How to disguise yourself with ease - no need for fancy enchanted hoods or capes.
Written and illustrated by the Sage Flugel.
Most bought book, second only to the Gospel.
This book is a tutorial on how to disguise yourself without spending a fortune on some magical cloak that likely won't even work. The technique described in this book is simplistic and cheap, yet effective and stylish.
I'm pretty sure that you've tried everything at this point. Enchanted hoods, magical cloaks, invisibility capes… they all work but have a disadvantage. Invisibility capes, albeit they are the most effective of the bunch, they have a big downside. Whenever the user moves or breathes, the invisibility disappears. The same goes for enchanted hoods. You can only use them for a day before the unrecognition effect disappears and you get called a creep. Planned obsolescence? Fuck you Hoshin, I'm not buying your shit again.
Thus, I decided to write this book in order to pass down my knowledge to you. This disguise technique makes you UNRECOGNISABLE. In addition to this, there are no downsides!
First of all, the materials you need to create it (Yes, you read it right. This is a DIY disguise). You need to get a lot of bandages.
Bandages can be bought from your local healer or at the guard station, although I would recommend to you the former option since the bandages are way less expensive there.
Now that you have the materials required for the disguise, let's get started.
Wrap the bandages/toilet paper around your limbs, torso, and head, just to cover every inch of your body except your eyes and mouth. I personally recommend making the bandages around your genitals and butthole looser if you want to shit, piss and masturbate.
If you only want to disguise your identity, wrap the bandages/toilet paper only around your face. Changing clothes seems to be unnecessary to hide from someone.
Ever since I discovered this underrated technique, disguising myself became easier than ever before. I hope this technique helps you, 'cus it certainly helped me!
This is a work of literature! 1# Neu Fork Bestseller! - Shaula
Best book I have ever read! Underrated. - Geuse Romanée-Conti
I've been using this disguise for over a century, and nobody recognised me yet! Sorry if I'm annoying. This tutorial is great. - Sirius Romanée-Conti
Reaaally helpful whenever I forget to bring my cloak with me. Thank you, sweetie, I love you! - Satella
Eh just how much ova nerd someone must be to write something like that, hey you. - Reid Astrea
This worked so well it fooled everyone. 10/10 would read again. - Vincent Abellux
So this is the book everyone in the kingdom talks about. I never could have imagined disguising yourself could be this easy. 10/10. - Julius Juukulius
This disguise works really well. The only downside is that if the enemy is a monster, they can predict your attack and deduce your location without looking at you. Otherwise, this disguise is absolutely amazing. - Todd
If I ever lose my helmet, I will use this. Thanks, pal. - Al
You're an asshole. - Natsuki Subaru