What is this?

Well, while I work on my other Kirby fanfic, I decided it would be fun to... remake an old fanfic of mine that I deleted around the time I first joined the website.

Y'know, make it fit into my fan Kirby lore and whatnot...

Okay, let's get right into it, shall we~?

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"Ah, another peaceful day on Dreamland... birds were singing, flowers were blooming, and on days like these, puffballs like Kirby were enjoying a nice nap, cozied up in his bed..."

Hahahah...

Not for long, no, not for long.

She has been watching, ever since the event, yes, she needed to know more, FAR, FAR more than was televised.

She was watching, watching, WATCHING, and has been watching for the last few days, and it seemed time for her quaint little idea to be encroached upon, just a little game is you will.

All she has to do was... press a button.

"Should I..." she wondered, pondering to herself for a moment. "YES!" she decided cheerily, slamming her hand on the button in front of her and laying back in her swivel chair. "Oh... I'm sure my darling Kari will be so happy... as will you all..."

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"Yo Bandee, you got any fives?" Dedede asked, peering at his loyal subject from behind his group of card.

"Hm... go fish." Bandanna Waddle Dee responded, and Dedede groaned.

"Go fish..." Dedede muttered, picking up a card from the pile." "Who even invented this stupid game-"

"Dedede." a mysterious voice said, to which Dedede immediately threw his cards towards, looking towards the source of the voice. It was Meta Knight, standing on the balcony behind them. "Your card threshold sucked."

"Well hello to you too Meta Knight." Dedede greeted sarcastically. "Lemme guess, the new world ending threat is coming or something?"

"Yep." Meta Knight conferred. "Didn't have time to go to Kirby so I came to you."

"Well, what do we need to do?" Dedede wondered, looking towards Bandanna Waddle Dee for a moment.

"Eh... well it's kind of complicated, but..." Meta Knight swiped his cape into the air, the area around them becoming far darker than usual, probably using his dimensional whatsit powers. "Have you heard of the mystical Crystal Chronicles?"

"Damn, we're rolling credits already?" Dedede joked, though Meta Knight didn't find it funny. "Eh, sorry."

"Well, ignoring your bad joke, the Crystal Chronicles are a mysterious artifact."

"..."

"..."

"Is that it?" Bandanna Waddle Dee asked.

"Well yeah, I don't know much about them, they're a mystery for a reason." Meta Knight explained to the Waddle Dee. "Anyways, I tell you this because long story short I'm Nintey-Nine percent sure that somebody found the Crystal Chronicles, and... we may or may not be going on a surprise adventure in the next five minutes."

Dedede was still a bit confused though. "Okay... any reason you didn't have time to get Kirby if the thing will happen in five minu-"

Then to quell his confusion, the ground began to shake, though Meta Knight managed to keep his footing, Dedede and Bandanna Waddle Dee didn't seem to be so lucky. Strangely though, nothing was there, despite the shaking.

"And... there we go." Meta Knight sighed. "Okay, in order to survive this what we have to do is very complicated... so listen to me very carefully... idiots"

"Who are you calling an idiot?" Dedede asked, standing back up.

"He... didn't call anyone an idiot, I don't think." Bandanna Waddle Dee countered. "You might be hearing things, Great King."

"You sure, cause-"

"LISTEN." Meta Knight beckoned. "Look up at the sky, and say the following words: 'I submit to the Crystal Chronicles and all that they beckon', okay, fool?"

"Why would I say that gibberish?" Dedede wondered, and Meta Knight glared at him. "Listen Meta Knight, no offense, but something about this all seems a bit fishy, you keep muttering them things under yo' breath, and I don't find that to be very comforting."

"Look, Great King if I say it will you be alright?" Bandanna Waddle Dee asked. "Look, it's easy." he began, peering up towards the empty skyline. "I submit to the... Crystal Chronicles... and all that they bec...kon..." Bandanna Dee said, though his speech began to get a bit slurred as he said it, slowing down.

"You alright buddy?" Dedede asked, and Meta Knight seemed to growl. "Yo Meta, what in tarnation happened to my boy Bandee over there?"

"You absolute idiot..." Meta Knight groaned, his eyes seeming to flash a blue color.

"Sans un-" Meta Knight interrupted his joke as rushed at him.

"LOOK UP AND SAY IT, LOOK UP AND SAY IT, LOOK UP AND SAY IT-" Meta Knight demanded, grabbing Dedede by the head and making him look up at the sky.

"Get... OFF ME!" Dedede grabbed Meta Knight and tossed him away, landing on his back, but quickly getting up. "Meta Knight, I dunno what's gotten into you but I don't like it."

"Hmpf." Meta Knight groaned. "I suppose one bout of opposition will be enough for her grace to handle." he shrugged. "What a shame, maybe in a different universe you could've been a great ally."

"What in tarnation are you going on about?" Dedede wondered.

"Farewell." Meta Knight said, not at all answering Dedede's questions. Then Dedede saw himself being picked up, almost like a sort of ragdoll, as Meta Knight's eye flashed blue yet again.

"Wait, what in tarnation are yo-" Dedede couldn't finish, something seeming quite standard for speaking with Meta Knight, and was then flung, flung far, far away to the other side of Dreamland, like he was using a Super Powered Cannon, and little did Dedede know, that while short this would be his strangest adventure yet...

KIRBY: Crystal Chronicles Refolded

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Chapters of this fanfic will not be long, i wanna make a short story for fun while I'm focusing on actual stuff, soooooooooo yeah- See y'all later when I update this, lol.

Bye.