One morning, a simple Mississippi farmer woke up and saw the sunlight come through his window. He thought "What a beautiful day! Sure am lucky to be living this life!". He made himself some breakfast, brushed his teeth, and got dressed. Once he was ready, he went outside.
It was a beautiful spring day with radiant sunshine and white, puffy clouds. The weather was warm and muggy, with dew on the ground and a distinct haziness to the sky. Not having much time to revel in the natural beauty of his land, the farmer decided that he needed to check on his soybean fields.
Much to his frustration, he found a flock of wild geese eating his crops. At first, he considered going back to grab his gun. On his way to grab his gun, however, he developed a random stirring in his pants.
As a result, a new idea formed in his head. A perverted, sick idea. And with this sudden desire, the farmer forgot about his responsibilities. He then proceeded to unbuckle his belt, unzip his jeans, pull down his underwear, and sneak up upon the geese. Once he was within arm's reach of a goose, he grabbed it and shoved his boner up the unlucky bird's rear end. Once he had entered the goose, he began thrusting vigorously. He fondled, squeezed, and chocked the bird as he violated its asshole. As he was busy fucking the goose, he noticed that its penis had become erect, which aroused him even more. He then started masturbating the goose. As he felt himself approach orgasm, he felt the goose ejaculate onto his hand. That was enough to send him over the edge, and he then climaxed, letting out a pleasured groan.
Once the farmer came down from his orgasm, he realized that he had done something terrible. He dropped the goose onto the ground and inspected it. The goose was weak and clearly injured. And just as obviously traumatized. When he looked at the bird's rear end, he saw that its anus was stretched and bloodied. In spite of his awareness of the magnitude of his action's evil, he felt no guilt and no shame. He thought to himself: "Although I just committed a terrible sin, God will forgive me if a pray for His forgiveness. My pastor always reminds us that no matter how terrible of a sin someone commits, forgiveness is only a prayer away".