Chapter 1: A Sleepless Night
It was 12:00 in the morning. Dipper had gotten an email from his great-uncle Ford. He opened it, and read, "Dipper, During my time out of this dimension, I had been to two alternate universes, where HORRIFYING things happen. Somehow the gods of these universes are in our world, and the universes are what the people call, 'fan-fiction'. I have 'linked' you AND Stanley both of these 'fan-fics'." Dipper first clicked the link that said "Dipper goes to Taco Bell".
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Dipper was crying in a fetal position as to what he had read. "It's 2 in the morning! Shouldn't I be asleep?!" he thought. Meanwhile, Grunkle Stan was also crying in a fetal position, asking himself the same question, also asking what was wrong with himself, all the while being enraged at Ford.
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RIIIIING! RIIIIING! RIIIIING! RIIIIING! RIIIIING! Mabel's alarm clock had woke her up. Mabel yawned and said, "Good morning, Gravity Falls! Now to wake up my favorite and only brother, Dipper." She pulled off Dipper's blanket, only to find that her pale looking twin brother had gotten NO SLEEP at all. Mabel said "Dipper, what happened? You look like you saw a ghost." A visibly scarred Dipper said "Don't ask." They went downstairs to watch some Duck-tective.
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During the commercial break, a commercial for a Taco Bell ad came on. It said "Today, we are OPENING the FIRST OF MANY Taco Bell restaurants in Gravity Falls!" Mabel asked "Wanna go there for lunch?" In the split-second afterwards, Dipper had horrible flashbacks. The voices were in full event during that split second. "HALP! I BIT MY D...AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Said Grunkle Stan. He was laughing...He wanted...off the roof of Dipper's mouth." Dipper yelled "NO! WE ARE GOING TO THE DINER!" Mabel was about to say something when he got on his knees, crying. He begged "PLEASE, MABEL! FOR MY SAKE!" Mabel took pity on her brother."Uh... Okay."