A new AU I'm making because I'm high. All it features are just a few changes that I made to the world and people of "Naruto". Not saying Kishimoto did a bad job, just saying that I would do somethings differently.

"Human talk"

"Human think"

"Kyuubi/All large beings talk"

"Kyuubi/All large beings think"

Jutsu

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, never will.

Also: Not a professional writer, if you have tips to better my writing, let me know.

~Prologue~

October 9th, 1509

"I have a bad feeling right now sensei. Something just seems off." A blonde haired man stated while tailing a much older man.

"Ahh, don't worry about it gaki. The old toad hasn't said anything bad was gonna happen so just calm down." Said the older man now climbing out the window of the hokage's office.

"You're probably just anxious because of the birth, it's normal to be a little scared. It shows that you'll be a good father." As those words left his mouth, he leapt away towards the entrance of the village.

"Sometimes, I don't know how he is known as a prestigious ninja, he's so carefree. And of course, he leaves his book here." Says the man as he turns around noticing a very distinguished book cover on his desk.

"What would Kushina think if she saw this here?" He thinks while picking it up.

Just then, the door to the office swings open, revealing a red headed bombshell standing at the entrance in a forest green dress, worn over a white collared zipped up t-shirt.

You could just tell she was pregnant by the simple fact of her protruding stomach. "Hey Minato, did you prepare everything for tommo... why do you have that book honey?"

Gulp

"Listen honey, it was Jiraiya! He left it here, even after I told him to stop doing that.! You've got to believe me!" Minato exclaimed already on his knees crying anime tears in front of the woman.

"Oh, I figured." Kushina stated in an almost too pleasant demeanor.

"Why aren't you mad?" Minato asked confused on why she isn't doing him over with a pan that must be summoned because, she never ever had a pan on her to begin with.

"Oh, I am mad, however I've heard that anger is bad for the baby, so I'm going to get my revenge after the birth. That being said, have you finished setting up everything for tomorrow?" Kushina asked while still maintaining a cherry attitude.

Showing a little fear at her implied punishment, he replies, "Uhh, no not yet, I plan on doing it tomorrow morning."

"Well, as long as it gets done that's all that matters. Anyways, don't stay cooped up in this office for the whole night, head home soon. I'll be waiting." She says turning around and heading out the same way she came in.

"Now I've really got to get rid of these books." Minato states while throwing the book in the bin.

Elsewhere in Konoha

Suddenly, a man with an orange mask and dark cloak swirls into existence on a random rooftop.

"I apologize sensei, but sacrifices must be made for peace." Said the man as he stared at the hokage monument carved into the mountain.

"May I ask what you may be doing out here?" Came a voice behind the man.

"Keep those bandages tight Danzo. Otherwise, people might start to wonder." Replied the man in the mask, swirling away immediately after.

"Konoha is as only as strong as its roots. For that reason, I will do whatever it takes to ensure that Konoha stands above the rest." Said the extremely bandages senior to himself while also staring at the hokage monument.

Two days later

"Let me take him with me sensei, I'm his godfather!" Yelled Jiraiya at a old man garbed in the standard white and red hokage clothes.

The old man puffed on his pipe twice while looking his student in the eye. "Technically, you're not his godfather since that is usually assigned right after childbirth. However, even if you were, I still wouldn't let you take him with you."

"BUT WHY?!" Roared Jiraiya, slamming his hand down on the desk the old man sat at. An action he immediately regretted when met with a steely gaze of the man in return for his outburst.

"Because, Konoha is his home. It's the only place he should be able to call home. You know that as well as I do, Jiraiya." Replied the man after easing his gaze upon Jiraiya after seeing him physically recoil.

"You are freely allowed to visit him whenever you can make time. As long as it doesn't interfere with your spy network, that is." Stated the man taking a puff from his pipe, pleasantly pleased at the outcome of this dispute with his student.

"Hai...Hokage-sama." Said Jaraiya, sulking at the outcome of this dispute with his sensei.

"Well anyway, how does it feel to be renamed 'Hiruzen the Third Hokage' again? Asked Jiraiya returning back to his usual demeanor.

"I can assure you, it's not a pleasurable feeling Jiraiya." Said Hiruzen spinning around in his chair before standing up to overlook the rebuilding village. Suddenly smirking, he suddenly says.

"You're not asking because your interested in the position, are you?"

...

Turning around he finds his office absolutely empty, with only a falling piece of paper and a book on his desk signifying his student was even in the room.

"That was a lot faster that I thought." He thought as he refocused on his desk and then realized just how much paperwork he had left on his desk.

Instead of getting angry, Hiruzen laughed. However this was not a laughter of joy, no, this was a laughter of pity and sorrow. "Minato, your time came too soon. Who would've thought that, me with my old age, would out live someone as lively as you."

Elsewhere in Konoha

Underground

"Danzo-sama, what shall we do with the kyuubi jinchuriki?" Stated a man cloaked in black ninja attire with a blank white mask kneeling in front of his bandaged leader.

"Nothing, at the moment that is. Make sure to inform me of any of its developments of interest, understand? Replied Danzo, not even paying his personal agent any mind.

"Hai, Danzo-sama." Returned the man quickly jumping into one of the shadows littered around the dark to begin with room.

"Don't fail me Crow." Said Danzo gained a stern look as he looked into the shadow Crow jumped into.

Well, what did y'all think? Let me know because this was, not only my first attempt at a fan fiction, it was my first attempt at writing a story for fun.