she had the same eyes as Nejire, but a bit smaller and less innocent. Se had shoulder-length light purple hair and a nice necklace on her neck. Most importantly, her bare, round, large-ish breasts were on full display and almost entirely glazed in cum. The amount of cum on her body seemed surreal and unnatural... except to Izuku.)

SmallMight: Woah (0-0)... Hey Mirio, can I show you something?

Phantom_Menace: Sure thing.

SmallMight shared an Image. It was a picture of an older, more mature, and closed eyes version of Uraraka. Her mother. She was laying on a bed and completely nude, reaching out to the camera for an embrace.

SmallMight: That thing you said about swinging? Ochako and Tsuyu let me do the same, same rules too!... I think they might be cuckqueans...

Phantom_Menace: Ah... So THAT'S where she gets her looks from.

Phantom_Menace: And before you say anything: I meant they're both cute.

SmallMight: I know right? Tsu even asked me to record a bit of it, if you'd like to see that is.

Phantom_Menace: Sounds fun! Lay it on me! But not the way you did to Uraraka's mom tho

SmallMight: Jesus I can't breathe!

SmallMight: XD

Phantom_Menace: *Bows*

SmallMight shared a Video.
(Ochako's mother was in Missionary. Her legs were up as his muscular thighs smacked against her plush and warm ones that rippled with each thrust along with her jiggling tits. The sounds of their combined moaning, grunting, fucking, and the slick noise of his cock pulling in and out of her wet and needy pussy was almost deafening.

"S-Say hi to your daughter, Mrs. Uraraka!" He demanded, slapping her ass.

"Oooh~! Ochako, t-thank you so much for letting me- Oh god! B-borrow your boyfriend!" She told the camera, giving a peace sign. "I-I'm going to cum again!" Then the video ended.)

Phantom_Menace:... Holy mother of god that was HOT. I didn't know you could take charge like that, Izuku!

SmallMight: Hehe, thanks Mirio.

Phantom_Menace: Thank you too Izuku! Tamaki never wants to talk about this kind of stuff with me.

Phantom_Menace: Hey, what do you think would count as talking behind his back?

SmallMight: Just not direct insults, I guess. Why?

Phantom_Menace: Ok: He has a serving of horsemeat and then squid... then gets in bed, if you know what I'm saying.

SmallMight: Huh?

SmallMight: ... oh

SmallMight: OH CRAP

Phantom_Menace: I think we've both watched enough hentai and fucked enough women to know where that's going.

SmallMight: Heh, I think so

Phantom_Menace (Admin) has changed SmallMight's name to StudMight

Phantom_Menace is now I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!

StudMight:... Nice play on your catchphrase, it's oddly fitting

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Thanks StudMight! But yes, yes I do. Tell me, what do you think of Bunny girls?

StudMight: You did NOT

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Listen, Nighteye brought me to tons of hero party shindigs or whatever. Met tons of girls ;)

StudMight: If it's who I think you're talking about, everything ears down of that woman kept me up at night if you know what I'm saying.

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Oh I get it, man.

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million! shared an Image.
(It was of the tan rabbit hero herself Miruko riding his cock, her hips were all the way down as a full AheGao expression was written over her face. He had his hand up and grasped her breast.)

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: One day we might be able to team up on her, y'know?

StudMight: Senpai please you're gonna make me cry.

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: It's what senpai's do. The cool ones, at least.

StudMight: I wanna be a cool senpai too.

StudMight: Hey, have you ever gotten calls back? Like, after a little bit they call and want to hook up again?

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Well, to be honest with you Izuku... I've got a bit of a 'quality' about me that MAKES them wanna come back if you know what I'm saying.

StudMight: Well, I can't imagine that it was your Quirk, as it didn't seem good for any kind of sex besides secret sex... Is it your size?

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Ding ding ding!

StudMight: Should we compare? Only if you're alright with that, though.

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: I mean, we've gone this far, haven't we?

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million! shared an Image.
(It was of his teammates Bubble girl laying flat on her back with Mirio's cock on her. But this was no ordinary cock. It was HUGE, the base was as wide as both her arms closed together, and it traveled from her thighs to between her breasts with an apple-sized tip. Bubble girl looked nervous and more fearful than anything)

StudMight: Bubble girl's bubble butt

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Double bubble booty. Your turn.

StudMight shared an Image.
(This time, it was Bubble girl in doggy-style with his cock traveling down her back, it was thicker than Mirio's elbow, with large straw-like veins. Based on the image, it was clear he was fully erect yet he looked about five or so inches smaller than Mirio but made up for it with surreal thickness.)

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: DAMN! Hey, wanna get her alone with the 2 of us?

StudMight: I'd be honored.

Phantom_Menace: HOLD IT! I just remembered something: you said you had 'your own way' at getting back at that Bakugo guy...

StudMight: Guilty as charged.

Phantom_Menace: 1: I haven't even presented the offense yet 2: How'd it happen?

StudMight:... Touche. And one day I tried confronting him at his house, but only his mom was there. And I told her what I was going to do and she sorta offered me a way to get back at him... And I told her that I wanted to fuck her, one thing led to another and...

StudMight shared an Image.
(The camera was in Izuku's hand and above them, Mitsuki was face first into a pillow while Izuku took her in Doggystyle)

StudMight: Speaking of family: Todoroki once had me meet his Mom and Sister. He's my friend, but they were so friendly, sweet, cute, and they kept thanking me for being his friend.

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: I understand how you feel, trust me

StudMight: Thanks. So, any interesting stories on your end?

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Well, this one time Mount lady and Sir teamed up, and later on me and her...

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million! shared an Image.
(Mount Lady was... well, mounted by Mirio in doggy-style, his long log-like cock spreading her tight ass.)

StudMight: (0 o 0)

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: She let me cum in her ass too.

StudMight: Aren't she and Midnight rivals? Who do you think is the better fuck?

StudMight shared an Image.
(He had pinned Midnight to the wall, the camera at their side. He bit down on her neck as he fucked her round and beautiful ass, his large and seemingly heavy balls smacking her thighs.)

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: I feel like Midnight would be a great Dom and Sub, Mount Lady is kind of a bratty sub: She just likes to act like she's got you, but melts REAL quick.

StudMight: Dang that's hot.

StudMight: Midnight's kinda the same. She coaxes me like she's about to take control, but only wants to wants you to take the reins... I guess.

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Good to know :)

StudMight: So... Mirio. Can I ask you something? It might be a bit too sensitive though.

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: What would that be?

StudMight: Do you have pictures of Nejire or Yuuyu?

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Oh yeah! But can I have something in return?

StudMight: Oh yeah, what is it?

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Tsuyu and Ochako are pretty cute, y'know.

StudMight:...

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Only a 2-year difference, remember?

StudMight: Hm? Oh sorry, I kinda drifted asleep bc it's getting a bit late. Same time?

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: On 3

StudMight shared an Image.
(It was of Tsuyu and Ochako sitting next to each other, their bare sides and thighs pressed together as they stared at the camera lustfully. Ochako was a bit 'fluffier' than Tsuyu with slightly bigger breasts while Tsu had more visible abs and thicker thighs)

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million! shared an Image.
(Nejire was laying down, looking back at the camera alongside her wet pussy and bare asshole as Yuuyu did the same, laying on top of Nejire's back. They both smiled brightly at the camera. They couldn't see much of their bodies, but Nejire had a bigger, rounder butt while Yuuyu's looked firmer and more athletic.)

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: I think I could die happy if I just walked into my dorm and either of these were waiting for me.

StudMight: I'll say... I wanna rest my head on Nejire's thighs like a pillow, to be honest.

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: I can confirm that that is indeed a VERY good idea. Tsuyu and Ochako look super cuddly. are they?

StudMight: Yeah, they LOVE to hug and cuddle after or during anything. Even walking they sometimes hug me from each side.

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Sounds great. Nejire's pretty much the same, but Yuuyu's more of a gentle Tsundere if anything.

StudMight: Ooooh, like Jirou.

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!:...

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: I should've predicted that you'd be fucking her as well.

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: You're probably fucking the entire 1st year of girls, aren't you?

StudMight: Not the ENTIRE 1st year... Just the hero courses and Hatsume from support. But they also introduced me to their friends, and those friends made me meet more and -Oh my god...

StudMight: Yeah. It's the entire first year... But it's got to be the same for you, right?

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Once again, guilty as charged... What's it like fucking a girl who's invisible?

StudMight: Well you see there's a certain technique to it.

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Could you tell me in the morning?

StudMight: Yeah sure. See you in the morning!

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Yep! but one last thing.

StudMight: Fire away, Mirio.

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: What does this change between us? This whole chat...

StudMight: Well, we now know that the other is a gigolo and a bit of a pervert with huge dicks, if I'm being frank.

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: I'm okay with this knowledge.

StudMight: *nods* Me too. Goodnight.

I-Will-FUCK-A-Million!: Goodnight, problem child.

StudMight: ... Screw you, Mirio. And I'll see you tomorrow.

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