AN: Hey guys this is the first fanfic that I have ever wrote so if this is cringe let me know. This is a helluva boss cross over with Harry Potter. I don't own any of those stores. I hope you guys like and please review. Also this story was inspired by DWR's HPxHelluva boss story check them out too. Anyways on with this cringe!
Chapter 1: An unexpected development.
It was a normal day in hell well as normal as it could be considering where you are. Well right now in side the I.M.P. office Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are listening to Blitzo explaining the new job that they got from a client. "Well we got another job to kill someone in the living world so pack your bags because we are going to England!" Blitzo says while waving his hands ecstatically. "Sir who is our target?" "Moxxie don't interrupt me. We are hired to kill this shit bag named Vernon Dursley and our client wants us to kill him and his family." Blitzo responded to Moxxie's question. "Ok good so everyone one is going except my little loony." Blitzo says to his team and the puppy hell hound. Blitzo tried to pet loona but she growled and nearly bit him. "Well then let's get going we have a family to murder so chop chop. And don't fuck this up Moxxie!" Blitzo says as he gets out stolas's book for they can travel to the living world.
In the living world
Albus Dumbledore had just left number 4 privet drive with Harry Potter being placed on the doorstep. With a pop the headmaster left the street and all of the other people who where there did the same. A few moments later a portal opens up from hell in the backyard of number four with three imps stepping out. With hushed tones they make a plan with Moxxie going to the front and Blitzo staying in the back and Millie going inside to kill their targets. Blitzo and Moxxie were out side on either entrance to make sure no one escaped but the chances of that happening were low. Moxxie makes it to the front door and finds a basket that is covered upas he is waiting for the signal for when it was time to head back through the portal. While waiting he noticed that the covers moved and curiously he moved the cover expecting kittens or puppies but what he saw was a baby with a note. The thing that Moxxie trough was odd was the lightning scar on his forehead. Moxxie picked up the note and read it and he felt sorry for this baby because he had just lost one family and now was going to lose another on the same night. Blitzo over the coms said that the job was done and they are heading back and that Moxxie should get his ass back there now. Moxxie in a rash action took the baby with him saying "I got you little guy." and makes it back to the portal in the backyard and jumps through landing in the I.M.P. HQ.
Back in hell
"Good job Millie!" Blitzo exclaims "Now all I have to do is collect the money from our client and then we will be set for some time. Hey Moxxie what was the hold up did you trip over your own ass?" "Thank you sir the kills were easy and don't make fun of him." Millie coming to her husband's aid. "Well then what took him so long then? Was he jerking himself off?" Blitzo says sarcastically. "No sir I just found something and I brought it back with me. Uh Millie guess what you are now?" Moxxie explains "oh oh let me guess you got me something didn't you? What is it?!" Millie is practically bouncing up and down in excitement for what her husband brought."Well Millie I know that you wanted to have a little one running around and I found this little guy." Moxxie says sheepishly while bringing out Harry from his coat. "Why the hell did you bring back a baby Moxxie?! A human baby at that!" Blitzo yells at him "Moxxie hun I know that you want to have a family too but this baby probably has a family of his own that is missing him right?" Millie asked. "Actuallyhe doesn't he apparently lost his and was left on the doorstep of the family we just murdered." "Oh" Millie says seeing why her husband brought the baby back with him. "Well then if you guys are keeping it then I expect it to work for me in the future and thatit keeps away from my precious loona." While Blitzo says that a two year old hellhound pup is sniffing the baby and the baby is giggling. "Well Millie are you ok with us taking care of this baby?" Moxxie askinghis wife. "Oh yes babe I am happy to be a mother!" Millie says while she runs up to Moxxie and gives him a kiss then she takes the baby out of Moxxie's arms and asks "What is his name?" "His name is Harry James Potter and we are going to be the best parent to this little guy." Moxxie says.
Well that wraps up the first chapter and yes loona is only a year older than Harry in this story. No Harry will not become a demon. I may have a few hazbin hotel characters pop in. Harry will go to hogwarts in this story. There will be a time skip to this first year in the next chapter or in the one after if I decide to add filler to the time between when Harry is 11. I am thinking of a Harry x loona but I might do a Harry x Octavia but any romantic stuff will wait until he is older. I would think that would happen in book three or four. Yes I might have sequels to this story and Harry might embark on some of the missions that happen already in the show. Any ways please review and let me know what you think tootles! Also this was short I know because I am doing this on my phone I might do longer chapters but right now IDK.