"Why did we decide to play this game again?" Shirou asked after landing on a hotel for the third time in a row "Just my luck" he grumbled to himself as he passed off the last of his money over to the owner of hotel on Mayfair.

"Tell me about it kid" Lancer muttered while looking at the few scraps on monopoly money he had left "My luck is just as bad when it comes to this" Lancer threw the dice again "Hey a 7 which puts me on…" he counted up the squares and promptly scowled "Well, that's me out of the game"

"You'll have company soon enough Lancer, I haven't even unlocked a single property this entire game" Archer spoke having been used as the equivalent of a walking sack of money fore the majority of the game "At least Berserker or Saber didn't join, we all know how competitive they are".

Shirou and Lancer released a humourless chuckle at the thought of the mindless servant being repeatedly sent to jail or Saber being unable to win a complete set of properties.

"As bad as those guys would be" Lancer began "Who thought it was a good idea to invite this guy to play the game" while pointing at the one responsible for their current predicament.

"Fwuahahahaha" The golden haired man let out an arrogant laugh while a smug look was plastered on his face "What's wrong peasants? Are you not enjoying the game?"

"How can we enjoy the game if you're golden rule means you'll just win all the decent properties!" Lancer shouted and him, disgust obvious from his tone of voice.

"You were all simply too naive to believe you had a chance of winning from the start mongrels!" Gilgamesh released another laugh at the expense of the others misfortune "It was obvious from the start that I, the one True King, would always dominate no matter what field of battle you met me on. However I must say I find this most amusing!"

"We'll see if you have enough hotels saved up King of Heroes!" Archer exclaimed while rolling the dice, which promptly guaranteed that he was going to be out of the game when he finished moving his piece.

Gilgamesh let out another laugh before smirking at Archer "You think to highly of yourself Faker…"

The Babylonian King picked up the dice and promptly rolled again "Ah! A chance card! I have won 200 in insurance money!"

"Forget this" Lancer stood up and left the room.

"Wait for me" Archer swiftly followed him leaving Shirou alone with the King of Heroes to finish their game.

"Come Mongrel!" Gilgamesh taunted "Roll the dice and end your pitiful turn!"

Shirou promptly rolled the dice and landed on water works. Also owned by Gilgamesh.

"Ended by a handyman job, I wonder if this is ironic for me"