A/N: Tbh, this fanfic was made because I recently developed an obsession for Portal 2. To me, Wheatley is adorable as HECK! Hope u enjoy...I think..

Summary: GlaDOS had brought Wheatley back from space, though there's one minuscule problem...He won't apologize, so GlaDOS is forced to find another way to convince him..

Human!Wheatley

robot!GlaDOS


'"OMYGOSHOMYGOSHOMYGOSH, I'm in SPAAAAAACE!!!"

"UUUGGGHHH!!!!! Do you ever STOP!!??"

Wheatley was using all of his will and might not to yeet the space core away so that it would never come back. This is what poor little Wheatley had to deal with for 3.YEARS!!

〜Meanwhile〜

GlaDOS was waiting patiently for her robotic slaves to bring her some test results

Something suddenly caught her attention, it was a destress signal. When she discovered where it had come from, she immediately knew who had sent it, "Oh, it's him.." she muttered arrogantly in her cold, gravelly voice. Reluctantly, she ignored it's presence. GlaDOS was in a bad mood already, dealing with Wheatley would've just made it worse.

Of course, she thought he wanted to be back so that he could merge her core with a potato battery and feed her to crows again.

Turns out, he actually just wants to feel the ground again, he still thinks everything is GlaDOS's fault though. She was about to delete the destress signal when something occured to her, what if he was trying to say sorry? What if he didn't mean to do it and he just got carried away by the thought of being in-charge of the entire facility? She hesitated for a while, but eventually she gave in to the guilty feeling and assigned two defective turrets to fetch him for her.

Time skip

"Why won't you just apologize!?""Because it was mostly your fault!"

Their argument seemed to last an eternity until GlaDOS had finally had enough. It wasn't long before Wheatley had his mouth covered with ducktape.

"What will it take for you to say sorry to me?"Since he couldn't say anything, he resorted to sign language.

"*I will never apologize, no matter what!*"

All of a sudden, a sneaky idea formed in GlaDOS's metal brain.

Slowly, she started lowering a blunt claw to his level and gently poked his side with it, she was rewarded with a flinch and a muffled squeak from her victim. That was all it took to prove her theory.

Yep...he was doomed.

At first, he was confused. But when he saw the mischievous flash in her optic, everything clicked he started wriggling in her iron grip (no pun intended).

Since GlaDOS did wanna hear his shrieks, she gently peeled the ducktape off his quivering mouth, only to poke him twice more and earning 2 small squeaks.

"Why me? ;-;"

Those were Wheatley's last intellegible words before uncontrollable giggles started to pour out of his mouth as GlaDOS spidered up and down his sides repeatedly with some mechanical hands.

The whole scene was amusing to her, but she felt it wasn't enough for revenge.

So, she took out two more mechanical hands and made them dance along his ribs, thus making his laughter escalate.

"LUHUHUHUHUVV, PLEHEHEHAHAHASEHEHE"

'Perfect :)' she thought evily to herself.

"I hope this makes you realize what will happen to you if you don't apologize."

"OHOHOHOHOKAHAHAYYY!!! IHIHIHIHIHI'M SOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Unfortunately, he was cut off by a ticklish sensation forming on his right foot.

"NAHAHAHAHAHAT THEHEHE FEHEHEHEHEHET!!! PLEHEHEHAHAHASEHEHE, BREHEHEHAHAHAHAK!! TOHOHO MUHUHUHUCH!!!

GlaDOS considered this, and finally allowed him to have a breather.

"Th- *huff* thank you *huff* Ihihihi'm *huff* sohohorry, *panting*"


And that is how GlaDOS really made Wheatley apologize

Hope you enjoyed, okeh baaaiiii

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