Intro
A camera turns on to reveal a summer camp that looks to be in questionable condition, with cabins looking to be run down and roofs with holes galore. The camera zooms in on a building in the middle that seems to be in somewhat nice condition, to reveal a certain Chris Mclean talking on the phone.
"What do you mean I can't use the same challenges I did last time? No bears chasing down campers? No rabid beavers? NO BONEY ISLAND?!" Chris shouts. "I am helping you guys out, if you don't want it. I know you guys built this replica, but that's unfair..." Chris trails off as he notices the camera and turns bright red. He clears his throat and turns off his phone.
"Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa! A replica at least, but this time the island won't get taken over by an evil redhead! The rules are simple, every week two teams will compete in a challenge. One unlucky team will lose, and one even unluckier camper will be voted out and will return home. Oh and lose the chance at 1 million dollars!" Chris flashes a smile before continuing his speech. "Make friends, enemies, win challenges, and most importantly... create drama! This is... Total Drama Revamped!"
Opening
The camera zooms in on the Camp Wawanakwa sign, before focusing on Chris. Chris grins and flashes a smile before jumping out the way, to reveal Lolly with a whoopie cushion in her hand before she runs frantically away from the camera.
"Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine," The camera shows a forest with Flora admiring the trees and Rowan attempting to pick as many different flowers as he can.
"You guys are on my mind," The camera zooms to the right, showing Logan trying to talk to Janine, before being pushed aside and Farley following Janine before pushing Logan down again.
"You asked me what I wanted to be and I think the answer is plain to see," The camera finds Alice in her cabin showing Nina pictures in an old scrapbook. The girls admire the pictures and outfits and laugh together.
"I wanna be famous." Berry is seen singing on a stage. Backstage, Jensen seems nervous and drops all her papers before fainting.
"I wanna live close to the sun," The camera zooms in on Kendrick and Venus playing volleyball. Kendrick wins and Venus screams. He quickly runs but is tackled to the ground by Venus before she punches him.
"Pack your bags 'cause I've already won,'' Johanna is seen chilling on the beach before Everett approaches her with flowers. However, Johanna notices Johnathon who has a bigger bouquet but runs off with Everett much to Johnathon's annoyance.
"Everything to do nothing in my way. I'll get there one day," Xander is seen attempting to clean up messes behind the cabins, with his hands full of dirty clothes and sheets with a tired expression.
"I wanna be famous," Chef, clearly annoyed, tries to teach Joe how to make a dish. Joe finishes and makes an average dish. Chef sighs before tossing it into a pile with a multitude of these average dishes.
"Na na na na na na na na na" The camera zooms away from Chef's kitchen and finds Asher comforting Payton who is crying. Asher turns away and Payton quickly flashes a grin toward the camera. Asher turns back and Payton continues to fake cry.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous," The Camera zooms out to find Troom in a handmade hot air balloon sailing above the island. The balloon quickly tears and he screams before falling onto a bench.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous." The group sits together before they all yell at Chelsea who is reading a book. She looks horrified and quickly shrinks in her seat. Amos grins and nods before whistling a happy tune.