Disclainer: I don't own iCarly.
Author's note: This is dedicated to Andy G, Mick Taruriel, Aaron Z, Bella Scarlet, Cindy York and Vanessa McLeod III.
Mama Sam, yes
28 year old Sam Puckett sit in her NYC apartment, holding her little daughter named Kelly Puckett.
Sam is 100 % single-lady.
The 3 year old child Kelly is the result of a random unprotected fuck when Sam was on vacation in Spain.
Despite having once claimed that she'd never become a parent she decided to keep the child and attempt to be a mama in her own way.
And so far, she's done pretty good.
It is very hard sometimes, but Sam is hardcore and never complain.
"Lil' girl, mama's here for ya." says Sam.
Kelly makes a cute baby-sound and smile.
"You're adorable." says Sam, having some mama-skills in her, after all.
Even though some would think of Sam as a sexual bitch she is not only like that, she can also be a loyal friend and very smart too.
"Good that I decided to keep you, girl." says Sam, who can feel that she made the right thing by keeping Kelly.
Kelly is named after Kelly Rae Southgreen, a female heavy metal guitarist that Sam is a fan of.
"Yup." says Sam, being casual as she is most of the time.
Sam is happy and Kelly seem happy as well.
"When ya get older, don't repeat mama's mistakes. Be a good girl all the time." says Sam with the smile a mom should have when talking to her small daughter.
Sam is actually a good mother.
"Opsss..." says Sam as she fart hard by accident.
Sam still has poor control over her farts.
That has not changed.
"Damn. I still fart a lot." says Sam.
2 hours later.
"Aww, cute." says Sam when she sees Kelly play with a black plush bear.
Kelly is clearly Sam's daughter, having the same eye and hair color as Sam.
Kelly looks nothing like her biological father.
Sam is happy about this.
"You're a sweet kid." says Sam.
Kelly says something and smile.
Kelly is unfortunately one of those kids that grow up very slow and as such Kelly can only speak a few real words, despite being 3.
Sam still love Kelly as a mom should.
"I wonder what Carly does these days..." says Sam.
Sam hasn't had any contact with Carly Shay in a very long time.
After college they both went separate ways.
"I sure hope she's okay." says Sam.
The next day.
Sam tries to call Carly, but the phone number is no longer active.
"Guess she switched phone number." says Sam.
Using some skills learned from Freddie, Sam goes online to find Carly's current phone number.
She soon find it.
She tries to call this number and Carly answer.
"Hi. Mrs West here."
"Hi, Carly. Why do you call yourself that?"
"Sorry, but who is this?"
"It's Sam Puckett, girl."
"Oh...hi, Sam. I am married to a guy named Ricardo West now."
"Awesome. Good for ya."
"Thanks, Sam."
"Carly, how's it goin' over there?"
"Very good. I live in DC now."
"Mama's happy too."
"You still call yourself that?"
"I do and now I deserve it 'cause I have a little one."
"Are you actually a parent?"
"Yup. I have a 3 year old daughter. Her name's Kelly."
"Nice name, for sure. I hope you take good care of your kid."
"I do my best."
"Being a mom I assume you have a boyfriend or husband. Am I correct?"
"No. Still all single lady. Kelly is the result of an unprotected hook-up."
"Okay. At least you kept her."
"Somehow I felt like I had to."
"What's life as a mommy like?"
"Not too bad. Limited time to just be me, but otherwise good."
"Ricardo and I don't have a kid yet. I'm not ready to get pregnant."
"Ya don't need to rush things."
"Thanks, Sam."
"Alright, girl."
"Yeah. Where are you? I'd like to visit."
"NYC. I'll txt ya the exact location."
"Sweet. I'll stop by sometime next week."
"Awesome."
Sam ends the phone call.
4 days later.
"Oh...who might it be?" says Sam when someone rings the door bell.
Sam opens ans sees Carly.
At first Sam gets a bit confused.
Carly is older now so at first Sam doesn't it's Carly, but when Carly giggle a bit at Sam'c confusion, Sam know who it is.
"Hi, Carly Shay. Welcome." says Sam.
"Thanks. It's Carly West now." says Carly.
"In my book you'll always still be Carly Shay, my friend." says Sam as she step aside and let Carly into the apartment.
"Okay. I can accept that, Sam. Or is it Samantha these days?" says Carly.
"No, still just Sam." says Sam.
"Nice. May I see the little one?" says Carly.
"Sure. Of course. This way." says Sam.
Carly follow Sam to Kelly's room.
Kelly is in her bed, playing with a plushie.
"Here she is." says Sam.
"Very cute. She has your eyes and hair." says Carly.
"Indeed. Kelly looks nothing like the guy who's her biological dad. He has black hair and way darker skin than me." says Sam.
"Then she got most of what she is from you. That's adorable. She has her looks in common with her own mommy." says Carly.
"Yup. She's a sweet kid." says Sam.
"Good. I must say that being a mommy has had a positive impanct on you, Sam." says Carly.
"Thanks, Carly. Being a mama isn't easy, but I do my best." says Sam.
"Nobody could ask for more." says Carly.
"Sweet. I want Kelly to have a cute life." says Sam.
"Wonderful. I'm glad you care about her." says Carly.
"I do care. She's my kid." says Sam.
"Awww!" says Carly.
"Yeah." says Sam.
"Hi, girl." says Carly, speaking to Kelly.
Kelly look up at Carly and smile.
"Kelly, this is Carly and she's your aunt." says Sam.
"Mama." says Kelly, saying one of few words she's able to use.
"How are you today?" says Carly.
Kelly smile and giggle.
"Sam, is she okay?" says Carly.
"Yup, whya ya ask?" says Sam.
"Because she didn't say anything." says Carly.
"Kelly's mind is a bit behind in maturity. Doctor Granger's told me that she believe Kelly will eventually catch up with other kids once she reach early puberty and such." says Sam.
"Oh, did the doctor know the reason why Kelly's not on the level she should be at her age?" says Carly.
"Unfortunately not." says Sam.
"She seem fine otherwise." says Carly.
"She is. Aside from the slow mind she's 100 % okay." says Sam.
"Sweet." says Carly.
"Do ya wanna be her godmommy?" says Sam.
"Yes, of course." says Carly.
"Awesome. Thanks, my friend." says Sam.
"You're welcome." says Carly.
"Okay." says Sam.
"Next time it's your turn to visit me. Ricardo and I live in Malibu." says Carly.
"Awesome, Carly. I'll try to come and see ya." says Sam.
"Sweet, Sam." says Carly.
"Yup." says Sam.
"Mama!" says Kelly, all cute, holding out her arms.
Sam know what her kid wants and gives Kelly a sweet hug.
Kelly clearly enjoy a hug from her mommy.
Carly thinks it's so beautiful to see Sam being a good mother.
"Lil' one, ya are adorable." says Sam.
Kelly giggle, being happy.
"Lil' Kelly, mama love ya." says Sam with a sweet mommy-style smile.
"You seem to truly have become a good mom." says Carly.
"I try to be." says Sam.
"Very sweet." says Carly.
"Do ya wanna hold my kid...?" says Sam.
"Sure." says Carly.
Sam hands over Kelly to Carly.
"Hi, girl. I'm Aunt Carly." says Carly.
Kelly giggle as a sign that she like Carly.
It makes Sam happy that Kelly like Carly.
"Awww!" says Carly.
Kelly is clearly happy.
"She's a cute kid." says Carly.
"Yeah." says Sam.
22 minutes later.
Carly and Sam drink coffee.
"Do you wish you had a man?" says Carly.
"Not really. I prefer to hook up." says Sam.
"Some thing never change, it seems." says Carly.
"Guess so. Heard from Freddie?" says Sam.
"I've not. It's been over 2 years since I talked to him. I don't know where he is these days." says Carly.
"Alright. I sure hope he's okay." says Sam.
"Me too. I wish him all the best." says Carly.
"Cool." says Sam.
"Yeah." says Carly.
"I want him to be happy too." says Sam.
"Nice." says Carly.
2 weeks later.
Sam masturbate to an old Itlian erotic book.
"Mmm...fuck!" moans ahorny Sam.
Kelly cry in her room.
Upon hearing this, Sam stop masturbating and goes to see what's going on.
Kelly cannot find her plushie.
Sam search for it and soon finds it under Kelly's bed.
"Here ya go, girl." says Sam as she hands the plsuhie to Kelly.
Kelly stop crying and hug her plushie, her favorite toy.
"Do ya love your toy?" says Sam.
Kelly nod and smile as an answer.
"Good. Mama's happy for you." says Sam.
The End.